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May all your teams win or your coaches be fired.
🏈 NFL football writer
🍳 Home cook
👨🌾 Gardener
🎶 Trombone player
🤗 Jazzer
📈 Digital marketer
💒 Wedding Officiant
🤵♂️ Husband
🐶 Dog dad x4
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Apple Jalapeño Bourbon BBQ Sauce
Some things are just meant to be. Apples and jalapeños belong together. Don't fight it.
Some things are just meant to be. Apples and jalapeños belong together. Don't fight it.
As accurate today as it was back then
May 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
As accurate today as it was back then
If President Zelenskyy ever comes back for a visit, I hope he wears a tan suit.
March 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If President Zelenskyy ever comes back for a visit, I hope he wears a tan suit.
A pattern:
Don’t wanna do anything.
Mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Can’t relax cause mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Time passes.
Mood changes.
Finally wanna do something.
Can finally relax cause no longer mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Don’t do anything.
Don’t wanna do anything.
Mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Can’t relax cause mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Time passes.
Mood changes.
Finally wanna do something.
Can finally relax cause no longer mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Don’t do anything.
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A pattern:
Don’t wanna do anything.
Mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Can’t relax cause mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Time passes.
Mood changes.
Finally wanna do something.
Can finally relax cause no longer mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Don’t do anything.
Don’t wanna do anything.
Mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Can’t relax cause mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Time passes.
Mood changes.
Finally wanna do something.
Can finally relax cause no longer mad at myself for not wanting to do anything.
Don’t do anything.
The #SuperBowlHalftimeShow has been living rent free in my head all week. The more I listen, the more I realize Kendrick barely touched Drake; he didn’t need to.
A handful of verses in Not Like Us was more than enough to accomplish that. Frankly, he already ended that feud. (1/4)
A handful of verses in Not Like Us was more than enough to accomplish that. Frankly, he already ended that feud. (1/4)
February 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The #SuperBowlHalftimeShow has been living rent free in my head all week. The more I listen, the more I realize Kendrick barely touched Drake; he didn’t need to.
A handful of verses in Not Like Us was more than enough to accomplish that. Frankly, he already ended that feud. (1/4)
A handful of verses in Not Like Us was more than enough to accomplish that. Frankly, he already ended that feud. (1/4)
February 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
God am I glad I’m married
February 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
God am I glad I’m married
The idea that the #NFL rigged the games to give us KC and Philly is absolute proof that they didn’t rig the games.
At best, that’s the third-best matchup coming out of last weekend. If you include all playoff teams, it might not even break the top 10 possible matchups.
At best, that’s the third-best matchup coming out of last weekend. If you include all playoff teams, it might not even break the top 10 possible matchups.
January 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The idea that the #NFL rigged the games to give us KC and Philly is absolute proof that they didn’t rig the games.
At best, that’s the third-best matchup coming out of last weekend. If you include all playoff teams, it might not even break the top 10 possible matchups.
At best, that’s the third-best matchup coming out of last weekend. If you include all playoff teams, it might not even break the top 10 possible matchups.
OMFG. Can we please stop pretending any of this is okay?
January 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
OMFG. Can we please stop pretending any of this is okay?
My wife didn’t like my plain black headbands so she said if I’m cooking on camera, I need something better. Think I nailed this one. 🍽️ #trophyhusband #homecook
January 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My wife didn’t like my plain black headbands so she said if I’m cooking on camera, I need something better. Think I nailed this one. 🍽️ #trophyhusband #homecook
The Bills literally ran Corndog against the Chiefs on 4th down and Shakir had a 1st down. He was the simple checkdown with a far lower degree of difficulty.
They had this set up perfectly from their previous TD. Josh Allen won’t get over this hump until he learns to trust his playmakers.
They had this set up perfectly from their previous TD. Josh Allen won’t get over this hump until he learns to trust his playmakers.
January 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Bills literally ran Corndog against the Chiefs on 4th down and Shakir had a 1st down. He was the simple checkdown with a far lower degree of difficulty.
They had this set up perfectly from their previous TD. Josh Allen won’t get over this hump until he learns to trust his playmakers.
They had this set up perfectly from their previous TD. Josh Allen won’t get over this hump until he learns to trust his playmakers.
This is 3rd down, the play before “the play.”
Two things:
1. If Cooper breaks one tackle, it’s a touchdown. There is NO ONE in front of him. It was a perfect play design and call… that should’ve utilized Shakir or Cook.
2. Karlaftis was the only one with a chance, and he made an incredible play.
Two things:
1. If Cooper breaks one tackle, it’s a touchdown. There is NO ONE in front of him. It was a perfect play design and call… that should’ve utilized Shakir or Cook.
2. Karlaftis was the only one with a chance, and he made an incredible play.
January 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is 3rd down, the play before “the play.”
Two things:
1. If Cooper breaks one tackle, it’s a touchdown. There is NO ONE in front of him. It was a perfect play design and call… that should’ve utilized Shakir or Cook.
