Didn’t we try to do this with gas prices like a million times? Companies aren’t looking at one day of revenue if they know it’ll average out.

Five year s ago I would’ve said AOC needs to understand how to play the game and the whole process of growing through the ranks. But there’s no rules anymore.

In this timeline, I’m ready for an AOC-Crockett ticket in 2028.

And he hit Drake with other subtle things, making sure he got maximum coverage with those sprinkles without ruining the cake.

Did you see his necklace? Lower case a, as in “a minor.”

Just every detail is planned perfectly.

I don’t have enough overall knowledge of hip hop culture and the life Kendrick came from to act like I fully or even remotely understand all of it, but even sitting there watching by myself, it was clear that something profound was happening. That show will be studied. (4/4)

I know that are a lot of opinions on what that target is, but I would caution people not to accept that it’s about something as unremarkable as surface-level politics. (3/4)

Instead, Kendrick put his sights on something bigger. Drake isn’t a big enough target for Kendrick’s talent level and influence, which is an oddly hilarious extra slap in Drake’s face. (2/4)

On a positive note, that comment section absolutely passes the vibe test. Well done, Bluesky people.

Lemme get all those chicken pimientos

I just learned like 10 new words

I… don’t object. But I think it should be singular, like the Jazz or Heat. The Kansas City Swift.

… the Bills are the “black ass team?”

And Allen didn’t even glance to his left, where Shakir was in motion with a head of steam and a sea of green.

I appreciate the hell outta this post