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"Eat cheese and hope for the best" - Stephan Pastis

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theguyotc.bsky.social
the guy (@theguyotc.bsky.social)
"Eat cheese and hope for the best" - Stephan Pastis
theguyotc.bsky.social
"one battle after another"

* if you want do something that long, do a series (death by lightning was great)
* let tarantino do tarantino
* birds 3 feet from the car were barely bothered by the car chase
* i'm critical but there's a lot to like
* if sinners loses to this i'm going to be annoyed
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
death by lightning was good, no notes
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
death by lightning was good. conclave vibe.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"caught stealing" can't find a tone, holy shit what a miss
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
hated "weapons". reviews lied to me. very angry.
September 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
i don't follow this account for any reason other than people have always sucked
The first Italian recipe book was created in the 15th century and contained recipes such as “How to dress a peacock with all its feathers, so that when cooked, it appears to be alive and spews fire from its beak.”
July 31, 2025 at 10:11 AM
the beatles are great, but they're for conformists, i am the first person to think of this
July 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
ok i'm trying again on the latter day john wick (#4), but they have racks for swords, but only 3 pegs for a single throwing star each

who the fuck is organizing their weapons?
July 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i thought "stick" was an obvious grab for "ted lasso", most did

as the show went on a bit, it sort of started to become it's own thing, which was nice

the finale. it's like they wanted to pack in every flaw, and remind me just how much they want another "ted lasso"
July 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
can't tell if i'd hate this because i don't really like wrestling or would enjoy it because who doesn't want to watch jousting
Medieval Times is basically exactly like professional wrestling if wrestling had horses. 100% perfect artform. Thanks for the fun time @lordbullgod.bsky.social, happy birthday and love ya brother 🐎
July 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the only sad hogan death
July 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
has anyone ever typed in "axios" to find the website?
Quite the intro to today's Axios
July 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Keep on dancing to Spoon's "Don't You Evah"
www.wired.com
July 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
oh man you will not believe this but i've been on youtube and white guys like the lego movies
July 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
i need a wizard who does my laundry and makes me forget about sex
gonna need a '28 candidate who has a clear moral compass, a steel backbone and is a relentless communicator. Not an easy needle to thread with so many pisspigs pretending to give a shit about people
July 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
what are the monsters losing when they eat me, questions reporter
July 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
says the chiefs "superfan" who is replying to an nfc east thread
Dang I forgot the Cowboys play the Eagles 17 games straight. That’s crazy.

Eagles fans can’t help but inject themselves into every conversation smh
July 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
twitter/x/grok fan: a man can't become a woman, it's not possible

same twitter/x/grok fan: i have started a sexual relationship with my chatbot
i do not recommend searching this very website we use for free but at great cost for "grok ani" unless you want to see a whole bunch of posters to block and then maybe wipe your own hard drive just in case
July 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
women want my opinion. and that's
July 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i'm not going to rub it in too much, but reality tv might just end human civilization right? like, people watching a reality tv show and voting might just end life on earth
July 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
me with the trader joe's cashier and randomly appearing checkout person
Crackling the sexual tension is. Cut it with a knife you could.
July 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
so far i'm only part way through john wick 3, but i think the number acts as a multiplier for the number of bullets that exist in a clip
July 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
"the same reason i can pick up this pencil, tell you it's name is 'steve' and [breaks pencil] and part of you dies, just a little bit, on the inside.

because people can connect with anything. we can sympathize with a pencil..."

youtu.be/uAwSVOlOgH8?...
July 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
carrot cake sucks, it's muffins for people who like breakfast
July 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
carrot cake sucks, it's dessert for people who don't like food

cc: @pftompkins.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM