The Green Wizard
@thegreenwizard.bsky.social
Centuries of helping those in need. People's Choice Wizard 2022.
[Watched by @orboftherealm.bsky.social]
[Watched by @orboftherealm.bsky.social]
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Well well well!
I've been hearing through the grapevine that @princefarallel.bsky.social is already embarrassing some of my more tenured colleagues with his superior natural talent...
I guess some of us have it... and some don't!
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I've been hearing through the grapevine that @princefarallel.bsky.social is already embarrassing some of my more tenured colleagues with his superior natural talent...
I guess some of us have it... and some don't!
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November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Well well well!
I've been hearing through the grapevine that @princefarallel.bsky.social is already embarrassing some of my more tenured colleagues with his superior natural talent...
I guess some of us have it... and some don't!
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I've been hearing through the grapevine that @princefarallel.bsky.social is already embarrassing some of my more tenured colleagues with his superior natural talent...
I guess some of us have it... and some don't!
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Today was my first session with our incomparable Prince Farallel. Truly a natural!
I had to undo some bad habits he had learned recently from a third-rate parlour magician but now he’s on track
Just a week ago he didn’t know magic existed— now he’s able to summon the Eye of Rix! 👏🙌👁️🗨️
I had to undo some bad habits he had learned recently from a third-rate parlour magician but now he’s on track
Just a week ago he didn’t know magic existed— now he’s able to summon the Eye of Rix! 👏🙌👁️🗨️
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Today was my first session with our incomparable Prince Farallel. Truly a natural!
I had to undo some bad habits he had learned recently from a third-rate parlour magician but now he’s on track
Just a week ago he didn’t know magic existed— now he’s able to summon the Eye of Rix! 👏🙌👁️🗨️
I had to undo some bad habits he had learned recently from a third-rate parlour magician but now he’s on track
Just a week ago he didn’t know magic existed— now he’s able to summon the Eye of Rix! 👏🙌👁️🗨️
I am honoured to announce that I've been asked to fill the role of Royal Tutor for our kingdom's fine prince!
He may simply be angling for a little one-on-one time with a certain apprentice of mine 😁
But either way I'm excited to be the most accomplished and capable Royal Tutor of all time!!
He may simply be angling for a little one-on-one time with a certain apprentice of mine 😁
But either way I'm excited to be the most accomplished and capable Royal Tutor of all time!!
October 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I am honoured to announce that I've been asked to fill the role of Royal Tutor for our kingdom's fine prince!
He may simply be angling for a little one-on-one time with a certain apprentice of mine 😁
But either way I'm excited to be the most accomplished and capable Royal Tutor of all time!!
He may simply be angling for a little one-on-one time with a certain apprentice of mine 😁
But either way I'm excited to be the most accomplished and capable Royal Tutor of all time!!
It’s been so long since I’ve been out among the People!
I’m very excited for this bridge ceremony tomorrow, I’ll see you all there!
That is, if I can see my way there through this crazy fog, right!!??
I’m very excited for this bridge ceremony tomorrow, I’ll see you all there!
That is, if I can see my way there through this crazy fog, right!!??
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s been so long since I’ve been out among the People!
I’m very excited for this bridge ceremony tomorrow, I’ll see you all there!
That is, if I can see my way there through this crazy fog, right!!??
I’m very excited for this bridge ceremony tomorrow, I’ll see you all there!
That is, if I can see my way there through this crazy fog, right!!??
Is it really foggy lately or is that just me?
I don’t ever recall a Nertha this foggy
I guess it’s not so weird given my estate’s proximity to the ocean 🤷
I don’t ever recall a Nertha this foggy
I guess it’s not so weird given my estate’s proximity to the ocean 🤷
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Is it really foggy lately or is that just me?
I don’t ever recall a Nertha this foggy
I guess it’s not so weird given my estate’s proximity to the ocean 🤷
I don’t ever recall a Nertha this foggy
I guess it’s not so weird given my estate’s proximity to the ocean 🤷
I have returned, dear followers, from my yearly retreat in the lap of luxury at the Obsidian Spas!
I really needed that!
Cora and her team are absolutely first rate ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
😚👌
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I really needed that!
