TheItsyBitsy
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That waterspout grind y’all.
*discussing smoke we can see on the horizon with people in my office*
“Has anyone spoken to Gondor lately?”
“…did anyone get that reference?
…No, no you didn’t. Okay.”
“Has anyone spoken to Gondor lately?”
“…did anyone get that reference?
…No, no you didn’t. Okay.”
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*discussing smoke we can see on the horizon with people in my office*
“Has anyone spoken to Gondor lately?”
“…did anyone get that reference?
…No, no you didn’t. Okay.”
“Has anyone spoken to Gondor lately?”
“…did anyone get that reference?
…No, no you didn’t. Okay.”
My brain just tried to mashup Pink Pony Club with Teenage Dirtbag??
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My brain just tried to mashup Pink Pony Club with Teenage Dirtbag??
I think thrillers might not be For Me.
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think thrillers might not be For Me.
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
Why have y’all been holding out on me?? As usual Mike Brown comes through with the good stuff.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Why have y’all been holding out on me?? As usual Mike Brown comes through with the good stuff.
“Ooh maybe I’ll read dungeon crawler Carl”
-Pulls up Libby-
“Ooh maybe I’ll add dungeon crawler Carl to my hold list” 🙄
-Pulls up Libby-
“Ooh maybe I’ll add dungeon crawler Carl to my hold list” 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
“Ooh maybe I’ll read dungeon crawler Carl”
-Pulls up Libby-
“Ooh maybe I’ll add dungeon crawler Carl to my hold list” 🙄
-Pulls up Libby-
“Ooh maybe I’ll add dungeon crawler Carl to my hold list” 🙄
The Childe saw this on my phone as I was scrolling and started asking questions about it. Long story short they want me to read the King in Yellow (it’s been in my queue for a while) to see if we can read it together.
Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Childe saw this on my phone as I was scrolling and started asking questions about it. Long story short they want me to read the King in Yellow (it’s been in my queue for a while) to see if we can read it together.
Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
It’s not a problem as long as you have room to store it.
Anyway about my knee boot problem…
Anyway about my knee boot problem…
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s not a problem as long as you have room to store it.
Anyway about my knee boot problem…
Anyway about my knee boot problem…
I have 5.5 weeks to squeeze in six more books because waiting until the last minute and weaponizing my FOMO are my only time tested productivity tactics.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I have 5.5 weeks to squeeze in six more books because waiting until the last minute and weaponizing my FOMO are my only time tested productivity tactics.
I just lit a match which BROKE OFF IN MY HAND, FLEW AT ME, AND BURNED MICHAEL MEYERS ON THE FACE.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I just lit a match which BROKE OFF IN MY HAND, FLEW AT ME, AND BURNED MICHAEL MEYERS ON THE FACE.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
Some albums make me feel like I’m falling in love.
I don’t know how else to describe it.
I don’t know how else to describe it.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Some albums make me feel like I’m falling in love.
I don’t know how else to describe it.
I don’t know how else to describe it.
12:00 am - “I swear tonight I’m going to bed at 12:30”.
1:00 am - But they were all of them deceived, for another bedtime was made.
1:00 am - But they were all of them deceived, for another bedtime was made.
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
12:00 am - “I swear tonight I’m going to bed at 12:30”.
1:00 am - But they were all of them deceived, for another bedtime was made.
1:00 am - But they were all of them deceived, for another bedtime was made.
I just remembered that I can vent my brain into the ether and not feel gross about it.
Nice.
Nice.
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I just remembered that I can vent my brain into the ether and not feel gross about it.
Nice.
Nice.
A moment in my brain:
“Ooh that’s a pretty sweater, sure is cold toda… MAKE A THE VVITCH THEMED HOLIDAY SWEATER. PLANNING STAGE STARTS NOW”.
“Ooh that’s a pretty sweater, sure is cold toda… MAKE A THE VVITCH THEMED HOLIDAY SWEATER. PLANNING STAGE STARTS NOW”.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
A moment in my brain:
“Ooh that’s a pretty sweater, sure is cold toda… MAKE A THE VVITCH THEMED HOLIDAY SWEATER. PLANNING STAGE STARTS NOW”.
“Ooh that’s a pretty sweater, sure is cold toda… MAKE A THE VVITCH THEMED HOLIDAY SWEATER. PLANNING STAGE STARTS NOW”.
The Computer Gone Wrong story is our modern iteration of the cautionary Djinn/Fae tale.
In this essay I will…
In this essay I will…
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The Computer Gone Wrong story is our modern iteration of the cautionary Djinn/Fae tale.
In this essay I will…
In this essay I will…
March 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It’s a little after midnight and the wind has terrifyingly caught and slammed the screen door a few times just now.
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s a little after midnight and the wind has terrifyingly caught and slammed the screen door a few times just now.
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
Oh no I just thought of another good podcast format 😭
February 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh no I just thought of another good podcast format 😭
You know you’re living a certain kinda way when your Dr calls after seeing your labs and suggests seeing a rheumatologist and you’re PUMPED
February 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You know you’re living a certain kinda way when your Dr calls after seeing your labs and suggests seeing a rheumatologist and you’re PUMPED
I literally just figured out what made me so mad about the “twist” of SAW 1 but I feel like I need to watch it again to be sure and that makes me double mad
an older man with his hand on his forehead looks down
Alt: an older man looks down in a distressed manner and rubs his face. The man is actor Tobin Bell
media.tenor.com
February 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I literally just figured out what made me so mad about the “twist” of SAW 1 but I feel like I need to watch it again to be sure and that makes me double mad
Dear Converse: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!
(But also don’t because these are legitimately my dream and I love them so so so much.)
Happy belated Valentine to me!
(But also don’t because these are legitimately my dream and I love them so so so much.)
Happy belated Valentine to me!
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dear Converse: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!
(But also don’t because these are legitimately my dream and I love them so so so much.)
Happy belated Valentine to me!
(But also don’t because these are legitimately my dream and I love them so so so much.)
Happy belated Valentine to me!
I keep seeing the rising anglerfish and thinking “oh no, my heart! it’s Oppy all over again!” And then I see in my memories elsewhere that Oppy was this time last year and wonder what it is about the week after valentine that is dedicated to the sentimentality of the Vastard.
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I keep seeing the rising anglerfish and thinking “oh no, my heart! it’s Oppy all over again!” And then I see in my memories elsewhere that Oppy was this time last year and wonder what it is about the week after valentine that is dedicated to the sentimentality of the Vastard.
Earworm for the foreseeable future.
Currently mashed up in my brain with “The Baddest Boy at Hogwarts” by Carter Vail
Currently mashed up in my brain with “The Baddest Boy at Hogwarts” by Carter Vail
February 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Earworm for the foreseeable future.
Currently mashed up in my brain with “The Baddest Boy at Hogwarts” by Carter Vail
Currently mashed up in my brain with “The Baddest Boy at Hogwarts” by Carter Vail
EffBee just showed me an ad for the literal exact flannel shirt my partner wore today. Admittedly I did buy the shirt, but I did it through the Metallica site I think nearly a year ago. I have never searched for the base shirt company.
I feel like that’s a little creepy.
Is that a little creepy?
I feel like that’s a little creepy.
Is that a little creepy?
February 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
EffBee just showed me an ad for the literal exact flannel shirt my partner wore today. Admittedly I did buy the shirt, but I did it through the Metallica site I think nearly a year ago. I have never searched for the base shirt company.
I feel like that’s a little creepy.
Is that a little creepy?
I feel like that’s a little creepy.
Is that a little creepy?
Rice: it’s not for breathing!
February 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Rice: it’s not for breathing!