Bill Clinton has a chance to do the funniest thing ever

Shoutout to the Democrats for letting us feel like they had finally figured out how to fight this bullshit for 5 whole days before finding a way to fuck it up. Honestly impressive.

The Yankees bullpen has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

NBC News really decided “hey let’s take @lastweektonight1.bsky.social ‘s last deep dive look at something but turn it into nightmare fuel and make it sound like this is a good thing”

It will never not be amazing to me that D’s have spent a decade trying to come up with something to put Trump on the defensive and then Walz showed up, called Trump weird and Vance a couch fucker. Trump/Vance didn’t know how to response but then the Harris campaign told Walz to stop. Baffling lol

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How dare Harry Connick Jr’s contributions in Independence Day get forgotten

@mikeryanruiz.bsky.social @billygil.bsky.social @jessicasmetana.bsky.social

Billionaire class really got out of the whole “hey what if we just went CEO hunting” thing by flying around some drones

How do you possibly not have Tyreek on the field for *any* of your goal to go snaps? @minakimes.bsky.social

Greg Schiano sucksssss

Absolutely locking in a “Daniel Jones anytime TD, Jones over rushing yards, Jones over passing yards, Jones over passing TDs and cowboys ML” parlay on thanksgiving

Just checked BlueSky to see if Reddit was down for the first time. Eat shit, Elon

Alright. I’m here full time now

The bots on Reddit trying to do to the liberals what they did to the conservatives trying to convince people the election was stolen is WILD