Cora and her team are absolutely first rate ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
😚👌
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September 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I have returned, dear followers, from my yearly retreat in the lap of luxury at the Obsidian Spas!
I really needed that!
Cora and her team are absolutely first rate ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
😚👌
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I really needed that!
Cora and her team are absolutely first rate ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
😚👌
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Ah dear followers I feel so rejuvenated after my adventures!!
I think it’s time for me to return home and settle into a nice predictable routine for awhile 😌
I am so gratef…
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…Noooo I’ve done everything you asked!! I have all the stupid items!
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FINE- one more thing and that’s IT I’m DONE!
I think it’s time for me to return home and settle into a nice predictable routine for awhile 😌
I am so gratef…
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…Noooo I’ve done everything you asked!! I have all the stupid items!
🪞
FINE- one more thing and that’s IT I’m DONE!
June 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Ah dear followers I feel so rejuvenated after my adventures!!
I think it’s time for me to return home and settle into a nice predictable routine for awhile 😌
I am so gratef…
🪞
…Noooo I’ve done everything you asked!! I have all the stupid items!
🪞
FINE- one more thing and that’s IT I’m DONE!
I think it’s time for me to return home and settle into a nice predictable routine for awhile 😌
I am so gratef…
🪞
…Noooo I’ve done everything you asked!! I have all the stupid items!
🪞
FINE- one more thing and that’s IT I’m DONE!
I (bravely) rescued Abigail from the very heart of the ghoulspinner nest!
She was upside down wrapped in thread and looking pretty pale (even for her)
Anyway the ghoulspinners were all dead 🤷 so I couldn’t get my sketch ☹️ but I thought why waste all that nice thread may as well bring some home!🧵
She was upside down wrapped in thread and looking pretty pale (even for her)
Anyway the ghoulspinners were all dead 🤷 so I couldn’t get my sketch ☹️ but I thought why waste all that nice thread may as well bring some home!🧵
June 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I (bravely) rescued Abigail from the very heart of the ghoulspinner nest!
She was upside down wrapped in thread and looking pretty pale (even for her)
Anyway the ghoulspinners were all dead 🤷 so I couldn’t get my sketch ☹️ but I thought why waste all that nice thread may as well bring some home!🧵
She was upside down wrapped in thread and looking pretty pale (even for her)
Anyway the ghoulspinners were all dead 🤷 so I couldn’t get my sketch ☹️ but I thought why waste all that nice thread may as well bring some home!🧵
I finally found a ghoulspinner nest! 🕷️
These creatures are so impressive even from a distance — they’re so huge and so fast!
As part of Abigail’s training she’s up there scouting things out to find the best angle of approach
For my sketching
These creatures are so impressive even from a distance — they’re so huge and so fast!
As part of Abigail’s training she’s up there scouting things out to find the best angle of approach
For my sketching
June 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I finally found a ghoulspinner nest! 🕷️
These creatures are so impressive even from a distance — they’re so huge and so fast!
As part of Abigail’s training she’s up there scouting things out to find the best angle of approach
For my sketching
These creatures are so impressive even from a distance — they’re so huge and so fast!
As part of Abigail’s training she’s up there scouting things out to find the best angle of approach
For my sketching
I finally achieved a lifelong goal and made it to the Rotwood Mire!
Having many new experiences!
There are leeches with legs here? They weigh at least 10 corn!
I’m covered in black muck and there’s nothing to eat, and situations like these are so valuable for building character, no?
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Having many new experiences!
There are leeches with legs here? They weigh at least 10 corn!
I’m covered in black muck and there’s nothing to eat, and situations like these are so valuable for building character, no?
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June 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I finally achieved a lifelong goal and made it to the Rotwood Mire!
Having many new experiences!
There are leeches with legs here? They weigh at least 10 corn!
I’m covered in black muck and there’s nothing to eat, and situations like these are so valuable for building character, no?
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Having many new experiences!
There are leeches with legs here? They weigh at least 10 corn!
I’m covered in black muck and there’s nothing to eat, and situations like these are so valuable for building character, no?
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I'm sooo happy to report, dear followers, that the storm is over and we were finally able to leave the yurt 😌
We left it exactly as we found it so when Tuya and her six children return they'll be none the wiser!
