The Gorn Captain
@thegorncaptain.bsky.social
Yes, #StarTrek has a message & I’m gonna ram 'er right down your throat. Sorry, wrong character. I WILL be merciful & quick! HISSS! 🖖 ps- Edith Keeler Must Die
Celebrate #StarTrekDay! Because without these cats, you wouldn’t have me! Hisssss.
September 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Celebrate #StarTrekDay! Because without these cats, you wouldn’t have me! Hisssss.
You’re next. Hisssss.
May 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You’re next. Hisssss.
I object! They taste MUCH better than that! Hissssss.
May 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I object! They taste MUCH better than that! Hissssss.
Tomorrow is Yesterday:
There once was a ship lost in time,
To the ’60s—oh, what a climb!
A pilot got scooped,
Kirk’s timeline was looped,
And Spock said, “This logic’s a crime!”
Hissssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
There once was a ship lost in time,
To the ’60s—oh, what a climb!
A pilot got scooped,
Kirk’s timeline was looped,
And Spock said, “This logic’s a crime!”
Hissssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
March 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tomorrow is Yesterday:
There once was a ship lost in time,
To the ’60s—oh, what a climb!
A pilot got scooped,
Kirk’s timeline was looped,
And Spock said, “This logic’s a crime!”
Hissssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
There once was a ship lost in time,
To the ’60s—oh, what a climb!
A pilot got scooped,
Kirk’s timeline was looped,
And Spock said, “This logic’s a crime!”
Hissssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
Earthling Fail. Hisssss.
February 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Earthling Fail. Hisssss.
The Squire of Gothos
There once was a squire named Trelane,
Whose antics were quirky, insane.
He toyed with the crew,
The original Q,
Before omnipotence was in the game!
Hisssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
There once was a squire named Trelane,
Whose antics were quirky, insane.
He toyed with the crew,
The original Q,
Before omnipotence was in the game!
Hisssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
January 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Squire of Gothos
There once was a squire named Trelane,
Whose antics were quirky, insane.
He toyed with the crew,
The original Q,
Before omnipotence was in the game!
Hisssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
There once was a squire named Trelane,
Whose antics were quirky, insane.
He toyed with the crew,
The original Q,
Before omnipotence was in the game!
Hisssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
On this day, I emerged with a roar,
In a fight that made Trekkies adore.
Though I lumber and hiss,
It’s my birthday—pure bliss!
Captain Kirk, shall we battle once more?
Happy birthday to me, hissssss! 🎂🎊🎉🖖 #StarTrek
In a fight that made Trekkies adore.
Though I lumber and hiss,
It’s my birthday—pure bliss!
Captain Kirk, shall we battle once more?
Happy birthday to me, hissssss! 🎂🎊🎉🖖 #StarTrek
January 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On this day, I emerged with a roar,
In a fight that made Trekkies adore.
Though I lumber and hiss,
It’s my birthday—pure bliss!
Captain Kirk, shall we battle once more?
Happy birthday to me, hissssss! 🎂🎊🎉🖖 #StarTrek
In a fight that made Trekkies adore.
Though I lumber and hiss,
It’s my birthday—pure bliss!
Captain Kirk, shall we battle once more?
Happy birthday to me, hissssss! 🎂🎊🎉🖖 #StarTrek
On Galileo 7 they flew
With Spock leading the nervous crew.
But McCoy gave him flak
With barbs at his back
For logic that felt cold & askew.
Their plight made emotions run high
Yet Spock’s plans they could not deny.
Though teased & berated
His choices debated
He proved brains can help them not die!
With Spock leading the nervous crew.
But McCoy gave him flak
With barbs at his back
For logic that felt cold & askew.
Their plight made emotions run high
Yet Spock’s plans they could not deny.
Though teased & berated
His choices debated
He proved brains can help them not die!
December 31, 2024 at 7:09 PM
On Galileo 7 they flew
With Spock leading the nervous crew.
But McCoy gave him flak
With barbs at his back
For logic that felt cold & askew.
Their plight made emotions run high
Yet Spock’s plans they could not deny.
Though teased & berated
His choices debated
He proved brains can help them not die!
With Spock leading the nervous crew.
But McCoy gave him flak
With barbs at his back
For logic that felt cold & askew.
Their plight made emotions run high
Yet Spock’s plans they could not deny.
Though teased & berated
His choices debated
He proved brains can help them not die!
“See, I didn’t even know they came in ‘thong’. Most logical since one ends up with a wedgie anyway.”
Hisssss.
Hisssss.
December 27, 2024 at 7:58 AM
“See, I didn’t even know they came in ‘thong’. Most logical since one ends up with a wedgie anyway.”
Hisssss.
Hisssss.
HO HO HO
Hisssssssss
Hisssssssss
December 25, 2024 at 4:59 PM
HO HO HO
Hisssssssss
Hisssssssss
The holidays are here. Time to prepare for the in-laws. Sigh. Hisssss.
December 21, 2024 at 6:44 PM
The holidays are here. Time to prepare for the in-laws. Sigh. Hisssss.
