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I do lots of stupid things but I prioritize the bit above all else He/They
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Hey guys, what does this word mean? I'm a leftist if that helps
A unique item name card from the game Path of Exile. The item is called Praxis and the item a Paua Ring
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
thehaarpist.bsky.social
So I assume that wrapping the scarf like this wouldn't work because it would be too much fabric bunched around your neck
Me holding my arm up with the scarf in the previous skeet wrapped around my arm doubled in on itself because my shirt is almost the same color as the scarf itself
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Sounds like this would be good maybe? It's 5~6 feet long and about 6 inches wide with no tassles and isn't that material that gets little fabric ball things when you wash it
A scarf being propped up slightly on a bed. The scarf is mostly dark blue with red and white stripes only at the end in accordance with the Tommy Hilfiger branding
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Alright, made my calls to my senators. Heating up dinner and going to jump back into Oregon Trail. Might start early, I need to get out of my head with this dogshit awful idiotic news
Stream Schedule 11/9-11/15 Sunday-7:30pm Oregon Trail Monday-Maybe stream? Tuesday-7:30pm Ambrosia Sky Wednesday-No stream Thursday-No stream Friday-7:30pm Not 100% yet Saturday-No stream
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Well unfortunately I will have to have a discussion about my sexuality with the sex addiction institute. I'm sure this will be a productive conversation but I'm hoping to info dump about kinks and stuff instead
A screenshot from a Porn Addiction Institute it says Cause for Concern (PAUS®) Your Score: 16 Status: Reason for Concern Suggested Next Steps: Installation of a monitoring software recommended. Monitoring of online activity along with preventative education recommended. Individual is vulnerable for possible future addiction. Individual requires education regarding dangers of pornography and open dialogue about sexuality.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The US loves their gaudy monuments, statues, and over the top architecture. Even smaller cities have crazy landmarks and features that would be visually awesome to see. I grew up near here and Tulsa, OK is a nothing city in the scale of the US but has these weird eclectic mix of things
A photo of The Golden Driller statue just outside of the Tulsa Expo Center. The statue stands 76 feet tall and is a golden almost sandstone color of a man resting his arm on an oil tower The art deco style bus station at the MTTA Downtown Transfer Center in Tulsa The Route 66 Rising sculpture in Tulsa. It has the route 66 shield logo coming out of the ground with several circles around it orbiting it like electrons of an atom.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I spilled the new candle i just got today today all over when I blew it out. Malding, shitting, pissing even
A candle on the floor on its side on the floor a room. There is wax that has cooled spilled on the floor. There's also a splash of wax on my sweatpants that makes it look like I peed myself
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Took several days after work, but finally painted Eldrad. Dude has just become more and more useful/powerful so glad to have him finally painted up
An Eldrad mini from the tabletop wargame Warhammer 40k. Being held over a desk so that the mini is facing front ways towards the camera An Eldrad mini from the tabletop wargame Warhammer 40k. Being held over a desk so that the mini is facing away from the camera
October 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The MTG Card Thespian's Stage but with the "p" in the word flipped in MSPaint so it says Thesbian's Stage instead
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Looking through the Dropout catalog and found this absolute treasure of Kingpin Katie. This sub remains the best 6$ I spend a month and it's not even close
A frame from Kingpin Katie. In this frame Katie is firing a gun while holding the gun poorly, both of her eyes are closed, and she is holding the gun closely in front of her face.
October 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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A four panel comic. This is an edit of a CTRL+ALT+DEL comic sometimes referred to as, "Your honor, league of legends" In the first comic is the defendent saying Your Honor. In the second panel the defendent is making his case but pasted over it is Alan's post where he describes his bagel order, "Everything bagel, pull out the inside middle soft parts and discard, then toast the remaining bagel, pineapple cream cheese on each bagel half and then shake some chili powder or Tajin over the cream cheese. What can I get elected to with that." The third panel is the judge slamming his gavel and saying "Death" The fourth panel has the defendant in the electric chair with a blank speech bubble over his head.
October 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Wow, I've been read for fucking filth
A set of 6 painted Eldar swooping hawks on a desk A PF2e GM core rulebook but with the title covered to say My DnD 5e Homebrew A pile of MTG cards and a set of dice that make the number 345 as that is the total of +1/+1 counters on the creature
October 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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A flork sock puppet meme with the puppet covered in blood and with a red bow. Above it is text that reads Bestie I've made a horrible mistake not covered by Claire's money back guarantee
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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It's not an exaggeration that painting miniatures has been a massive help and something to keep me grounded in the last few weeks. Hopefully in the next few I'll be able to actually play 40k at an LGS
A set of 5 Aeldari Wraithblades. They're painted purple with green trim and their heads being painted with the Waystone Green technical paint. They're on a box after being given a clear coat
October 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I was 2 minutes off
A post by saoirse and HAARP made a few minutes apart but that are both comparing the argument of someone that thinks that being anti-ai is bigotry to the joke statement "oh yuo say you 'hate ai' ??? now replace 'ai' with 'women'. not so funny, is it??" saoirse made the joke before HAARP did.
October 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The listed/suggested price on the GE is absolutely out of whack
A purchased Hueycoatl Hide on OSRS from the Grand Exchange. The hide purchased for barely under the 300,000 gp offer
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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The phrase, "Your honor, League of Legends" is enough of a punchline in my close friend group
An edited 4 panel comic. In the first a defendent states "Your honor," the next panel has several speech bubbles but only the words, "League of Legends" inside them implying the large amount of additional text removed. The third panel has the judge slamming his gavel saying, "Death." the last panel has the defendent in an orange jumpsuit in the electric chair with an empty speech bubble above.
September 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I did a mono-blue with her as my commander for a while. It was mostly self-mill, spamming cheap cantrips, and unblockable creatures. (I also ran him)
A magic card Octavia, Living Thesis {8}BB Legendary Creature — Elemental Octopus This spell costs {8} less to cast if you have eight or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard. Ward {8} Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature has base power and toughness 8/8 until end of turn. 8/8
September 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection. Martin Luther King Jr.
September 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The next unit of minis I'm painting
A set of 6 swooping hawks, specifically the fine cast versions. They're painted with turquoise armor and olive green wing... Guards? Idk the edge part that the feathers attach to
September 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Also finally working on Link cosplay again. Not sure why, but mood has considerably improved as of a week ago and the want to create again has appeared
A cutting board for crafts with a box cutter, extra blades for, and several cut-outs of EVA foam that are part of the crossguard for a foam recreation of the Master Sword from the Legend of Zelda series
September 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Have now painted up some Rangers that are older than I am (these are from 1989 I think). Finally glad to be painting minis again
5 Eldar Ranger minis on small paint pots that have been painted with base coating on a cluttered desk 5 Eldar Ranger minis that have now had highlighting and also had agrax earthshade applied to them. Also the bases have now been colored.
September 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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New York, I am in you
A very blurry picture of the underground in NYC
August 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I love not having to pay attention to the road
A photo of me holding a switch showing the game Hollow Knight while trees rush by in the background
August 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Train time again!
Several trees and bushes move by at high speed and obscure a bus barn with numerous busses parked at it.
August 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM