Green Eggman
@thegreeneggman.bsky.social
This account will be the canvas upon which I shall write my observations on the world around me while adding a comical spin. (he/him)
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In the dark times, should the stars also go out?
Don't be fooled. The bad times have already begun.
Wake up the past and tell it to stay awake – the bad times are here to stay.
Wake up the past and tell it to stay awake – the bad times are here to stay.
January 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Don't be fooled. The bad times have already begun.
Wake up the past and tell it to stay awake – the bad times are here to stay.
Wake up the past and tell it to stay awake – the bad times are here to stay.
Things are goin' great. And they're only gettin' better. I'm doin' all right. Gettin' good grades. The future's so bright. I gotta wear shades
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Things are goin' great. And they're only gettin' better. I'm doin' all right. Gettin' good grades. The future's so bright. I gotta wear shades
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
To live is to suffer. To live today is to suffer more.
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
To live is to suffer. To live today is to suffer more.
The first death is in the heart
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The first death is in the heart
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What is the passion in the speech of the commander before the battle, if not magic? What is the peace an infant might know in its mother's arms, if not magic? What is love, if not magic?
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What is the passion in the speech of the commander before the battle, if not magic? What is the peace an infant might know in its mother's arms, if not magic? What is love, if not magic?
One of my biggest pet peeves. In the middle of making plans & the other person goes afk and meanwhile you're not sure whether you have plans or not and you're just in this state of uncertainty & the clock is ticking & you just need them to put a bow on the convo but you also understand they're busy
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
One of my biggest pet peeves. In the middle of making plans & the other person goes afk and meanwhile you're not sure whether you have plans or not and you're just in this state of uncertainty & the clock is ticking & you just need them to put a bow on the convo but you also understand they're busy
People are cruel and the world is hostile. No one looks out for the common man. In fact, it's crabs. Crabs all the way down. Buckets. Buckets all the way down. And those that know do nothing to stop it
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
People are cruel and the world is hostile. No one looks out for the common man. In fact, it's crabs. Crabs all the way down. Buckets. Buckets all the way down. And those that know do nothing to stop it
Everything is a disaster in slow motion. We all know where it's headed. All we can do is scream at the screen as those with the power cheerfully avoid every warning. Who will emerge from the wreckage?
October 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Everything is a disaster in slow motion. We all know where it's headed. All we can do is scream at the screen as those with the power cheerfully avoid every warning. Who will emerge from the wreckage?
"The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters."
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters."
Frustrated with this application. I just want to be done and dusted with all this mess. Successful outcome, of course
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Frustrated with this application. I just want to be done and dusted with all this mess. Successful outcome, of course
Filled with despair and malaise. It's a fab combo
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Filled with despair and malaise. It's a fab combo
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
October 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
Just played the best Magic game probably of my life. The intensity! The momentum shifts! The drama!
October 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just played the best Magic game probably of my life. The intensity! The momentum shifts! The drama!
Guy who is a season ticket holder at his local Philharmonic just for the free cough drops.
September 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Guy who is a season ticket holder at his local Philharmonic just for the free cough drops.
When everything is going so very wrong. Stay stalwart and stay strong in what is right. The tree that bends with the wind lacks integrity.
September 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
When everything is going so very wrong. Stay stalwart and stay strong in what is right. The tree that bends with the wind lacks integrity.
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Autism is: fine, common, normal
The problem is a world where only some brains are valuable/able to succeed.
If we are concerned about Autism as a "problem," there are real tangible things we could be doing to make the world better for everyone instead of pretending we can prevent neurodiversity.
The problem is a world where only some brains are valuable/able to succeed.
If we are concerned about Autism as a "problem," there are real tangible things we could be doing to make the world better for everyone instead of pretending we can prevent neurodiversity.
September 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Autism is: fine, common, normal
The problem is a world where only some brains are valuable/able to succeed.
If we are concerned about Autism as a "problem," there are real tangible things we could be doing to make the world better for everyone instead of pretending we can prevent neurodiversity.
The problem is a world where only some brains are valuable/able to succeed.
If we are concerned about Autism as a "problem," there are real tangible things we could be doing to make the world better for everyone instead of pretending we can prevent neurodiversity.
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JOYCE MESSIER - “Of bodies of water and forest-covered surfaces, clusters of light where the cities lie. You've seen the montage, we all have -- this world is enough,” she concludes.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.
September 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
JOYCE MESSIER - “Of bodies of water and forest-covered surfaces, clusters of light where the cities lie. You've seen the montage, we all have -- this world is enough,” she concludes.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.
Wisdom, like tea, can be strong but bitter. And yet we still must drink
September 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wisdom, like tea, can be strong but bitter. And yet we still must drink
To see evil succeed. Meanwhile I struggle for an ounce of forward mobility. There truly is no justice in this world when the table is tipped towards one end.
August 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
To see evil succeed. Meanwhile I struggle for an ounce of forward mobility. There truly is no justice in this world when the table is tipped towards one end.
May the hard work bring about the results. And with the results, may you do good in the world.
August 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
May the hard work bring about the results. And with the results, may you do good in the world.
Great start to the season! Up the Reds! YNWA!!
August 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Great start to the season! Up the Reds! YNWA!!