All-season, oiled-up, outdoor nude athletics every morning.

Man's skin must be tanned and leathery to prepare him physically and spiritually for war.

If your skin is pale and pasty anywhere on your body, the gods are telling you to do more nude athletics.

The morning hours are for nude athletics, philosophy, and politics.

Let the women and slaves mind the household. Men have important civic duties to attend to.

The answer is simple really.
Let us consult the virtue score chart:

As you can clearly see, non aristocrats make up the majority of the population. Only aristocrats understand that “homosexuality” is not gay but rather the feminine figure and “love” is.

It’s obvious where you stand.

We shouldn’t be arguing slave. Come back, we have work to do.

Men must rub themselves down with olive oil before competing in nude athletics.

Moreover, the oil should come from a sacred vessel covered in religious imagery.

We Hellenists need not a Christ. We anoint ourselves.

As a Colombian I say the Venezuelans fall into superfluous class. Low IQ’s paired with huge penises. I wouldn’t even trust one with rubbing my left butt cheek up.

What you meant to say is “actual people with a high virtue score”. That’s minus one virtue point and one inch added to your penis.

Christ is dead. Zeus is king.