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The Constable
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The internet’s only Voyager fan. Not sure if I’m a leftist because of Star Trek or a Star Trek fan because I’m a leftist.
All the X-Men are just happy Krakoa fell before he had a chance to blunder through one of the gates.
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Padme’s old whip, eh?
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
One thing I loved about the Millennium Falcon as a kid was that it was a *place* and Luke’s X-Wing seemed an inconvenient way to get around the galaxy. So yeah, you’re right.

Even when I played Privateer in a friend’s basement, when I got up and walked around his house, I imagined I was on my ship.
February 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
dusting off this old chestnut
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Worst Animorphs Book Ever
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Seeing you post about figures…

I just got this last week, but also…

I have all the materials I need to make a custom T’Lyn figure and all I have to do next is to learn to sew and get the confidence to sculpt her bob hairstyle and paint facial features.
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I’m watching the video, but I immediately have to address the guy in the video:

“This is unironically female porn!”

Ok. If yes, sure. Also: *who fucking cares?*
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Woman in the thumbnail: Monster erotica is the downfall of modern literature.

Uh… the most reoccurring monster archetypes in these stories have existed for millennia in some instances, and their use cases from their inception aren’t wildly divergent!
February 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Each member of the Four can occasionally be evil as a treat.
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Very hilarious for Sue to say “it’s finally happened!” like she’s just been waiting years for the mask to drop.
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
“You’ll have to excuse me, I’ve only had 20 years to prepare an answer to this question.”
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Pictured:

The coolest thing I ever saw as a kid.

Star Wars doing a cool thing Trek can’t really do by design.
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
if you go to the epstein files and do a ctrl-f for “dude” and one for “hell”, the high occurrence of both will undoubtedly be disconcerting.
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Homer’s the last angry man, Bono!
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 AM