Arsenal fan: haha hey I can do a little fun soccer banter!

Skipjack: ILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY.

LOVE IT. #COYS

Mama said Shedeur Sanders is ornery cause he got all them hats but no team

Don’t worry, Schumer is saving all his energy to block progressive candidates from taking D leadership’s jobs

I’m a baseball umpire and chatbots/google AI are the bane of my existence. I can’t tell you how many times a parent/coach will start arguing about a rule because chatbot/Google AI gives them a wrong answer

A lot of boomer written articles about what millennials can do so they can afford a house are about to pay off.

“See? I was right! All youths have to do to own a home is give up avocado toast!”

If something happens involving an animal or a drunk person on the football field, it should be federal law that Kevin Harlan gets to call it on the radio

Drew Brees retired 4 years ago but they’re still clinging to his Super Bowl window that slammed shut

Those of us who are terminally online have known for a while how acutely moronic Elon Musk is, but those who aren’t are seeing him go “AHHH CHAINSAW!!!!” on the evening news and realizing “oh wow Musk is just another dipshit with a lot of money”

And not to mention “the guy who owns this company is a Nazi ketamine addict and there is a tremendous microscope on him right now that is exposing to the general population to what a tremendous fucking dipshit he is that has managed to fail upwards his entire life”

Gotta give him credit at least the planes are crashing on time

Need to put Gandalf’s face over the guy on the right

Maybe we should use that email address and sign them up for as many newsletters and spam as possible

I assume one of the offerings will be a full car wrap so I can make my Hyundai Sonata look like the BF Goodrich Chevy 3 car

You’ve never heard of fighting fire with kindling?

“Hey what’s that’s thing speeding behind me-AND IM DEAD”