thejamham.bsky.social
@thejamham.bsky.social
Stand up album, “I Don’t Deserve These Deals,” out now

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Folks, @thejamham.bsky.social joins us on this week’s new episode that has everything:

-Beavers building a $900k dam 🦫
-100,000 eggs that were stolen 🥚
-Rats chewing through NYC trash cans 🐀
-And more!

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What A Time To Be Alive
Comedy Podcast · 384 Episodes · Updated Biweekly
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February 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Working on a thing about Penny Hardaway. What do you remember about him?
January 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Posting a good vid on TikTok right feels like debuting a new song as the Titanic sunk.
January 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Best nicknames in the NBAs Eastern Conference
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Them: “College basketball is better.”

College basketball:
January 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
*reads a 2024 recap that’s clearly a joke*
Me: Sucks that this person won’t be authentic or earnest.
*reads a 2024 recap that’s real and vulnerable*
Me: Ok I did not want to know all that
December 31, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Big year in Hollywood for robes (Denzel in Gladiator and the whole cast of Conclave)
December 31, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Finally saw Civil War [2024], just as Alex Garland intended it: on a plane, with tinny headphones, responding to every plot point by saying aloud, “Well that can’t be good”
December 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Most popular/viral things on the internet aren’t original or even particularly well done. They’re just posted confidently. And that’s a lesson I have to learn over and over.
December 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
A pigeon gets decapited in NOSFERATU and no one in the theater seemed to enjoy that I yelled, “OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF”
December 30, 2024 at 4:56 PM
As someone who’s the same age as LeBron, I consider it extremely emotional important that he’s still able to compete at such a high level.
LeBron James, the oldest active player in the NBA, turns 40 years old today 🎂

👑 57,579 MINS – 1st in NBA history
👑 41,131 PTS - 1st in NBA history
👑 11,219 AST – 4th in NBA history
👑 11,405 REB – 28th in NBA history
👑 2,466 3PM – 7th in NBA history
December 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I handle being late like an airline. First, I’m “Behind schedule,” then “Delayed,” then I’m so far behind I’ll “let you know as soon as there’s an update.”
December 30, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Starting a tech company is all about finding a tiny sliver of people’s lives that are their own and monetizing it. “Our new app allows you to share a toothbrush with other people in your area. Why pay full price for a brush when you only use it a few minutes a day?“
December 29, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Sometimes it feels like, because I don’t have enough time to do everything, I end up doing nothing.
December 29, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I feel this same way when someone engages with my stand up album as art. It’s silly because they’re just jokes, but it’s so gratifying to have someone move past, “That’s funny” and into analyzing themes, through lines, set construction and performance.
i think the greatest honor and biggest relief as a game designer is when someone sits down with something youve made and analyzes it as artwork. because it *is* art, and it's meant to be thought about!
December 27, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my bombing on numerous social media platforms
December 27, 2024 at 6:20 PM
My favorite part of being a writer are the random times when words suddenly cease to make sense and I can’t construct a simple sentence
December 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
White liberals buy things because wirecutter told them to. White conservatives buy things because a man with leathery skin on YouTube told them to
December 27, 2024 at 6:09 PM
December 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
December 25, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I’m gonna tell you right now: if I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, that dude is DONE FOR.
December 24, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Merry Christmas from these four, equally great basketball legends
December 24, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I saw Cynthia Erivo at JFK. Not long after, I saw a man drinking a little cup of ketchup. Amazing how life has a way of balancing out the good and the bad.
December 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Recent reads. Let me know if you’ve read any of them
December 22, 2024 at 2:08 AM