Story of my life 😮💨
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Story of my life 😮💨
Deeply hungover 🥲
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Deeply hungover 🥲
Woke up at 5:30am to go to the gym before work
August 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Woke up at 5:30am to go to the gym before work
I’m gonna need another weekend starting tomorrow please
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m gonna need another weekend starting tomorrow please
When he takes off his clothes and I’m disappointed to realise he’s circumcised, but I’m being very brave about it:
July 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When he takes off his clothes and I’m disappointed to realise he’s circumcised, but I’m being very brave about it:
Instagram saw it first (and made it one of my most liked stories ever lmao)
July 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Instagram saw it first (and made it one of my most liked stories ever lmao)
Slinky cat is sleepy
July 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Slinky cat is sleepy
Finally watching Andor season 2 and this trade route sounds right up my street
July 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Finally watching Andor season 2 and this trade route sounds right up my street
He stayed close to me all day because he knew I had a cold and was feeling rubbish 🥺
July 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
He stayed close to me all day because he knew I had a cold and was feeling rubbish 🥺
How it feels to play Mario Kart on the original Switch now that Switch 2 is out
June 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How it feels to play Mario Kart on the original Switch now that Switch 2 is out
Gays must be (s)topped
May 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Gays must be (s)topped
*insert Celine Dion here*
May 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
*insert Celine Dion here*
Left the house an hour earlier for work this morning and why did nobody tell me this was the time all the caked up runners in shorts came out?
May 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Left the house an hour earlier for work this morning and why did nobody tell me this was the time all the caked up runners in shorts came out?
KAN, Israel’s Eurovision broadcaster, has formally apologised to Armenia after their commentators made an offensive joke during Armenia’s performance:
May 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
KAN, Israel’s Eurovision broadcaster, has formally apologised to Armenia after their commentators made an offensive joke during Armenia’s performance:
That’s that me sunday scaries
May 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
That’s that me sunday scaries
#4
Not an audiobook but I have been meaning to read Dancer from the Dance for a while and after finishing this, I finally get the hype. Beautifully written and the ending made me gasp, but perhaps the timeline is a tad disorienting? Obviously the language is outdated too. Would recommend though
Not an audiobook but I have been meaning to read Dancer from the Dance for a while and after finishing this, I finally get the hype. Beautifully written and the ending made me gasp, but perhaps the timeline is a tad disorienting? Obviously the language is outdated too. Would recommend though
April 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
#4
Not an audiobook but I have been meaning to read Dancer from the Dance for a while and after finishing this, I finally get the hype. Beautifully written and the ending made me gasp, but perhaps the timeline is a tad disorienting? Obviously the language is outdated too. Would recommend though
Not an audiobook but I have been meaning to read Dancer from the Dance for a while and after finishing this, I finally get the hype. Beautifully written and the ending made me gasp, but perhaps the timeline is a tad disorienting? Obviously the language is outdated too. Would recommend though
Gorgeous weekend full of spa treatments at a luxury hotel in the Cotswolds 🥂
April 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Gorgeous weekend full of spa treatments at a luxury hotel in the Cotswolds 🥂
I found out today that I’m getting last minute wisdom tooth removal surgery tomorrow morning
April 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I found out today that I’m getting last minute wisdom tooth removal surgery tomorrow morning
Genuine question, how do people seemingly get tickets so easily? I was in the waiting room as soon as it opened, then just got stuck in the queue. By the time I got in (at 12:20pm!) everything was gone and then I got flagged as a bot. I’m just so bad at this but I don’t know why!
March 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Genuine question, how do people seemingly get tickets so easily? I was in the waiting room as soon as it opened, then just got stuck in the queue. By the time I got in (at 12:20pm!) everything was gone and then I got flagged as a bot. I’m just so bad at this but I don’t know why!
I just had to close instagram because people’s stories celebrating getting Gaga tickets bummed me out
March 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I just had to close instagram because people’s stories celebrating getting Gaga tickets bummed me out