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TheItsyBitsy
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That waterspout grind y’all.
I think thrillers might not be For Me.
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Why have y’all been holding out on me?? As usual Mike Brown comes through with the good stuff.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Childe saw this on my phone as I was scrolling and started asking questions about it. Long story short they want me to read the King in Yellow (it’s been in my queue for a while) to see if we can read it together.

Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have 5.5 weeks to squeeze in six more books because waiting until the last minute and weaponizing my FOMO are my only time tested productivity tactics.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I just lit a match which BROKE OFF IN MY HAND, FLEW AT ME, AND BURNED MICHAEL MEYERS ON THE FACE.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Honestly.
March 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Lucy from ”Bram Stokers Dracula”
March 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
March 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It’s a little after midnight and the wind has terrifyingly caught and slammed the screen door a few times just now.
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Dear Converse: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!
(But also don’t because these are legitimately my dream and I love them so so so much.)
Happy belated Valentine to me!
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Earworm for the foreseeable future.
Currently mashed up in my brain with “The Baddest Boy at Hogwarts” by Carter Vail
February 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Posted this way due to character count.
February 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
January 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yes. This. This EXACTLY.
Soooooooo… about Gage.
January 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
HUH. SO WEIRD.
January 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
January 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Reading “The Mothman Prophecies”
…fucking what???
December 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
December 18, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Literally today I wished for the hundredth time I was even remotely suited to homeschool my kid.
They were so miserable about having to go this morning and I just had to be like “I’m so sorry Kiddo, I know it can be hard but it’s important”.
December 4, 2024 at 12:47 AM
At no point could I have predicted anything that was to come based on the previous events.

Like return of the living dead and dead alive had a hot but terrifying Italian (but actually British) murder baby.
November 24, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I think I just found a new comfort movie!
November 17, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Slippery slope central.
September 30, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Clearly a normal human worm baby.
September 30, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Porque no los dos?
September 29, 2023 at 6:45 PM