2. Karlaftis was the only one with a chance, and he made an incredible play.
Two things:
1. If Cooper breaks one tackle, it’s a touchdown. There is NO ONE in front of him. It was a perfect play design and call… that should’ve utilized Shakir or Cook.
2. Karlaftis was the only one with a chance, and he made an incredible play.
Blame whoever you want, but Shakir had a head of steam and 15 yards of green in front of him if Josh had glanced to his left instead of playing hero ball.
January 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Blame whoever you want, but Shakir had a head of steam and 15 yards of green in front of him if Josh had glanced to his left instead of playing hero ball.
4 minutes in the 4th quarter. That’s when you can start going for 2. That’s the rule.
Until then, take the gd extra point and move on.
Until then, take the gd extra point and move on.
January 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
4 minutes in the 4th quarter. That’s when you can start going for 2. That’s the rule.
Until then, take the gd extra point and move on.
Until then, take the gd extra point and move on.
I’m equally excited for either AFC team.
It’s either the Bills finally getting back there decades after losing four in a row, or the Chiefs trying for three in a row against the team they barely beat the first time.
It’s either the Bills finally getting back there decades after losing four in a row, or the Chiefs trying for three in a row against the team they barely beat the first time.
January 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m equally excited for either AFC team.
It’s either the Bills finally getting back there decades after losing four in a row, or the Chiefs trying for three in a row against the team they barely beat the first time.
It’s either the Bills finally getting back there decades after losing four in a row, or the Chiefs trying for three in a row against the team they barely beat the first time.
I’m all about body positivity. Somewhere, a fat lady is singing, and she’s beautiful.
January 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m all about body positivity. Somewhere, a fat lady is singing, and she’s beautiful.
No, I don’t care, I love this. This is exactly what Washington should do. Screw the warning. Make this the most frustrating tush push ever.
And next time, do it again. And next year, other teams keep doing it.
And next time, do it again. And next year, other teams keep doing it.
January 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No, I don’t care, I love this. This is exactly what Washington should do. Screw the warning. Make this the most frustrating tush push ever.
And next time, do it again. And next year, other teams keep doing it.
And next time, do it again. And next year, other teams keep doing it.
I know it was like an hour ago, but are we really all just ignoring Brady’s burn on Mark Sanchez? #buttfumble #nfl
January 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know it was like an hour ago, but are we really all just ignoring Brady’s burn on Mark Sanchez? #buttfumble #nfl
January 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
KICK. THE. EXTRA. POINT.
January 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
KICK. THE. EXTRA. POINT.
That might have been the most perfectly timed fake punt ever. It was somehow unexpected and obvious at the same time.
January 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That might have been the most perfectly timed fake punt ever. It was somehow unexpected and obvious at the same time.
New rule: If you call something a hot take or otherwise imply that you’re making a bold prediction, it needs to actually be bold.
You can’t be like, “If AJ Brown goes off today, you’ll know how smart I am for predicting it.”
Wow, you predicted a really good player would play well. So edgy 🙄
You can’t be like, “If AJ Brown goes off today, you’ll know how smart I am for predicting it.”
Wow, you predicted a really good player would play well. So edgy 🙄
January 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
New rule: If you call something a hot take or otherwise imply that you’re making a bold prediction, it needs to actually be bold.
You can’t be like, “If AJ Brown goes off today, you’ll know how smart I am for predicting it.”
Wow, you predicted a really good player would play well. So edgy 🙄
You can’t be like, “If AJ Brown goes off today, you’ll know how smart I am for predicting it.”
Wow, you predicted a really good player would play well. So edgy 🙄
Remember when it was insisted that Josh Allen’s Super Bowl window was closing last year? The hell going on remembers.
January 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Remember when it was insisted that Josh Allen’s Super Bowl window was closing last year? The hell going on remembers.
Just kick the extra point. It’s a point, and we’re not even through the 3rd quarter. Take the point. Jesus.
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Just kick the extra point. It’s a point, and we’re not even through the 3rd quarter. Take the point. Jesus.
We’re literally all thinking, right now, “Will that extra point matter…”
January 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
We’re literally all thinking, right now, “Will that extra point matter…”
The “NFL is scripted” crowd was certain the league was setting up a Stafford-Goff NFCC.
Now the matchup will be Commanders and Rams, which has no history, or Eagles, which might be the weakest rivalry in the NFC East.
Either the #NFL isn’t scripted, or the writers are really bad at narratives.
Now the matchup will be Commanders and Rams, which has no history, or Eagles, which might be the weakest rivalry in the NFC East.
Either the #NFL isn’t scripted, or the writers are really bad at narratives.
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The “NFL is scripted” crowd was certain the league was setting up a Stafford-Goff NFCC.
Now the matchup will be Commanders and Rams, which has no history, or Eagles, which might be the weakest rivalry in the NFC East.
Either the #NFL isn’t scripted, or the writers are really bad at narratives.
Now the matchup will be Commanders and Rams, which has no history, or Eagles, which might be the weakest rivalry in the NFC East.
Either the #NFL isn’t scripted, or the writers are really bad at narratives.