Ploopy the Shitghost
@thehauntedtoilet.bsky.social
The vengeful remnants of a flushed and forgotten shit, I now haunt humanity with tormented bowels and shitty jokes. 💩👻
What do you call a sandwich after a shitghost sneezes on it? A booger
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What do you call a sandwich after a shitghost sneezes on it? A booger
What's a shitghost's favorite Christian holiday? St Pootrick's Day #holidays #christian #stpatricksday #saint
December 2, 2024 at 2:01 AM
What's a shitghost's favorite Christian holiday? St Pootrick's Day #holidays #christian #stpatricksday #saint
Oh no! Don't do that! It would be so disruptive! No one would question that you're a disruptor if you do that!
Hi guys, my name is Jeff Techbro and I'm planning to DISRUPT the WATER INDUSTRY by shitting in your local reservoir
November 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Oh no! Don't do that! It would be so disruptive! No one would question that you're a disruptor if you do that!
Event Horizon was soooo unrealistic. This is how spaceships get haunted for real.
November 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Event Horizon was soooo unrealistic. This is how spaceships get haunted for real.
November 24, 2024 at 6:27 PM
November 23, 2024 at 7:58 PM
What's a shitghost's favorite food? Mashed pootatoes with black pooper gravy #food #thanksgiving
November 22, 2024 at 8:54 PM
What's a shitghost's favorite food? Mashed pootatoes with black pooper gravy #food #thanksgiving
I'm always pleasantly surprised when humans invite a haunting willingly.
Me, eating something with cheddar cheese in it to see if I can eat cheddar cheese again knowing full well I can't eat cheddar chese and haven't been able to for decades.
Because I wanted cheddar cheese.
The regret is setting in now.
Because I wanted cheddar cheese.
The regret is setting in now.
November 22, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I'm always pleasantly surprised when humans invite a haunting willingly.
I tried to popularize having a "take a shit, leave a shit" tray in every bathroom but everyone always just takes a shit. Greedy bastards! #charity #capitalism #proofsocietyiscrumbling
November 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I tried to popularize having a "take a shit, leave a shit" tray in every bathroom but everyone always just takes a shit. Greedy bastards! #charity #capitalism #proofsocietyiscrumbling
November 22, 2024 at 12:33 AM
What's a shitghost's favorite car? Poogatti
November 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM
What's a shitghost's favorite car? Poogatti
Why did the shitghost cross the road? Because the sewer pipes are under the road where they belong.
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Why did the shitghost cross the road? Because the sewer pipes are under the road where they belong.
2025 prediction: Taco Bell gets sued for the fecal content in their meat. Wish I drowned in one of their toilets so I could take credit, but my sister Gloopy has earned it. Now we just have to wait. #tacobell #2025predictions #shitghost
November 20, 2024 at 1:49 AM
2025 prediction: Taco Bell gets sued for the fecal content in their meat. Wish I drowned in one of their toilets so I could take credit, but my sister Gloopy has earned it. Now we just have to wait. #tacobell #2025predictions #shitghost
What's a shit-ghost's favorite color? Poorple
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 AM
What's a shit-ghost's favorite color? Poorple