Next stop on my grand adventure: the Rotwood Mire! (...have always wanted to visit)
We left it exactly as we found it so when Tuya and her six children return they'll be none the wiser!
Next stop on my grand adventure: the Rotwood Mire! (...have always wanted to visit)
June 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm sooo happy to report, dear followers, that the storm is over and we were finally able to leave the yurt 😌
We left it exactly as we found it so when Tuya and her six children return they'll be none the wiser!
Next stop on my grand adventure: the Rotwood Mire! (...have always wanted to visit)
We left it exactly as we found it so when Tuya and her six children return they'll be none the wiser!
Next stop on my grand adventure: the Rotwood Mire! (...have always wanted to visit)
May 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The storm rages on, we’re stuck in this yurt
I found some letters addressed to someone named Tuya, so now I’m pretty sure Abigail didn’t just “find” this tent…
We have some time now so let the training begin!
I found some letters addressed to someone named Tuya, so now I’m pretty sure Abigail didn’t just “find” this tent…
We have some time now so let the training begin!
May 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The storm rages on, we’re stuck in this yurt
I found some letters addressed to someone named Tuya, so now I’m pretty sure Abigail didn’t just “find” this tent…
We have some time now so let the training begin!
I found some letters addressed to someone named Tuya, so now I’m pretty sure Abigail didn’t just “find” this tent…
We have some time now so let the training begin!
Can anyone recommend a decent inn near Zaaj?
I’m carrying some very valuable cargo and so far have not encountered a single innkeeper who isn’t an obvious scoundrel.
I’m carrying some very valuable cargo and so far have not encountered a single innkeeper who isn’t an obvious scoundrel.
May 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Can anyone recommend a decent inn near Zaaj?
I’m carrying some very valuable cargo and so far have not encountered a single innkeeper who isn’t an obvious scoundrel.
I’m carrying some very valuable cargo and so far have not encountered a single innkeeper who isn’t an obvious scoundrel.
@abigailgrunewald.bsky.social did you find the exit we need to get out of here like now
May 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
@abigailgrunewald.bsky.social did you find the exit we need to get out of here like now
Ok after wandering around the bazaar for hours I finally found what I'm looking for -- but this merchant doesn't seem to accept gold?
"Recall the last time you were truly happy"
This is no way to run a business!
"Recall the last time you were truly happy"
This is no way to run a business!
May 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ok after wandering around the bazaar for hours I finally found what I'm looking for -- but this merchant doesn't seem to accept gold?
"Recall the last time you were truly happy"
This is no way to run a business!
"Recall the last time you were truly happy"
This is no way to run a business!
For anybody trying to get into the Mirage Bazaar (and who isn’t a Druid, which, thanks again for the help Nancy!): It turns out the trick is to not look at it and then you’ll suddenly be in it?
You can just cover your eyes or close them, or fill them will liquid, etc
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You can just cover your eyes or close them, or fill them will liquid, etc
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May 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
For anybody trying to get into the Mirage Bazaar (and who isn’t a Druid, which, thanks again for the help Nancy!): It turns out the trick is to not look at it and then you’ll suddenly be in it?
You can just cover your eyes or close them, or fill them will liquid, etc
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You can just cover your eyes or close them, or fill them will liquid, etc
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Hi everyone sorry it’s been awhile since my last post, I’ve been just, you know, living in the moment for the past little while 🙏 taking some GW time, nothing sinister… But I’m back! 😁
And I had so much fun on my last adventure I decided to keep it going! I’m not ready to go home yet!
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And I had so much fun on my last adventure I decided to keep it going! I’m not ready to go home yet!
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May 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Hi everyone sorry it’s been awhile since my last post, I’ve been just, you know, living in the moment for the past little while 🙏 taking some GW time, nothing sinister… But I’m back! 😁
And I had so much fun on my last adventure I decided to keep it going! I’m not ready to go home yet!
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And I had so much fun on my last adventure I decided to keep it going! I’m not ready to go home yet!
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Ruby (my dragon friend) is an incredible cook!
I feel fortunate I can enjoy something this delicious in moderation…
I’ve recently learned that some people have a very unhealthy relationship with food 😔 just shovelling it down the gullet with no consideration at all ☹️
I feel fortunate I can enjoy something this delicious in moderation…
I’ve recently learned that some people have a very unhealthy relationship with food 😔 just shovelling it down the gullet with no consideration at all ☹️
April 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ruby (my dragon friend) is an incredible cook!