I don’t care which one of you does it, but SOMEBODY should get their asses back in time to delete frickin’ Elon Musk. Hisssss.
December 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I don’t care which one of you does it, but SOMEBODY should get their asses back in time to delete frickin’ Elon Musk. Hisssss.
It doesn’t get mentioned enough, but should be said that naming your Cestus III baseball team the “Pike City Pioneers” is a real d*ck move. Like naming a team named after Custer. Hisssss.
December 17, 2024 at 11:25 PM
It doesn’t get mentioned enough, but should be said that naming your Cestus III baseball team the “Pike City Pioneers” is a real d*ck move. Like naming a team named after Custer. Hisssss.
Shore Leave:
On Shore Leave, Kirk met his old foe,
As Finnegan struck blow after blow.
While Alice ran by,
With a gleam in her eye,
The crew’s wildest thoughts stole the show!
Hissssssss
#StarTrek #StarTrekPoetry
On Shore Leave, Kirk met his old foe,
As Finnegan struck blow after blow.
While Alice ran by,
With a gleam in her eye,
The crew’s wildest thoughts stole the show!
Hissssssss
#StarTrek #StarTrekPoetry
December 17, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Shore Leave:
On Shore Leave, Kirk met his old foe,
As Finnegan struck blow after blow.
While Alice ran by,
With a gleam in her eye,
The crew’s wildest thoughts stole the show!
Hissssssss
#StarTrek #StarTrekPoetry
On Shore Leave, Kirk met his old foe,
As Finnegan struck blow after blow.
While Alice ran by,
With a gleam in her eye,
The crew’s wildest thoughts stole the show!
Hissssssss
#StarTrek #StarTrekPoetry
It’s “1970s month” on Risa and you want me to come back to work???
December 16, 2024 at 7:38 AM
It’s “1970s month” on Risa and you want me to come back to work???
It’s a wide universe with a lot of diversity of thoughts and opinions, but the one constant is: nobody wants to think of their own parents having sex. Hisssssss.
December 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM
It’s a wide universe with a lot of diversity of thoughts and opinions, but the one constant is: nobody wants to think of their own parents having sex. Hisssssss.
I bet you think because I’m a Gorn my favorite movie is a Star Trek film. Nope. Hissssss.
December 14, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I bet you think because I’m a Gorn my favorite movie is a Star Trek film. Nope. Hissssss.
Balance of Terror:
In the void where the Romulans creep,
The Enterprise took quite a leap.
Kirk faced off with flair,
While Spock showed he cared,
In a battle of wits, dark and deep.
Hisssssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
In the void where the Romulans creep,
The Enterprise took quite a leap.
Kirk faced off with flair,
While Spock showed he cared,
In a battle of wits, dark and deep.
Hisssssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
December 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Balance of Terror:
In the void where the Romulans creep,
The Enterprise took quite a leap.
Kirk faced off with flair,
While Spock showed he cared,
In a battle of wits, dark and deep.
Hisssssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
In the void where the Romulans creep,
The Enterprise took quite a leap.
Kirk faced off with flair,
While Spock showed he cared,
In a battle of wits, dark and deep.
Hisssssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched…
What? (Wrong answers only). Hisssss.
What? (Wrong answers only). Hisssss.
December 14, 2024 at 1:57 AM
For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched…
What? (Wrong answers only). Hisssss.
What? (Wrong answers only). Hisssss.
You may think because you’re warm blooded you’re better than me, but has Captain Kirk ever described YOU as “immensely strong”? I doubt it. Hissss.
December 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
You may think because you’re warm blooded you’re better than me, but has Captain Kirk ever described YOU as “immensely strong”? I doubt it. Hissss.
Humans are so petty they have to have a day to assert their own rights over every other being. #HumanRightsDay
Mood:
Mood:
December 10, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Humans are so petty they have to have a day to assert their own rights over every other being. #HumanRightsDay
Mood:
Mood:
The Conscience of the King:
There once was a play on the stage,
With secrets concealed by its page.
Kirk sought out the truth,
Of Kodos’ dark youth,
In a tale both suspenseful and sage!
Hisssssss.
Pssss- I almost skipped this one since it’s BOOORING!
#StarTrek #StarTrekPoetry
There once was a play on the stage,
With secrets concealed by its page.
Kirk sought out the truth,
Of Kodos’ dark youth,
In a tale both suspenseful and sage!
Hisssssss.
Pssss- I almost skipped this one since it’s BOOORING!
#StarTrek #StarTrekPoetry
December 10, 2024 at 1:47 AM
The Conscience of the King:
There once was a play on the stage,
With secrets concealed by its page.
Kirk sought out the truth,
Of Kodos’ dark youth,
In a tale both suspenseful and sage!
Hisssssss.
Pssss- I almost skipped this one since it’s BOOORING!
#StarTrek #StarTrekPoetry
There once was a play on the stage,
With secrets concealed by its page.
Kirk sought out the truth,
Of Kodos’ dark youth,
In a tale both suspenseful and sage!
Hisssssss.
Pssss- I almost skipped this one since it’s BOOORING!
#StarTrek #StarTrekPoetry