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theillegalsegal.bsky.social
cynical commie cat
@theillegalsegal.bsky.social
170 followers 260 following 360 posts
reefer and communism

also music and code and jokes

profile: close up of cat face with green eyes
banner: two teenagers standing on old televisions with imposed text “we are all god’s children and he left us in a hot car”
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theillegalsegal.bsky.social
go to hell Graham
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia scene with Mac saying “Screw that old bitch, he’s a Nazi”.
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
a little golden book titled “everyone I don’t agree with is a Russian bot: a child’s guide to media and government excuse-making for political failings.” drawing of a robot with a red star and rainbow on gold background for the cover
September 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
you sure about that?
ruins of Gaza
May 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
it is eternally 2016
Child book meme with text: “Everyone I don’t agree with is a Russian bot: a child’s guide to media and government excuse-making for political failings.”
April 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
Black Star above a black F12 key with “Come and take it” written below in caps
April 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
Venmo me $2350 and I’m gone
Fee to renounce US citizenship is a non-refundable $2350
April 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
oh well then
April 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
Best episode and it’s not even close
November 7, 2024 at 3:55 AM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
yeah this one right here officer
tweet: 'why don't school shooters go to the capitol instead? might hit someone who actually deserves it for once' subtweet: 'probably flying too close to the sun with this one but fuck it, who cares'
November 7, 2023 at 10:47 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
i like this one, however i think the second one is more apt
tweet: 'wishing i could go back in time to 2016 and vote for jill stein in totally uncontested cook county just to own the libs'
November 7, 2023 at 10:45 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
Gotta love campaign season!
Democratic Party of Pennsylvania begging for votes and my response: “I’ll be staying home unless you write a $20000 check to my student loan servicer”
November 2, 2023 at 7:07 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
in this house, the only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace
Biggie in full general regalia
October 9, 2023 at 5:14 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
same energy
Paris Hilton and Jimmy Fallon holding worthless bored ape nfts
October 2, 2023 at 5:34 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
it’s definitely not this guy’s best writing
tweet from Sean Davis @seanmdav: mommy milky
September 26, 2023 at 3:05 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
it’s funnier when you realize that it’s this guy
tweet from Sean Davis @seanmdav: mommy milky
September 26, 2023 at 3:11 AM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
chorus of adolph hitlers saying “we agree”
September 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
you’re not doing a very good job of this
September 26, 2023 at 1:39 AM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
ok fine but he’s not happy about it
cat sitting on a couch arm with a mean look on his face
September 22, 2023 at 7:05 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
attempts 1 and 2
(badly) poached eggs
September 22, 2023 at 5:58 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
i asked my animal friend for a noise and he refused to provide one sorry (he is a quiet boi)
cat sitting on a bed looking kinda sad (he is hungry)
September 21, 2023 at 8:38 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
this meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
Two pieces of cheese, lettuce, and tomato on wheat bread, photo from fyre festival
September 21, 2023 at 7:06 PM
theillegalsegal.bsky.social
oh hi good morning
green eyed cat looking cute in his cat bed
September 19, 2023 at 3:44 PM