I feel fortunate I can enjoy something this delicious in moderation…
I’ve recently learned that some people have a very unhealthy relationship with food 😔 just shovelling it down the gullet with no consideration at all ☹️
I feel fortunate I can enjoy something this delicious in moderation…
I’ve recently learned that some people have a very unhealthy relationship with food 😔 just shovelling it down the gullet with no consideration at all ☹️
Here's a fun riddle I came across the other day:
"I am a needle in a dragon's cave, where would I be?"
Sound off in the replies! 😊
"I am a needle in a dragon's cave, where would I be?"
Sound off in the replies! 😊
April 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Here's a fun riddle I came across the other day:
"I am a needle in a dragon's cave, where would I be?"
Sound off in the replies! 😊
"I am a needle in a dragon's cave, where would I be?"
Sound off in the replies! 😊
I just want to say to everyone before I’m eaten and then I guess regurgitated as giant owl baby food — look I made a lot of mistakes
I wasn’t always the kindest or most fair person
I was often impatient with the many dullards and halfwits around me
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I wasn’t always the kindest or most fair person
I was often impatient with the many dullards and halfwits around me
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March 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I just want to say to everyone before I’m eaten and then I guess regurgitated as giant owl baby food — look I made a lot of mistakes
I wasn’t always the kindest or most fair person
I was often impatient with the many dullards and halfwits around me
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I wasn’t always the kindest or most fair person
I was often impatient with the many dullards and halfwits around me
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Ok these eggs are going to hatch any minute now — and seven disgusting giant infant birds are going to eat us???
But wait why isn’t the Blue Wizard using his famous powerful magicks to save us? Oh maybe it’s because he DOESN’T KNOW ANY ACTUAL SPELLS???
Never send a man to do a wizard’s job 😏🪄
But wait why isn’t the Blue Wizard using his famous powerful magicks to save us? Oh maybe it’s because he DOESN’T KNOW ANY ACTUAL SPELLS???
Never send a man to do a wizard’s job 😏🪄
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Ok these eggs are going to hatch any minute now — and seven disgusting giant infant birds are going to eat us???
But wait why isn’t the Blue Wizard using his famous powerful magicks to save us? Oh maybe it’s because he DOESN’T KNOW ANY ACTUAL SPELLS???
Never send a man to do a wizard’s job 😏🪄
But wait why isn’t the Blue Wizard using his famous powerful magicks to save us? Oh maybe it’s because he DOESN’T KNOW ANY ACTUAL SPELLS???
Never send a man to do a wizard’s job 😏🪄
@thebluewizard.bsky.social @mervastra.bsky.social I awoke from a nap and found this near my nest nook -- does it belong to either of you?
March 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
@thebluewizard.bsky.social @mervastra.bsky.social I awoke from a nap and found this near my nest nook -- does it belong to either of you?
Friends: I’m not sure if you’ll see this, I don’t know how this works… but I’ve… crossed over
I was killed by frost rascals and carried to ~the other side~ by The Great Buzzard
It’s cold. Quiet. Dark. Lots of branches and sod? Not what I expected but thus is the ineffability of the great beyond
I was killed by frost rascals and carried to ~the other side~ by The Great Buzzard
It’s cold. Quiet. Dark. Lots of branches and sod? Not what I expected but thus is the ineffability of the great beyond
March 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Friends: I’m not sure if you’ll see this, I don’t know how this works… but I’ve… crossed over
I was killed by frost rascals and carried to ~the other side~ by The Great Buzzard
It’s cold. Quiet. Dark. Lots of branches and sod? Not what I expected but thus is the ineffability of the great beyond
I was killed by frost rascals and carried to ~the other side~ by The Great Buzzard
It’s cold. Quiet. Dark. Lots of branches and sod? Not what I expected but thus is the ineffability of the great beyond
@thebluewizard.bsky.social I’m in a tree like you said… a bunch of rascals stopped below and are just staring up at me silently…
March 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
@thebluewizard.bsky.social I’m in a tree like you said… a bunch of rascals stopped below and are just staring up at me silently…