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James
@thejamesmonster.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I’m going to use this app purely for shitposting and being silly — no thoughts, just vibes
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November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Story of my life 😮💨
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Story of my life 😮💨
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gay men in their 30s:
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
gay men in their 30s:
I saw a guy at a public urinal today who pulled his pants and underwear down to his knees… is it a cruising thing???
October 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I saw a guy at a public urinal today who pulled his pants and underwear down to his knees… is it a cruising thing???
She thinks she’s a lawyer, but she didn’t even go to college
September 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
She thinks she’s a lawyer, but she didn’t even go to college
Deeply hungover 🥲
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Deeply hungover 🥲
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Who Wore It Better?
September 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who Wore It Better?
*to the tune of pocketful of sunshine* I got a closet, got a closet full of nothing
September 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
*to the tune of pocketful of sunshine* I got a closet, got a closet full of nothing
I was sitting outside a bar in Soho last night having a few drinks with some friends when a stranger came up to us and asked me to mind her dog so she could use the toilet at a nearby [redacted] store. Then she came back a few minutes later with a bunch of stolen umbrellas???
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I was sitting outside a bar in Soho last night having a few drinks with some friends when a stranger came up to us and asked me to mind her dog so she could use the toilet at a nearby [redacted] store. Then she came back a few minutes later with a bunch of stolen umbrellas???
Woke up at 5:30am to go to the gym before work
August 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Woke up at 5:30am to go to the gym before work
I’m gonna need another weekend starting tomorrow please
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m gonna need another weekend starting tomorrow please
The Veronicas!!!! I just screamed
July 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The Veronicas!!!! I just screamed
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🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #27
#Hottest100 #AusHottest100
#NowPlaying
🕔 5:07 pm
🎵 Can't Get You Out Of My Head
🧑🎤 Kylie Minogue
💿 Fever
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music
#Hottest100 #AusHottest100
#NowPlaying
🕔 5:07 pm
🎵 Can't Get You Out Of My Head
🧑🎤 Kylie Minogue
💿 Fever
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music
July 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #27
#Hottest100 #AusHottest100
#NowPlaying
🕔 5:07 pm
🎵 Can't Get You Out Of My Head
🧑🎤 Kylie Minogue
💿 Fever
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music
#Hottest100 #AusHottest100
#NowPlaying
🕔 5:07 pm
🎵 Can't Get You Out Of My Head
🧑🎤 Kylie Minogue
💿 Fever
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music
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🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #76
#AusHottest100
#NowPlaying
🕛 12:26 pm
🎵 4ever
🧑🎤 The Veronicas
💿 The Secret Life Of...
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music
📝 Lyrics
#AusHottest100
#NowPlaying
🕛 12:26 pm
🎵 4ever
🧑🎤 The Veronicas
💿 The Secret Life Of...
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music
📝 Lyrics
July 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #76
#AusHottest100
#NowPlaying
🕛 12:26 pm
🎵 4ever
🧑🎤 The Veronicas
💿 The Secret Life Of...
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music
📝 Lyrics
#AusHottest100
#NowPlaying
🕛 12:26 pm
🎵 4ever
🧑🎤 The Veronicas
💿 The Secret Life Of...
🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music
📝 Lyrics
The last couple of episodes of Andor season 2 are a bit anticlimactic hey
July 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The last couple of episodes of Andor season 2 are a bit anticlimactic hey
When he takes off his clothes and I’m disappointed to realise he’s circumcised, but I’m being very brave about it:
July 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When he takes off his clothes and I’m disappointed to realise he’s circumcised, but I’m being very brave about it:
Instagram saw it first (and made it one of my most liked stories ever lmao)
July 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Instagram saw it first (and made it one of my most liked stories ever lmao)
Slinky cat is sleepy
July 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Slinky cat is sleepy
Playing this while I’m in the shower just to feel something youtu.be/y6wLcx7AkRM?...
ONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA | Andor Season 2 | Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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July 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Playing this while I’m in the shower just to feel something youtu.be/y6wLcx7AkRM?...
Finally watching Andor season 2 and this trade route sounds right up my street
July 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Finally watching Andor season 2 and this trade route sounds right up my street
This is the most Fridayest Thursday ever 🥲
July 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is the most Fridayest Thursday ever 🥲
He stayed close to me all day because he knew I had a cold and was feeling rubbish 🥺
July 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
He stayed close to me all day because he knew I had a cold and was feeling rubbish 🥺
I just got two tattoos at a press event lmao
July 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I just got two tattoos at a press event lmao
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Why you can’t see rainbows under the rubble.
My latest for the Guardian. 🌈 🏳️⚧️
🔗 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My latest for the Guardian. 🌈 🏳️⚧️
🔗 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
June 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Why you can’t see rainbows under the rubble.
My latest for the Guardian. 🌈 🏳️⚧️
🔗 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My latest for the Guardian. 🌈 🏳️⚧️
🔗 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...