Patrick Hipp
@thehipp.bsky.social
Midlife crisis actor, reverend doctor, charming barman, writer, musician. Not about to quit my night job. (he/him/mom)
Wow. I've never gotten an answer to wondering how this or that person sleeps at night but damn
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Wow. I've never gotten an answer to wondering how this or that person sleeps at night but damn
New Yorkers were first in hating Trump, and first in hating Cuomo. Trust New Yorkers: we're Americans, but six months in the future.
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
New Yorkers were first in hating Trump, and first in hating Cuomo. Trust New Yorkers: we're Americans, but six months in the future.
Jared showing his father-in-law his plans for Gaza
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Jared showing his father-in-law his plans for Gaza
Yikes. Good luck making lemonade out of these
September 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yikes. Good luck making lemonade out of these
The only picture I took on vacation in Ocean City: "Goofy Shower Curtain Rod Holder Gobbling A Shower Curtain Rod," mixed media, 2025
August 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The only picture I took on vacation in Ocean City: "Goofy Shower Curtain Rod Holder Gobbling A Shower Curtain Rod," mixed media, 2025
Taking the annual sexual harassment training, and I have to say: if you are pregnant and breastfeeding your coworkers, that is sexual harassment.
June 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Taking the annual sexual harassment training, and I have to say: if you are pregnant and breastfeeding your coworkers, that is sexual harassment.
1. It doesn't take ten seconds. It's annoying and making extra work for the bartender and you probably tip like shit.
2. Literally, opening a tab lets the bartender see, with great ease, how much you've drank, which makes it a lot more likely they'll BUY YOU A DRINK.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/b...
2. Literally, opening a tab lets the bartender see, with great ease, how much you've drank, which makes it a lot more likely they'll BUY YOU A DRINK.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/b...
June 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
1. It doesn't take ten seconds. It's annoying and making extra work for the bartender and you probably tip like shit.
2. Literally, opening a tab lets the bartender see, with great ease, how much you've drank, which makes it a lot more likely they'll BUY YOU A DRINK.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/b...
2. Literally, opening a tab lets the bartender see, with great ease, how much you've drank, which makes it a lot more likely they'll BUY YOU A DRINK.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/b...
Pretty slow night behind bars in Brooklyn tonight
May 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Pretty slow night behind bars in Brooklyn tonight
@blankcheck.bsky.social Jesus, Sims, Enterprise B is the earliest we see Guinan on the timeline???
February 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
@blankcheck.bsky.social Jesus, Sims, Enterprise B is the earliest we see Guinan on the timeline???
I don't like to give Genius too much credit, but this is how human society should work.
February 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I don't like to give Genius too much credit, but this is how human society should work.
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Well this is awkward
January 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Well this is awkward
Finally rounding the corner on David Lynch completionism, this is my only scholarly view on the man's filmography
January 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Finally rounding the corner on David Lynch completionism, this is my only scholarly view on the man's filmography
All these tech bro plutocrats who won't end world hunger but think they're going to start a utopian society on Mars:
January 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
All these tech bro plutocrats who won't end world hunger but think they're going to start a utopian society on Mars:
From his grave, Steve Jobs is screaming, "THE MACBOOK PRO SHOULD HAVE A TOUCHSCREEN."
Tim Cook, meanwhile:
Tim Cook, meanwhile:
December 19, 2024 at 8:21 AM
From his grave, Steve Jobs is screaming, "THE MACBOOK PRO SHOULD HAVE A TOUCHSCREEN."
Tim Cook, meanwhile:
Tim Cook, meanwhile:
I've been awake since 5am trying to decide if I think Gone Girl should've just ended on this shot.
December 4, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I've been awake since 5am trying to decide if I think Gone Girl should've just ended on this shot.
New way of offering oral just dropped
November 21, 2024 at 6:43 PM
New way of offering oral just dropped
I assume my bar regular wanted me to post this here???
November 14, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I assume my bar regular wanted me to post this here???
*rolling over to whoever I've woken up with, hangover looming*
July 5, 2023 at 8:08 PM
*rolling over to whoever I've woken up with, hangover looming*