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🏴‍☠️Paradoxy🏳️‍🌈
@thehappyparadox.bsky.social
Internet person, Musician, Writer. Bird app user since 2009, shitposter since forever. I stream on Twitch or whatever.

https://linktr.ee/thehappyparadox
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Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Finally reached the depression part of unemployment!

We're so back! LETSGOOO
December 5, 2024 at 10:56 PM
UHC assassin’s face card is LETHAL. Give that person a modeling contract! NOW.
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I lost my job yesterday lmao

My face is very swollen still and I just want to go to Dutch Bros for a large, sugary, Red Bull based drink and Wing Stop because I was too upset to eat anything for like 18 hours.

3 years in a row of not being employed for Thanksgiving 🙃
November 21, 2024 at 10:14 PM
You know I’m comfortable here because I’m making jokes about wanting to kill myself at any slight inconvenience. Like right now! Lmao
November 19, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:08 PM
No you don’t understand, that’s my emotional support Marxist literature on my desk.
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
It’s a work from home day and usually I wear what I wear in office days but today I have on my Sweetwater Musical Instruments shirt on and my grad school hoodie. I…just want to be done with this process of testing so why not dress like I’m taking one?
November 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Didn’t pass my final. Time to find a bridge.
a cartoon of a girl with a heart shaped collar
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with a heart shaped collar
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I just want one good support call today — super slow one before my final call that took too long, my actual final call took too long, and everyone else is talking about how “easy” today is.

Ima find a bridge if my next call sucks.
November 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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this sort kmof growth is unreal for a brand new social media website ran by people not associated with previous social media. bluesky will be the downfall of twitter eventually
Another million new Bluesky users in little over a day!

Momentum continues :^)

bcounter.nat.vg
November 18, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Does it make you want to go to Mars?
November 18, 2024 at 8:37 PM
This still isn’t my ideal place for mindless scrolling due to the lack of curation in the main feed, but it’s an option.
November 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I’m following 69 people.

Nice.
October 14, 2023 at 3:40 PM
@junlper.bsky.social is gone on the hell website. That’s it, I’m gonnna leave too I can’t stand for this.
October 6, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Sunday evening Duolingo leaderboard lessons is a source of anxiety that I don’t wish upon anyone.
September 18, 2023 at 3:08 AM
People are saying aliens dropped and no one cares. Of course no once cares! What has an alien done about inflation huh???

Exactly. Bam.
September 14, 2023 at 1:36 AM
He really named that child Techno Mechanicus???
September 10, 2023 at 2:54 AM
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August 21, 2023 at 11:05 PM
I liked Twitter better when I used to talk to Mitski. I wonder if she like…still lurks there???
August 18, 2023 at 1:45 AM
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big fan of any 'give john brown heavy weapons' meme
August 16, 2023 at 11:39 PM