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Kristen
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I read and I write things.
Cat appreciator. Whisky drinker. Disney parks goer. Can I borrow your pen?
Backyard Noir
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Frost has come for the mums but these two little blooms said nah, not us. Not yet
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Just a twee pear
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Picked this up at a library sale. It was pub’d in the early aughts when paper was thick, creamy, and luxe. Also those edges? Deckled. Anyway, I hope it’s a decent read
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Someone (or ones) had themselves a mighty feast
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh nothing, just thinking about the Eames chair I saw a few weeks ago
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
File under Necessary Artifact
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My cheesesteak came in this bag and I was so amped
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I heard a small sound coming from the window box
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Low clouds giving off high neon
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Update: haunted beach ball tried to flee and got trapped
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sylvie looked a little chilly so I lent her my sweater
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Gourds are still intact. We haven’t melted (yet)
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Some years ago, a beach ball appeared in our side yard then vanished a few days later. We deemed it haunted. Now it hath returned
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Guess what?
Cat butt
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m at a Halloween party where I plan to hang out by the cheese plate and fire pit
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The pumpkin cider I wanted is already gone. We’ll see how this fares
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
C was in the basement for a while so I asked him what he’s doing and he replied “organizing your candle hoard”
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m not wearing no stinkin’ pirate hat but I will lie cutely next to it
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Had some pretty intense wind early this morning and now the trees are mostly skeletonized
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Currently reading
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Regardless—I enjoyed this movie a lot!
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Weapons was set in set in Pennsylvania but nary a Wawa or Sheetz to be found
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yeah, that’s me digging thru all the old photos at antique shops. I buy them to use as writing prompts
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’ve really come to love everything Catherine Newman writes. WRECK is a stand alone that features the family from her previous book, Sandwich.

(Pick up We All Want Impossible Things if you want to laugh / cry / be mad but not in a bad way)
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM