Jeffry O'Brien
@thejeffryobrien.bsky.social
Daily Blender Host / Author / Humorist / Punctual Procrastinator
WARNING: Contains trace amounts of snark.
Will follow ya back if I think you're a real person.
WARNING: Contains trace amounts of snark.
Will follow ya back if I think you're a real person.
I do not appreciate nor do I agree with being told that trail mix is NOT a meal.
May 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I do not appreciate nor do I agree with being told that trail mix is NOT a meal.
The Conclave Has Begun!
Good luck to all participants, don't forget to stretch.
The Papal Combine can be very taxing on some of the older Cardinals, but it does serve to weed out the less physical holy men. A good 40 time here is critical!
Good luck to all participants, don't forget to stretch.
The Papal Combine can be very taxing on some of the older Cardinals, but it does serve to weed out the less physical holy men. A good 40 time here is critical!
May 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Conclave Has Begun!
Good luck to all participants, don't forget to stretch.
The Papal Combine can be very taxing on some of the older Cardinals, but it does serve to weed out the less physical holy men. A good 40 time here is critical!
Good luck to all participants, don't forget to stretch.
The Papal Combine can be very taxing on some of the older Cardinals, but it does serve to weed out the less physical holy men. A good 40 time here is critical!
My life is just a series of moments, like realizing in polite company that the VAGUS nerve is pronounced VEGAS and not VAJ-US.
Viva Las Vagus!!!
Viva Las Vagus!!!
a close up of a man 's face with the words oops written on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words oops written on it
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May 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My life is just a series of moments, like realizing in polite company that the VAGUS nerve is pronounced VEGAS and not VAJ-US.
Viva Las Vagus!!!
Viva Las Vagus!!!
Not sure what is going on in the world today, but I got sent show prep in a group chat from a competing show down the dial. Does that happen a lot??? That's weird.
March 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Not sure what is going on in the world today, but I got sent show prep in a group chat from a competing show down the dial. Does that happen a lot??? That's weird.
Well... this is the end of humanity once AI and the robots take over. I can't do most of that. Neither can you, if you're honest. So basically if it comes down to a dance-off or any kind of physical fight, the robots have won.
youtu.be/I44_zbEwz_w?... via
@YouTube
youtu.be/I44_zbEwz_w?... via
@YouTube
Walk, Run, Crawl, RL Fun | Boston Dynamics | Atlas
YouTube video by Boston Dynamics
youtu.be
March 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Well... this is the end of humanity once AI and the robots take over. I can't do most of that. Neither can you, if you're honest. So basically if it comes down to a dance-off or any kind of physical fight, the robots have won.
youtu.be/I44_zbEwz_w?... via
@YouTube
youtu.be/I44_zbEwz_w?... via
@YouTube
Wife: It's a blood moon tonight.
Me: (sitting, shaking back and forth quietly whispering to myself) "Don't. Don't. JUST DON'T ask if it ALSO happens every month".
Me: (sitting, shaking back and forth quietly whispering to myself) "Don't. Don't. JUST DON'T ask if it ALSO happens every month".
March 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Wife: It's a blood moon tonight.
Me: (sitting, shaking back and forth quietly whispering to myself) "Don't. Don't. JUST DON'T ask if it ALSO happens every month".
Me: (sitting, shaking back and forth quietly whispering to myself) "Don't. Don't. JUST DON'T ask if it ALSO happens every month".
I find it fascinating that AMAZON sells these truck window stickers side by side. (gonna pass on both)
March 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I find it fascinating that AMAZON sells these truck window stickers side by side. (gonna pass on both)
Ohhh.
I thought Dua Lipa was that program you use to learn other languages.
I thought Dua Lipa was that program you use to learn other languages.
March 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ohhh.
I thought Dua Lipa was that program you use to learn other languages.
I thought Dua Lipa was that program you use to learn other languages.
What I learned today:
TEA + Milk = Excellent
TEA + Oat Milk = NOPE
TEA + Almond Milk = NOPE NOPE
Oddly though, TEA + Almond Milk + A little bit of real milk = Tastes Like A Doughnut... But still, NOPE
TEA + Milk = Excellent
TEA + Oat Milk = NOPE
TEA + Almond Milk = NOPE NOPE
Oddly though, TEA + Almond Milk + A little bit of real milk = Tastes Like A Doughnut... But still, NOPE
March 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What I learned today:
TEA + Milk = Excellent
TEA + Oat Milk = NOPE
TEA + Almond Milk = NOPE NOPE
Oddly though, TEA + Almond Milk + A little bit of real milk = Tastes Like A Doughnut... But still, NOPE
TEA + Milk = Excellent
TEA + Oat Milk = NOPE
TEA + Almond Milk = NOPE NOPE
Oddly though, TEA + Almond Milk + A little bit of real milk = Tastes Like A Doughnut... But still, NOPE
I have been told that I will need a better following on social media than I do now. So... ok everyone, you can start following me NOW. Please. When you get a chance. Soon. Don't mean to be a pest... but... ya know?
March 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I have been told that I will need a better following on social media than I do now. So... ok everyone, you can start following me NOW. Please. When you get a chance. Soon. Don't mean to be a pest... but... ya know?
I am not sure how "tactical" I need my cargo shorts to be.
February 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am not sure how "tactical" I need my cargo shorts to be.
Howard Jones is 70???
FML
FML
February 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Howard Jones is 70???
FML
FML
"Yeah, we are totally here to kick your ass and take your women."
February 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"Yeah, we are totally here to kick your ass and take your women."
Friday is Valentine's Day. It's a day to celebrate with the love of your life. So Kanye will spend the day alone.
February 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Friday is Valentine's Day. It's a day to celebrate with the love of your life. So Kanye will spend the day alone.
When I am alone in my back yard and sneeze a couple of times real loud, you would think one of the neighbors would shout out "Bless you!" They don't. The never do.
Of course I probably wouldn't like it if the did. But they don't know that.
Of course I probably wouldn't like it if the did. But they don't know that.
February 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When I am alone in my back yard and sneeze a couple of times real loud, you would think one of the neighbors would shout out "Bless you!" They don't. The never do.
Of course I probably wouldn't like it if the did. But they don't know that.
Of course I probably wouldn't like it if the did. But they don't know that.
Nothing in your life will show you how out of shape and unattractive you have become faster than installing one of those doorbell cameras.
February 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Nothing in your life will show you how out of shape and unattractive you have become faster than installing one of those doorbell cameras.
Kid: Why is there a blue moon?
Me: Well, because the moon is suffocating.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you lie about brushing your teeth.
Kid: (stares blankly)
Me: Yep.
Kid: (runs off to brush teeth)
Me: Well, because the moon is suffocating.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you lie about brushing your teeth.
Kid: (stares blankly)
Me: Yep.
Kid: (runs off to brush teeth)
January 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kid: Why is there a blue moon?
Me: Well, because the moon is suffocating.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you lie about brushing your teeth.
Kid: (stares blankly)
Me: Yep.
Kid: (runs off to brush teeth)
Me: Well, because the moon is suffocating.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you lie about brushing your teeth.
Kid: (stares blankly)
Me: Yep.
Kid: (runs off to brush teeth)
this is what I post from
January 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
this is what I post from
I don't care.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny.
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don't care.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny.
So... it has come to this.
January 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So... it has come to this.
If you see this, quote with a photo of a bridge from your gallery.
January 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you see this, quote with a photo of a bridge from your gallery.
I am surprised gravy doesn't play a more important roll in all our lives beyond November.
January 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I am surprised gravy doesn't play a more important roll in all our lives beyond November.
Some people are kinda slow to react. Not that they wouldnt want to help, but people who mosey could only be Second Responders.
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Some people are kinda slow to react. Not that they wouldnt want to help, but people who mosey could only be Second Responders.
A man dressed as Spider-Man is stalking people in England. Police say he is armed and extremely virgin.
January 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A man dressed as Spider-Man is stalking people in England. Police say he is armed and extremely virgin.
Walmart updated its logo. Because that's the problem with a store where people make meth in the bathrooms: The logo.
January 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Walmart updated its logo. Because that's the problem with a store where people make meth in the bathrooms: The logo.