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TheItsyBitsy
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That waterspout grind y’all.
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I think thrillers might not be For Me.
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
White text on a black background reads: Ch1 “I hate my husband, he doesn’t know I am a terrible person, but that wont matter after this vacation” Ch2 “I hate my wife, she doesn’t know I am a terrible person, but that wont matter after this vacation” Ch3 “have I mentioned that I hate my spouse? Vacation is going according to plan” Ch4 “this vacation with my spouse that I loathe is beginning to go awry”
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Why have y’all been holding out on me?? As usual Mike Brown comes through with the good stuff.
Two stacked images of Comedian Chris Fleming looking slightly annoyed in front of a brick wall. Chris Fleming is a somewhat androgynous person with shoulder length curling brown hair. The top image reads “Okay, was anyone going to tell me that there’s an International Edgar Allen Poe Festival” the bottom reads “or was I just supposed to hear this on the Pleasing Terrors Podcast myself?”
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The Childe saw this on my phone as I was scrolling and started asking questions about it. Long story short they want me to read the King in Yellow (it’s been in my queue for a while) to see if we can read it together.

Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
A group of figures fills the image, they are focused on one person in the forefront. Each person wears a sumptuous hooded crimson robe and a sinister white grinning mask except for the central figure, who is in a yellow robe with an expressionless mask. The central figure is holding a book to their chest in clasped hands and also has octopus tentacles coming out of the robe. They wear a ragged spiky golden crown. They below the image reads “Hastur, the King in Yellow” Art by Steve McGinnis
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I have 5.5 weeks to squeeze in six more books because waiting until the last minute and weaponizing my FOMO are my only time tested productivity tactics.
A grid array of six book covers on a black and white abstract background. Each book has a star rating long the right side. Three are books from the murderbot diaries, along with Horrorstör, we have always loved in the castle, and how to sell a haunted house.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I just lit a match which BROKE OFF IN MY HAND, FLEW AT ME, AND BURNED MICHAEL MEYERS ON THE FACE.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
A closeup picture of a person pointing to a burn mark on a screen printed tee shirt. The shirt is black with a white printed image of Michael Meyers from the movie Halloween and the burn is on the cheek.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Honestly.
White text in a blue box which reads “Apologies, the queer owned farm with the miniature QUAIL is Fat Hen Farm, the one I mentioned is Fluffy Feathers Farm which is a queer owned farm with miniature COWS. How could I have gotten that mixed up, honestly” there is an eye roll emoji at the end.
March 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Lucy from ”Bram Stokers Dracula”
Still of the character Lucy from the movie “Bram Stokers Dracula”. A closeup of an unnaturally pale woman in an elaborate white lace headdress and collar. She is clutching her chest, baring sharp teeth with a faraway gaze and her mouth is stained with blood.
March 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Barbie Prestige playset?!?!
#iwillnotbetakingquestionsatthistime #ifyouhavetoask #oof
Two small capped tubes are set at the edge of a white sink basin. They both have pinkish colored liquid in them but one also has a tiny submerged Barbie.
March 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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It’s a little after midnight and the wind has terrifyingly caught and slammed the screen door a few times just now.
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
A pair of socked feet and the bottom half of the persons’s shadow against a wooden floor. On the right side of the image in the foreground is the viewers hand holding a very large meat tenderizer with a hammer handle
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Dear Converse: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!
(But also don’t because these are legitimately my dream and I love them so so so much.)
Happy belated Valentine to me!
A pair of black canvas wedge heeled high top sneakers arranged in a shoe box to show off details on the shoes. The shoe sole is unusually blocky.
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Earworm for the foreseeable future.
Currently mashed up in my brain with “The Baddest Boy at Hogwarts” by Carter Vail
SNL performer Ana Gasteyer singing into a standing microphone with her right arm raised exuberantly. She is wearing a large glasses and a striped dress in an early 1980s fashion.
February 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Posted this way due to character count.
I dreamt that I walked into a clearing and there was a horned owl low on a branch, then I saw a fox and an oooooold wolf. The more I looked the more creatures there were (all predators). Everyone was alert but still and I knew it wouldn’t take much to break the peace. I reached in between couch cushions (dream logic 🤷🏽‍♀️) and coaxed my cat Mina to come out and go in my backpack. There was another creature in the bag (?) and I hoped they would not fight.
February 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Yes. This. This EXACTLY.
Soooooooo… about Gage.
Threads post by User sydneyyybooks:“TikTok after the ban feels sooo much like the Pet Sematary cat like I don’t trust it”
January 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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HUH. SO WEIRD.
The image is a screencapped link to an online article. The top of the image shows a stack of some kind of fritter against a wax paper background, topped with a small amount of shredded greenery. Directly under the image to the left side is a small red M emblem followed by the words “Mashed (video)” under that in larger text reads “Depression-Era Foods That Are Weirdly Making A Comeback” The bottom of the image is a series of symbols indicating 421 thumbs up reactions, 0 thumbs down, and 48 comments.
January 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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A screenshot of a Twitter post from user DavidLooksTired Text: “to everyone who decided to casually check out a David Lynch film for the first time last night, are you doing okay?” Attached Image is a screenshot from the movie Lost Highway: An adult man with a sinister smile and flat pale makeup with deep purple lips fills the foreground on the left side of the image, the background to the right is out of focus.
January 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Reading “The Mothman Prophecies”
…fucking what???
Highlighted text excerpt: “Research is still fragmentary but there is journalistic evidence that the winged man of 1880 was not confined to Coney Island. His activities there were just a publicity gambit, attracting the notice of the staid New York Times and thus attaining a measure of respectability so that when anyone anywhere else saw him they had a frame of reference.”
December 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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December 18, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Literally today I wished for the hundredth time I was even remotely suited to homeschool my kid.
They were so miserable about having to go this morning and I just had to be like “I’m so sorry Kiddo, I know it can be hard but it’s important”.
December 4, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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At no point could I have predicted anything that was to come based on the previous events.

Like return of the living dead and dead alive had a hot but terrifying Italian (but actually British) murder baby.
A movie poster shows a brooding dark haired green tinted man possessive embracing a woman with her back to us. They are in a Graveyard. A small figure of a man with a shaved head playing a violin like instrument is superimposed on the bottom right of the image. The bottom reads “Cemetery Man” in red letters with a green halo over a white frame. The lettering is sort of jagged and looks hand drawn.
November 24, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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I think I just found a new comfort movie!
A close up on the face of a frightened young woman with dark hair clutching a knife close to her shoulder. The whole frame is a saturated red colour. It is a still from the 1977 Italian Giallo horror movie Suspiria.
November 17, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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Slippery slope central.
A laminated poster displayed against an off white painted industrial concrete wall. It has one photographic image of an ant on the top and three smaller copies of the same picture across the bottom. The poster reads “please do not eat in the library. The ants will get in. They will learn how to read. Then they will get too smart. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So… the ants will turn evil and take over the world.”
September 30, 2023 at 11:21 PM
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Clearly a normal human worm baby.
A screenshot of an Instagram page. A round user image at the left shows a silver haired Caucasian adult in shirt and tie holding a French bulldog which may be licking their face. The bio states “Michael Patrick, I’m an honest person who love the thing of nation” followed by emojis of two flowers and the earth. They have 12 posts, 28 followers and are following 1278 people
September 30, 2023 at 11:07 PM
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Porque no los dos?
A bright blue bird perches on a branch and looks suspiciously over its shoulder wing at the camera. Text reads “Blue Jay is short for Blue JayG Wentworth 877-CASH NOW”
September 29, 2023 at 6:45 PM