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theillegalsegal.bsky.social
cynical commie cat
@theillegalsegal.bsky.social
reefer and communism

also music and code and jokes

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Maxwell Street Polish is the superior Chicago dog
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
it’s his most presidential quality!
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
oh bother, who’s the Green Party running?
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
oh wow it’s Jordan Wood’s platform but with extra Nazi tattoos
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
real illuminating to see who on the “left” lines up behind this absolute ghoul

the primary is 9 months away! Find someone who wasn’t a hired killer for Blackwater with Nazi ink.
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Jesus Christ you’d vote for Stephan Miller if he ran on M4A
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
how about this for a “chance” he doesn’t deserve the wall like most people with Nazi ink but also doesn’t deserve support for a Senate run
October 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the Platner thing is great imo, anyone still making excuses for this amoral murderer is someone you can’t and shouldn’t trust
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
even if I believed that (I don’t), it means he is too stupid to support
October 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
did anyone really expect better of the Bezos Post?
October 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
sounding very scratched here
September 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
September 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
america is just two right wing parties calling each other communists now
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
incredibly rare L from you
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“when we go high, we lose Roe”
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
more sympathy for Kirk than the kids in Colorado.

more sympathy for Kirk than the kids in Gaza too.

what a scumbag
September 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
but who cares about those kids in Colorado right?

useless party
September 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM