He's already summoned the Ear of Fiks!

Sure the old wives tales will tell you the Ear grants any uttered wishes, and for each wish it hears it fills your mind with more envy and malice until you inevitably wish crippling hardship on everyone you love

Uh or how about it's just a cool ear??🤣

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Huh? Do I know you?

Oh it’s kind of coming back to me… you and your family had that horrible feecle infestation last year

I hope you see now how hygiene is its own special kind of magic 😉

Haha I remember being a dumb kid spending my summers doing “quests” like I dunno, finding the fattest toad 🤣

Now that my brain is fully developed I prefer to spend my precious free time pondering life’s big questions while relaxing in a warm milk hole!

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uh what the hell

That was you! How dare you trespass! Come near my house again I’ll have your head!!

Sayyyy does anyone know how I could track down a Brahvian Ghoulspinner nest?

I recently got super into sketching the local wildlife wherever I go 🥰🕷️

People say their webs can be used for very powerful spells but I’d never even think to exploit such a beautiful creature like that! 😤

Thaaaanks

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Good!

“The billy in Tilly gets silly on the hilly”

Oh don’t worry about that, very normal!

It will probably get better!

Hm. Ok.

Good then hm

I think I underestimated the level of brain degradation that was present when I resurre…scued you from that horrible Ice Troll in the Northlands

This might require some manual intervention…

“App a rat us”

@abigailgrunewald.bsky.social:

“Apparatus”