Jeffry O'Brien
@thejeffryobrien.bsky.social
Daily Blender Host / Author / Humorist / Punctual Procrastinator
WARNING: Contains trace amounts of snark.
Will follow ya back if I think you're a real person.
WARNING: Contains trace amounts of snark.
Will follow ya back if I think you're a real person.
The Conclave Has Begun!
Good luck to all participants, don't forget to stretch.
The Papal Combine can be very taxing on some of the older Cardinals, but it does serve to weed out the less physical holy men. A good 40 time here is critical!
Good luck to all participants, don't forget to stretch.
The Papal Combine can be very taxing on some of the older Cardinals, but it does serve to weed out the less physical holy men. A good 40 time here is critical!
May 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Conclave Has Begun!
Good luck to all participants, don't forget to stretch.
The Papal Combine can be very taxing on some of the older Cardinals, but it does serve to weed out the less physical holy men. A good 40 time here is critical!
Good luck to all participants, don't forget to stretch.
The Papal Combine can be very taxing on some of the older Cardinals, but it does serve to weed out the less physical holy men. A good 40 time here is critical!
I find it fascinating that AMAZON sells these truck window stickers side by side. (gonna pass on both)
March 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I find it fascinating that AMAZON sells these truck window stickers side by side. (gonna pass on both)
What I learned today:
TEA + Milk = Excellent
TEA + Oat Milk = NOPE
TEA + Almond Milk = NOPE NOPE
Oddly though, TEA + Almond Milk + A little bit of real milk = Tastes Like A Doughnut... But still, NOPE
TEA + Milk = Excellent
TEA + Oat Milk = NOPE
TEA + Almond Milk = NOPE NOPE
Oddly though, TEA + Almond Milk + A little bit of real milk = Tastes Like A Doughnut... But still, NOPE
March 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What I learned today:
TEA + Milk = Excellent
TEA + Oat Milk = NOPE
TEA + Almond Milk = NOPE NOPE
Oddly though, TEA + Almond Milk + A little bit of real milk = Tastes Like A Doughnut... But still, NOPE
TEA + Milk = Excellent
TEA + Oat Milk = NOPE
TEA + Almond Milk = NOPE NOPE
Oddly though, TEA + Almond Milk + A little bit of real milk = Tastes Like A Doughnut... But still, NOPE
"Yeah, we are totally here to kick your ass and take your women."
February 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"Yeah, we are totally here to kick your ass and take your women."
this is what I post from
January 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
this is what I post from
If you see this, quote with a photo of a bridge from your gallery.
January 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you see this, quote with a photo of a bridge from your gallery.
Beebo and Buddy would like a word with Jack
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Beebo and Buddy would like a word with Jack
Walmart updated its logo. Because that's the problem with a store where people make meth in the bathrooms: The logo.
January 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Walmart updated its logo. Because that's the problem with a store where people make meth in the bathrooms: The logo.
Beebo's Christmas Message:
December 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Beebo's Christmas Message:
Found this old pic of the eclipse in my phone. Felt cute, might delete.
December 23, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Found this old pic of the eclipse in my phone. Felt cute, might delete.
I have been sitting here way longer than I should trying to figure out what the differce is between a Krackle and a Crunch bar.
December 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I have been sitting here way longer than I should trying to figure out what the differce is between a Krackle and a Crunch bar.
And yes... the star was made from pull tabs.
December 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM
And yes... the star was made from pull tabs.
My son and I made this MT Dew Christmas Tree 15 years ago.
Were gonna do a 3D version the following year, but I realized I had a problem and stopped drinking soda.
He drank the Yahoo trunk part.
Still... this thing was majestic.
Were gonna do a 3D version the following year, but I realized I had a problem and stopped drinking soda.
He drank the Yahoo trunk part.
Still... this thing was majestic.
December 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
My son and I made this MT Dew Christmas Tree 15 years ago.
Were gonna do a 3D version the following year, but I realized I had a problem and stopped drinking soda.
He drank the Yahoo trunk part.
Still... this thing was majestic.
Were gonna do a 3D version the following year, but I realized I had a problem and stopped drinking soda.
He drank the Yahoo trunk part.
Still... this thing was majestic.
Nothing tests my patience and brings out swear words that would make a filthy pirate blush more than putting together this poorly designed light up snow bastard family. Been hoping someone would steal em for years.
I wish they would die... on fire.
I wish they would die... on fire.
December 16, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Nothing tests my patience and brings out swear words that would make a filthy pirate blush more than putting together this poorly designed light up snow bastard family. Been hoping someone would steal em for years.
I wish they would die... on fire.
I wish they would die... on fire.
Sounds about right...
December 11, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Sounds about right...
I kinda resent that my dogs were born retired and here I am working until I die.
December 3, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I kinda resent that my dogs were born retired and here I am working until I die.
Damn... you're good.
December 3, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Damn... you're good.
I am emotionally shook by Krusteaz changing the color of their pancake box. Why, Krusteaz, why?
December 1, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I am emotionally shook by Krusteaz changing the color of their pancake box. Why, Krusteaz, why?
"Dear God, please teach her how to cook. I can't take soup one more day."
November 27, 2024 at 9:19 PM
"Dear God, please teach her how to cook. I can't take soup one more day."
True Story:
2016 I was joking with the kids... singing "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.... and I DIED." They all laughed.
The very next day... he actually died.
This made all the kids I know very scared of me when I sing.
2016 I was joking with the kids... singing "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.... and I DIED." They all laughed.
The very next day... he actually died.
This made all the kids I know very scared of me when I sing.
November 27, 2024 at 6:55 PM
True Story:
2016 I was joking with the kids... singing "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.... and I DIED." They all laughed.
The very next day... he actually died.
This made all the kids I know very scared of me when I sing.
2016 I was joking with the kids... singing "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.... and I DIED." They all laughed.
The very next day... he actually died.
This made all the kids I know very scared of me when I sing.
