Jedeone
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Jedeone
@thegreatlummox.bsky.social
Took me 14 years to get 120 followers on the other place. The hard work starts today
@realpaulputner.bsky.social how on earth did you not get the Glenn Vian gig in #TheHack ?

Did you go for it?
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
American people need to take a leaf out of Scientology's book and get litigious. Sue the shit out of ICE until they are organisationally paralyzed and cannot function
#GVerse #FuckICE detain U.S. citizen for "looking" Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.

Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.

The incident occurred at the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood in Minneapolis. #DemsUnited
December 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I hate Public Service Broadcasting. Just as shit films are elevated by the use of cool music, shit, pedestrian music is elevated by the use of archive footage to make their noodling sound profound. It's manipulative
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Watching this #OperationKenova press conference from the start. Blimey, the preamble is dragging on a bit. Worse than the World Cup Draw. Expecting McConaughey and Ferdinand to do a wholly unnecessary skit at any point
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Give him a white t-shirt and he can be the sight screen
#Ashes
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Well-placed bin
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My Listening Age
Spotify
www.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tried my first Frurt today - difficult to choose but I went for three scoops - Prune, Brussel Sprout and Lentil
#Frurt 💨💨💨
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Is it a 7-legged octopus, or a leg from an octopus? I mean, it's got 7 legs now, hasn't it
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It might have been, but it was objectively hilarious watching Bentancur trying to hold back Dan Burn
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Hilda Ogden didn't die, she laid low and came back as McNally in #BlueLights
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The BBC's Lampard-in-Chief reports:
#ChrisMason
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fuck spiders!
#fpl #haaland
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Pretty pleased with my first day in the job as 'Head of Pretty pleased with my first day in the job jokes'
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I think there's a difference when team mates fight. There's no risk of a flair up and all discipline going. Punch an oppo, you should get sent off as it also risks escalation. Slap/ punch a team mate and get a bollocking and leave it to the team to sort out.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Idrissa Gueye: Everton midfielder sent off striking team-mate Michael Keane
Everton's Idrissa Gueye is sent off for striking team-mate Michael Keane during their Premier League victory at Manchester United.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's a single lorry driver, chucking his rubbish out the window at the same spot for 30 years

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Arrest made over waste mountain in Oxfordshire
A 39-year-old man is arrested after the huge pile of rubbish was found in Oxfordshire.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Stupid list. Is this what AI thinks is top comedy?

The Jerk - 92
Idiocracy - 86
The Big Lebowski - 72

Not many funnier than these.

But the steaming turd of Mrs Doubtfire in the 30s?

No.1 isn't even the best ZAZ film on the list.

Also, live stand-up should not be in the list.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I see tons of these videos, where a conscientious politician stands up for the rule of law...
...fuck all ever comes of it!
"The Attorney General of the United States has set a new low for this committee," Whitehouse said.

Shouldn't doing what Pam Bondi is accusing James Comey of doing be a scandal that would make her have to resign? In her case it's is easily proven that she lied to the committee.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
'Charlie Brown... he-he-heh'
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Well, what am i supposed to do now at 2:20am for the next three days!?!
#TheAshes
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM