Jeffery
@thegreatawk.bsky.social
Gamer, psychologically normal
so everyone's pulling out of ai; where is the money going from there? There are no cheap productive assets to slide into. Aren't all these stupid, speculative investments the pressure release mechanism for excess capital? Wouldn't be surprised if bubbles inflate but don't pop anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
so everyone's pulling out of ai; where is the money going from there? There are no cheap productive assets to slide into. Aren't all these stupid, speculative investments the pressure release mechanism for excess capital? Wouldn't be surprised if bubbles inflate but don't pop anymore.
I will destroy daylight savings time
October 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I will destroy daylight savings time
No one has anything positive to say about daylight savings time. You never hear someone go "oh boy, time to switch the clocks, I'm really looking forward to my morning being slightly brighter." you know this is bullshit
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
No one has anything positive to say about daylight savings time. You never hear someone go "oh boy, time to switch the clocks, I'm really looking forward to my morning being slightly brighter." you know this is bullshit
This Coldplay jumbotron thing is just going to let men everywhere off the hook from actually putting in some effort and taking their mistresses out on a nice date for a change
July 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This Coldplay jumbotron thing is just going to let men everywhere off the hook from actually putting in some effort and taking their mistresses out on a nice date for a change
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i'm lying down. epic style.
July 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i'm lying down. epic style.
Aggggh they plasticized me. They plasticized my circulatory system and now everyone at the science centre can see my flaccid penis
June 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Aggggh they plasticized me. They plasticized my circulatory system and now everyone at the science centre can see my flaccid penis
We were supposed to reduce the deficit together
June 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We were supposed to reduce the deficit together
Sorry, lawn, but weeds just wanted it more this year
May 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sorry, lawn, but weeds just wanted it more this year
"Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus"
Bro just compared a mountain to a different mountain 😂
*******
DEVASTATION. After 45 years unchallenged, all-star bluesky user Jeffery DESTROYS Toto's 1982 hit single, "africa"
Bro just compared a mountain to a different mountain 😂
*******
DEVASTATION. After 45 years unchallenged, all-star bluesky user Jeffery DESTROYS Toto's 1982 hit single, "africa"
May 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus"
Bro just compared a mountain to a different mountain 😂
*******
DEVASTATION. After 45 years unchallenged, all-star bluesky user Jeffery DESTROYS Toto's 1982 hit single, "africa"
Bro just compared a mountain to a different mountain 😂
*******
DEVASTATION. After 45 years unchallenged, all-star bluesky user Jeffery DESTROYS Toto's 1982 hit single, "africa"
We have the ability to do this, but no one wants to talk about it: bulldoze whatever this is and combine the great lakes into an even greater lake. The greatest lake ever.
May 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
We have the ability to do this, but no one wants to talk about it: bulldoze whatever this is and combine the great lakes into an even greater lake. The greatest lake ever.
I gotta post. I just. I got that demon in me
May 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I gotta post. I just. I got that demon in me
Dark energy and dark matter is dead and in the grave. Timescaped, lumpy universe has done away with any need for it. Expansion increases w time, and time slows with mass. It's done, it's fucking over. Marking this here and now for posterity
May 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Dark energy and dark matter is dead and in the grave. Timescaped, lumpy universe has done away with any need for it. Expansion increases w time, and time slows with mass. It's done, it's fucking over. Marking this here and now for posterity
Theological debate on whether God is a man (cock the size of a redwood) or a woman (cavernous pussy as deep as the grand canyon)
May 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Theological debate on whether God is a man (cock the size of a redwood) or a woman (cavernous pussy as deep as the grand canyon)
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Gen Z all actually think im really cool
May 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Gen Z all actually think im really cool
Tremendous skeet coming up, locked and loaded. Probably going to get a LOT more followers pretty soon. Just wanted to give my current followers (groundies) a heads up: maybe invite me on your podcast while my schedule is open. Also fyi I am pretty shy irl so you will have to do most of the talking
April 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Tremendous skeet coming up, locked and loaded. Probably going to get a LOT more followers pretty soon. Just wanted to give my current followers (groundies) a heads up: maybe invite me on your podcast while my schedule is open. Also fyi I am pretty shy irl so you will have to do most of the talking
Putting the final touches on my most banging skeet. It is going to tear this website up. Can't wait to reveal it to you all
April 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Putting the final touches on my most banging skeet. It is going to tear this website up. Can't wait to reveal it to you all
40 acres and a blow job
April 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
40 acres and a blow job
You know, he doesn't always get the appreciation he deserves but Jeffery is a dope-ass poster and I bet his cock is not shaped at all like a hockey puck
April 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know, he doesn't always get the appreciation he deserves but Jeffery is a dope-ass poster and I bet his cock is not shaped at all like a hockey puck
I think my skeets have been demonetized?
April 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I think my skeets have been demonetized?
How much of my life has been wasted segmenting grapefruit
April 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
How much of my life has been wasted segmenting grapefruit
Me, an accelerationist, grinning triumphantly as the ICE agent shoves me headfirst into a cattle car to take me to holocaust 2, the second holocaust: "You'll find, in fact, that you are only HEIGHTENING the contradictions inherent in this political system—"
April 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me, an accelerationist, grinning triumphantly as the ICE agent shoves me headfirst into a cattle car to take me to holocaust 2, the second holocaust: "You'll find, in fact, that you are only HEIGHTENING the contradictions inherent in this political system—"
Big Weather out juicing their forecasts again with "wind chill"..... I don't care about your fake metrics, just tell me what the actual temperature is. The only reason they do this is to deceive people
April 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Big Weather out juicing their forecasts again with "wind chill"..... I don't care about your fake metrics, just tell me what the actual temperature is. The only reason they do this is to deceive people