The Gorn Captain
@thegorncaptain.bsky.social
Yes, #StarTrek has a message & I’m gonna ram 'er right down your throat. Sorry, wrong character. I WILL be merciful & quick! HISSS! 🖖 ps- Edith Keeler Must Die
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A captain was forced to compete,
With a lizard-like foe in the heat.
With wits and a stone,
Kirk stood on his own,
And mercy made victory sweet.
#StarTrek
A captain was forced to compete,
With a lizard-like foe in the heat.
With wits and a stone,
Kirk stood on his own,
And mercy made victory sweet.
#StarTrek
Celebrate #StarTrekDay! Because without these cats, you wouldn’t have me! Hisssss.
September 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Celebrate #StarTrekDay! Because without these cats, you wouldn’t have me! Hisssss.
September 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Star Trek Lower Decks is more like actual Star Trek than Strange New Worlds. And when it’s funny it’s actually funny - not trying too hard. Hissssss.
August 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Star Trek Lower Decks is more like actual Star Trek than Strange New Worlds. And when it’s funny it’s actually funny - not trying too hard. Hissssss.
@spockresists.bsky.social are you going to let SNW get away with making a mockery out of you they way they are with my people?!? Hisssssss.
August 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@spockresists.bsky.social are you going to let SNW get away with making a mockery out of you they way they are with my people?!? Hisssssss.
What kind of an asshole brother doesn’t tell his bro that he was captured on a Gorn ship? (Or anything about them??)
Told you Kirks are jerks. Hisssss.
Told you Kirks are jerks. Hisssss.
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What kind of an asshole brother doesn’t tell his bro that he was captured on a Gorn ship? (Or anything about them??)
Told you Kirks are jerks. Hisssss.
Told you Kirks are jerks. Hisssss.
What they have done is not only completely wrong. It’s unconscionable. Hissssss.
That is NOT the Gorn.
That is NOT the Gorn.
July 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What they have done is not only completely wrong. It’s unconscionable. Hissssss.
That is NOT the Gorn.
That is NOT the Gorn.
You’re next. Hisssss.
May 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You’re next. Hisssss.
I object! They taste MUCH better than that! Hissssss.
May 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I object! They taste MUCH better than that! Hissssss.
I’ll celebrate this ball’s day when Cestus III gets its own f’n day! Hissssss.
a picture of the earth is displayed on the screen of a phone
ALT: a picture of the earth is displayed on the screen of a phone
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April 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’ll celebrate this ball’s day when Cestus III gets its own f’n day! Hissssss.
I hate to break it to you Earthlings, but as you celebrate #FirstContactDay know that a bunch of us pointed the Vulcans your way - we knew how boring they are. No one else wanted to deal with you anyway. Hisssss.
a happy first contact day greeting with a man waving
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April 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I hate to break it to you Earthlings, but as you celebrate #FirstContactDay know that a bunch of us pointed the Vulcans your way - we knew how boring they are. No one else wanted to deal with you anyway. Hisssss.
I remember that time Gul Dukat texted a group including Jake Sisko that the Dominion was about to attack some Klingons. Good days. Hisssss.
March 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I remember that time Gul Dukat texted a group including Jake Sisko that the Dominion was about to attack some Klingons. Good days. Hisssss.
Tomorrow is Yesterday:
There once was a ship lost in time,
To the ’60s—oh, what a climb!
A pilot got scooped,
Kirk’s timeline was looped,
And Spock said, “This logic’s a crime!”
Hissssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
There once was a ship lost in time,
To the ’60s—oh, what a climb!
A pilot got scooped,
Kirk’s timeline was looped,
And Spock said, “This logic’s a crime!”
Hissssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
March 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tomorrow is Yesterday:
There once was a ship lost in time,
To the ’60s—oh, what a climb!
A pilot got scooped,
Kirk’s timeline was looped,
And Spock said, “This logic’s a crime!”
Hissssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
There once was a ship lost in time,
To the ’60s—oh, what a climb!
A pilot got scooped,
Kirk’s timeline was looped,
And Spock said, “This logic’s a crime!”
Hissssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
Wow, Earthlings are WAY worse than we thought they were. Hissssss.
March 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Wow, Earthlings are WAY worse than we thought they were. Hissssss.
Earthling Fail. Hisssss.
February 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Earthling Fail. Hisssss.
The Squire of Gothos
There once was a squire named Trelane,
Whose antics were quirky, insane.
He toyed with the crew,
The original Q,
Before omnipotence was in the game!
Hisssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
There once was a squire named Trelane,
Whose antics were quirky, insane.
He toyed with the crew,
The original Q,
Before omnipotence was in the game!
Hisssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
January 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Squire of Gothos
There once was a squire named Trelane,
Whose antics were quirky, insane.
He toyed with the crew,
The original Q,
Before omnipotence was in the game!
Hisssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
There once was a squire named Trelane,
Whose antics were quirky, insane.
He toyed with the crew,
The original Q,
Before omnipotence was in the game!
Hisssssss.
#StarTrekPoetry #StarTrek
Well… I did say Section 31 should never have existed. Ouch. Hisssssss.
January 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Well… I did say Section 31 should never have existed. Ouch. Hisssssss.
Reposted by The Gorn Captain
Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
On this day, I emerged with a roar,
In a fight that made Trekkies adore.
Though I lumber and hiss,
It’s my birthday—pure bliss!
Captain Kirk, shall we battle once more?
Happy birthday to me, hissssss! 🎂🎊🎉🖖 #StarTrek
In a fight that made Trekkies adore.
Though I lumber and hiss,
It’s my birthday—pure bliss!
Captain Kirk, shall we battle once more?
Happy birthday to me, hissssss! 🎂🎊🎉🖖 #StarTrek
January 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On this day, I emerged with a roar,
In a fight that made Trekkies adore.
Though I lumber and hiss,
It’s my birthday—pure bliss!
Captain Kirk, shall we battle once more?
Happy birthday to me, hissssss! 🎂🎊🎉🖖 #StarTrek
In a fight that made Trekkies adore.
Though I lumber and hiss,
It’s my birthday—pure bliss!
Captain Kirk, shall we battle once more?
Happy birthday to me, hissssss! 🎂🎊🎉🖖 #StarTrek
Who knows what tomorrow is????? Hisssssss.
January 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Who knows what tomorrow is????? Hisssssss.
Well @benstiller.redhour.com is still a fan. So I’ve got that going for me. Hissssss.
January 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Well @benstiller.redhour.com is still a fan. So I’ve got that going for me. Hissssss.
Reposted by The Gorn Captain
Happy New Year, friends! Remember: That which does not kill us wins reelection and tries again.
Be vigilant and keep a good humor about your every day and spread laughter and good will. It’s the best inoculation against autocracy and idiocy.
Be vigilant and keep a good humor about your every day and spread laughter and good will. It’s the best inoculation against autocracy and idiocy.
January 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Happy New Year, friends! Remember: That which does not kill us wins reelection and tries again.
Be vigilant and keep a good humor about your every day and spread laughter and good will. It’s the best inoculation against autocracy and idiocy.
Be vigilant and keep a good humor about your every day and spread laughter and good will. It’s the best inoculation against autocracy and idiocy.
Reposted by The Gorn Captain
