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What a long, strange trip it's been....
Republican Jesus charges more than the NFL can afford to make an appearance. And loaves would be $25 ea and fish $49.99 / lb.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hoyer lost his much-coveted draft pick when Shota called his bluff. He's done until ST.
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hoyer's shown he's only interested in reclamation projects who will exceed their previous IP sometime in July. He will never sign a long-term TOR contract.
This year's #Cubs is his bulls-eye: 6 Wrigley playoff games w/out exceeding the lux cap. And Ricketts loves him for it.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It's every NFL QB's wet dream to get to play the Barelys twice a season.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
In the modern no-defense NBA era, this is pretty much just a matter of showing up. Never played baseball, either.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Gym Jordan enabled the sexual abuse of students under his supervision and care. Since he's all for exposing "the bad guys", he can start w/ himself.
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
He was 6th in MLB in HRs allowed. His bWAR was half of the previous season at 1.5. His FIP jumped to 4.86. He'll be 32, with a completely unknown CBA coming.
He's taking the large sum of cash sitting in front of him on the table; the proverbial bird-in-the-hand. And the #Cubs are stuck w/ him.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Biblical.
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
That's how the entertainment industry works: pure market-based merit. Should the day come that the WNBA produces more entertainment value than the NBA, then WNBA players will make more than NBA players. Until then, they won't.
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fake gold.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
KKKaroline looks like she's now in her 40s. A few more visits to the plastic surgeon, and she'll have the Marde-Lardo look down cold.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
No one could have seen this breaking news coming, brought to you by ESPN Bet and DraftKings.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Cue the diatribe against the change to Commanders:
"What a woke name. People beg me all the time. 'Sir, please order changing it back. We're not racist - we love Indians. We even named a Senator after Pocahontas.'
"Should have named the team after me. Still could. So much winning."
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
He didn't "evade" anyone. He was posting to social media.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
He hates paying the lux tax because it's non-productive spending, and he agrees w/ his POBO's philosophy to do just enough to squeak into the playoffs and treat them like a crap shoot. The #Cubs will never commit top dollar as long as Ricketts owns the team.
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pretty much everything that's wrong w/ contemporary America, starting with the emphasis of "influencers" and continuing on to the marginalization of education at a major state university because all that matters is sports ball and consumer-driven status signalling.
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Compare and contrast the two conference's fan bases. What else does the typical SEC fan have to do with his time?
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A backed-up, overflowing toilet is as much as he deserves.
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You'd think that someone with that much money could afford to hire a consultant who could teach him how to properly match the cut and weight of a sports coat to the t-shirt he's wearing.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Your 2025 #Cubs team leader in bWAR, at 6.1. And to think people were beating the drums to trade him during ST because MAGA Matt was the next Ryno.
October 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Don't think, Meat."
His catcher was pointing at first.
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
He's copying the Cleveland Clowns.
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why? Because a voter felt he's not a first-ballot selection? He isn't. The problem here is the group-think that fails to recognize this, not the one person who did.
October 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Yes, your Honor. I'm so stupid that I clearly need the court to protect me from the consequences of my stupidity."
October 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So, the #Cubs are going to be playing from behind from the jump in another must-win game. His arm is toast. This should be a long RP game at the start, and then maybe Boyd if the bats can hit MIL pitching.
It's about what he can do today, not what he did in June & July.
October 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM