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@theiradean.bsky.social
"I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things"
I try to be in bed by 10 p.m. every night.
John Carpenter Stan account.
I try to be in bed by 10 p.m. every night.
John Carpenter Stan account.
Some of you have never had your senior thesis paper stolen by a homeless man and it shows
April 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Some of you have never had your senior thesis paper stolen by a homeless man and it shows
Happy Rex Manning Day!!
April 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Happy Rex Manning Day!!
I have really not been upholding my end with this being a dedicated @thehorrormaster.bsky.social fan page. I have watched BTILC twice in the last month, so I take that as a win for everyone
March 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I have really not been upholding my end with this being a dedicated @thehorrormaster.bsky.social fan page. I have watched BTILC twice in the last month, so I take that as a win for everyone
Today has been such a long week
March 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Today has been such a long week
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If you were born around the same time as the song “red red wine”,
Ub40!!
Ub40!!
March 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If you were born around the same time as the song “red red wine”,
Ub40!!
Ub40!!
@vandoliers.bsky.social called that Elimination win by John Cena
March 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@vandoliers.bsky.social called that Elimination win by John Cena
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I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
February 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
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“Dry January” seemed overly ambitious
But “Yacht Rock February”… that might work!
But “Yacht Rock February”… that might work!
February 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“Dry January” seemed overly ambitious
But “Yacht Rock February”… that might work!
But “Yacht Rock February”… that might work!
@vandoliers.bsky.social is Charlotte and Jey winning the RR the lamest way to end it when Alexa Bliss and John Cena were right there?
February 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@vandoliers.bsky.social is Charlotte and Jey winning the RR the lamest way to end it when Alexa Bliss and John Cena were right there?
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Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?
With my whole chest Rocco can fuck right off
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
With my whole chest Rocco can fuck right off
"Goat butts against a hedge and it's horns become entangled.
Big Trouble in Little China quote of the day
Big Trouble in Little China quote of the day
January 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Goat butts against a hedge and it's horns become entangled.
Big Trouble in Little China quote of the day
Big Trouble in Little China quote of the day
Fine, I'll watch "Cool Hand Luke" again.
Somebody told me that they watched "an old Paul Newman movie" last night. Man, that's the only kind of Paul Newman movie there is.
January 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Fine, I'll watch "Cool Hand Luke" again.
Ya'll should listen to more Bruce Hornsby, specifically "Mandolin Rain" I promise you'll feel better. Stay tuned for more life advice.
January 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ya'll should listen to more Bruce Hornsby, specifically "Mandolin Rain" I promise you'll feel better. Stay tuned for more life advice.
There's a lot of reasons why Jack Burton is the best hero of all time, top of the list is his refusal to "kiss the girl". He didn't do what he did to find love or win points, he did what he did because it needed to be done. Plus sooner or later he rubs everyone the wrong way. I know that feel, Jack.
January 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
There's a lot of reasons why Jack Burton is the best hero of all time, top of the list is his refusal to "kiss the girl". He didn't do what he did to find love or win points, he did what he did because it needed to be done. Plus sooner or later he rubs everyone the wrong way. I know that feel, Jack.
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Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
"May the wings of liberty never lose a feather." BTILC quote of the day
January 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"May the wings of liberty never lose a feather." BTILC quote of the day
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Leonard Peltier Granted Executive Clemency
After 50 years of unjust incarceration and the tireless efforts of intergenerational grassroots organizing and advocacy, our elder and relative Leonard Peltier has been granted executive clemency.
Leonard Peltier Granted Executive Clemency
After 50 years of unjust incarceration and the tireless efforts of intergenerational grassroots organizing and advocacy, our elder and relative Leonard Peltier has been granted executive clemency.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Leonard Peltier Granted Executive Clemency
After 50 years of unjust incarceration and the tireless efforts of intergenerational grassroots organizing and advocacy, our elder and relative Leonard Peltier has been granted executive clemency.
Leonard Peltier Granted Executive Clemency
After 50 years of unjust incarceration and the tireless efforts of intergenerational grassroots organizing and advocacy, our elder and relative Leonard Peltier has been granted executive clemency.
But let's not forget
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
But let's not forget
Holy fuck, he did it! Never in my life did I think I'd see Leonard Peltier set free but he's coming home! We'll be singing honor songs till dawn
January 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Holy fuck, he did it! Never in my life did I think I'd see Leonard Peltier set free but he's coming home! We'll be singing honor songs till dawn
See, my idea for a Muppet version of "Lord of the Rings" has legs.
Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
See, my idea for a Muppet version of "Lord of the Rings" has legs.
All that to say, even though I'm basically talking to myself right now, I'd like to move this page towards a Jack Burton fan account
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
All that to say, even though I'm basically talking to myself right now, I'd like to move this page towards a Jack Burton fan account
I originally started this account to promote our catering business because I hate FB and Twitter is a cesspool but here we are a year later and I've managed to use the term "tuna fart" and spread the gospel of Big Trouble in Little China
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I originally started this account to promote our catering business because I hate FB and Twitter is a cesspool but here we are a year later and I've managed to use the term "tuna fart" and spread the gospel of Big Trouble in Little China
"Flubber" brought the bad guy heat with Shooter McGavin, Captain Hadley, and Buffalo Bill. They deserved better.
December 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
"Flubber" brought the bad guy heat with Shooter McGavin, Captain Hadley, and Buffalo Bill. They deserved better.