HAARP
thehaarpist.bsky.social
HAARP
@thehaarpist.bsky.social
I do lots of stupid things but I prioritize the bit above all else He/They
I've seen bits and pieces from tiktok and god it's skyrocketed to the top of my soon to play list
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
We need everyone to look past the Dems embarrassing present loss so we can focus on their new and exciting losses in the future!
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Universal healthcare is complicated and difficult to navigate. To date, only 32 of the 33 developed nations have been able to implement it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm so glad they're being open about it
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Listen, if the 4 of 8 adults I asked about this would be able to clear a consistent day and time to play then you would be so insanely wrong (You will not be wrong)
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Alright fine, I'll find someone else to roll dice and do math with then
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Emma™, I'm going to be running a game of Monster of the Week and would like to be your DM in that game. This is an announcement
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
That's some satisfying crunch
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Losing a match in wrestling while staying in keyfabe is still losing
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Reposted by HAARP
You told us to suck it up over Cop City. You told us to suck it up over the complete lie on the $2000 checks. You told us to suck it up over a goddamn genocide (hey, remember that? The genocide? Weird how we just stopped talking about the GENOCIDE). Your strategy has failed. You may sit down now.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Honestly this is the most, "All I care about is graph, AND LOOK AT GRAPH GO UP!" Reasoning and I can see it
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You're so fucking weird dude
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What the fuck are you yapping on dude? Losing intentionally is still losing. I know what Schumer is, I don't support him now or a few years ago when I voted against him. Do you think I just found out the DNC is a pro capitalist company of professional losers?
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
When I am sober I will call because I don't need to be put on a list for Chuck Schumer of all people
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm going to be EXTREMELY motivated to vote and get everyone I can to do so. I will also be happy to protest against every incumbent I can
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Generational talent at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. No one else can lose like Schumer can
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
No, mine just unfocused and I got a swarm of colors. The vodka should help medicate this
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
They are absolutely banking on people just not having object permanence come 2026
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Says a whole lot that they think that friend and partner are mutually exclusive
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM