The Constable
@theiconstable.bsky.social
The internet’s only Voyager fan. Not sure if I’m a leftist because of Star Trek or a Star Trek fan because I’m a leftist.
Padme’s old whip, eh?
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Padme’s old whip, eh?
dusting off this old chestnut
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
dusting off this old chestnut
Seeing you post about figures…
I just got this last week, but also…
I have all the materials I need to make a custom T’Lyn figure and all I have to do next is to learn to sew and get the confidence to sculpt her bob hairstyle and paint facial features.
I just got this last week, but also…
I have all the materials I need to make a custom T’Lyn figure and all I have to do next is to learn to sew and get the confidence to sculpt her bob hairstyle and paint facial features.
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Seeing you post about figures…
I just got this last week, but also…
I have all the materials I need to make a custom T’Lyn figure and all I have to do next is to learn to sew and get the confidence to sculpt her bob hairstyle and paint facial features.
I just got this last week, but also…
I have all the materials I need to make a custom T’Lyn figure and all I have to do next is to learn to sew and get the confidence to sculpt her bob hairstyle and paint facial features.
This is a damning indictment of Bernie Sanders. I’m sure the remaining employees and editorial board of a gutted paper owned by one of the richest men in the world has only the best interests of the country at heart.
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
This is a damning indictment of Bernie Sanders. I’m sure the remaining employees and editorial board of a gutted paper owned by one of the richest men in the world has only the best interests of the country at heart.
Me, a teacher: *talks constantly about how great star trek is*
A student after a couple months: Fine, you got me. Where should I start?
Me:
A student after a couple months: Fine, you got me. Where should I start?
Me:
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Me, a teacher: *talks constantly about how great star trek is*
A student after a couple months: Fine, you got me. Where should I start?
Me:
A student after a couple months: Fine, you got me. Where should I start?
Me:
Pictured:
The coolest thing I ever saw as a kid.
Star Wars doing a cool thing Trek can’t really do by design.
The coolest thing I ever saw as a kid.
Star Wars doing a cool thing Trek can’t really do by design.
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Pictured:
The coolest thing I ever saw as a kid.
Star Wars doing a cool thing Trek can’t really do by design.
The coolest thing I ever saw as a kid.
Star Wars doing a cool thing Trek can’t really do by design.
He actually wasn’t a paleontologist! I’ve seen this a ton of times!
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
He actually wasn’t a paleontologist! I’ve seen this a ton of times!
Homer’s the last angry man, Bono!
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Homer’s the last angry man, Bono!
More and more people are saying this.
More and more people are getting this in the mail exactly 2 days ago.
More and more people are getting this in the mail exactly 2 days ago.
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
More and more people are saying this.
More and more people are getting this in the mail exactly 2 days ago.
More and more people are getting this in the mail exactly 2 days ago.
As a German speaker, I endorse this.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
As a German speaker, I endorse this.
if you’re posting about Moira and love Hickman, I hope you can appreciate this thing I made.
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
if you’re posting about Moira and love Hickman, I hope you can appreciate this thing I made.
In Pod We Trust
February 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
In Pod We Trust
Me reading this and getting flashbacks as a Sue Storm main.
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Me reading this and getting flashbacks as a Sue Storm main.
From my window, hell yeah, brother.
Hasn’t been this good since 2014.
Hasn’t been this good since 2014.
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
From my window, hell yeah, brother.
Hasn’t been this good since 2014.
Hasn’t been this good since 2014.
I would have majored in squirrels if it were an option.
As it stands I am left to befriend them at my window bird feeder.
As it stands I am left to befriend them at my window bird feeder.
January 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I would have majored in squirrels if it were an option.
As it stands I am left to befriend them at my window bird feeder.
As it stands I am left to befriend them at my window bird feeder.
in 2035
this is the problem
the solution is
THE LAW COP
this is the problem
the solution is
THE LAW COP
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
in 2035
this is the problem
the solution is
THE LAW COP
this is the problem
the solution is
THE LAW COP
The world is on fire, post ships
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The world is on fire, post ships
I completely understand! When I played New Vegas and came across the anti-material rifle, I was like “ah, just like Jigen.”
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I completely understand! When I played New Vegas and came across the anti-material rifle, I was like “ah, just like Jigen.”
I made this other day but I feel like it applies to dozens of other commentators I‘m hearing from again for the first time in years.
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I made this other day but I feel like it applies to dozens of other commentators I‘m hearing from again for the first time in years.