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"Eat cheese and hope for the best" - Stephan Pastis
go birds
go birds
just watched it too, not seeing it
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
just watched it too, not seeing it
spent so much time looking at office/home chairs i'm annoyed that when an emotional scene happens i'm thinking "that's an aeron, overpriced but solid"
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
spent so much time looking at office/home chairs i'm annoyed that when an emotional scene happens i'm thinking "that's an aeron, overpriced but solid"
i'm not hostile but i do not accept courtesy likes as a standard
if you like something, like it. friends should do it. aside from that i don't care enough to do nuance
if you like something, like it. friends should do it. aside from that i don't care enough to do nuance
July 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i'm not hostile but i do not accept courtesy likes as a standard
if you like something, like it. friends should do it. aside from that i don't care enough to do nuance
if you like something, like it. friends should do it. aside from that i don't care enough to do nuance
awww don't make me explain jokes again
July 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
awww don't make me explain jokes again
it smells like hose water in here
Dear Younger Generation:
If you wanna shit talk Gen X that’s fine but just remember we’re real good at talking back & not giving a shit. You wanna dog is fine do so after you realize that Tik Tok videos, vibes & rallies aren’t the same thing as voting & passing legislation. Bernie has messed you up.
If you wanna shit talk Gen X that’s fine but just remember we’re real good at talking back & not giving a shit. You wanna dog is fine do so after you realize that Tik Tok videos, vibes & rallies aren’t the same thing as voting & passing legislation. Bernie has messed you up.
July 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
also cool animals facts but then they always kill and eat the cool animal fuck you
July 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
also cool animals facts but then they always kill and eat the cool animal fuck you
if you're being held hostage get hit by a car in a video game
July 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
if you're being held hostage get hit by a car in a video game
john wick sucks, every movie after the first sucks
July 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
john wick sucks, every movie after the first sucks
equilibrium was ridiculous but fun
gun fu is going to have trouble with training
gun fu is going to have trouble with training
July 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
equilibrium was ridiculous but fun
gun fu is going to have trouble with training
gun fu is going to have trouble with training
i'm at the scene that got the good reviews, who doesn't want to watch this
* me, it's no real
* me, it's no real
July 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i'm at the scene that got the good reviews, who doesn't want to watch this
* me, it's no real
* me, it's no real
i want to enjoy a dumb action movie but they won't let me
every bit of this annoys me. it's not a nod, it's obeisance
every bit of this annoys me. it's not a nod, it's obeisance
July 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
i want to enjoy a dumb action movie but they won't let me
every bit of this annoys me. it's not a nod, it's obeisance
every bit of this annoys me. it's not a nod, it's obeisance
it's cool to have ip man but
July 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
it's cool to have ip man but
here's something you only learn through experience (you'll forget unless you have a reason:
*White Canes: impaired vision
*White Canes with a stripe: impaired vision, but doesn't want to admit it
*Glowing White Canes: star wars fan who can't see
*Unicorn horn: unlikely
*Wooden cane: villain
*White Canes: impaired vision
*White Canes with a stripe: impaired vision, but doesn't want to admit it
*Glowing White Canes: star wars fan who can't see
*Unicorn horn: unlikely
*Wooden cane: villain
July 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
here's something you only learn through experience (you'll forget unless you have a reason:
*White Canes: impaired vision
*White Canes with a stripe: impaired vision, but doesn't want to admit it
*Glowing White Canes: star wars fan who can't see
*Unicorn horn: unlikely
*Wooden cane: villain
*White Canes: impaired vision
*White Canes with a stripe: impaired vision, but doesn't want to admit it
*Glowing White Canes: star wars fan who can't see
*Unicorn horn: unlikely
*Wooden cane: villain
you'll never guess what the blind guy is called: caine
July 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
you'll never guess what the blind guy is called: caine
keanu does look like age is getting to him though
July 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
keanu does look like age is getting to him though
the one thing i like about john wick series is he doesn't assume the enemy is dead, he shoots them anyway. funerals are much more fun when you think that way.
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
the one thing i like about john wick series is he doesn't assume the enemy is dead, he shoots them anyway. funerals are much more fun when you think that way.
i hate that a bot liked that, i lose
July 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
i hate that a bot liked that, i lose