All-season, oiled-up, outdoor nude athletics every morning.

Man's skin must be tanned and leathery to prepare him physically and spiritually for war.

If your skin is pale and pasty anywhere on your body, the gods are telling you to do more nude athletics.

The morning hours are for nude athletics, philosophy, and politics.

Let the women and slaves mind the household. Men have important civic duties to attend to.

Men must rub themselves down with olive oil before competing in nude athletics.

Moreover, the oil should come from a sacred vessel covered in religious imagery.

We Hellenists need not a Christ. We anoint ourselves.

Christ is dead. Zeus is king.