The Good Maxwell
@thegoodmaxwell.bsky.social
Aggravated Basalt is neither rock nor crime.
Formerly a pastry chef, currently a menace.
I make food and a weird crunchy TTRPG.
Trans rights are human rights.
Think of the most vulnerable person you know and vote in their interest.
🏳️🌈
Formerly a pastry chef, currently a menace.
I make food and a weird crunchy TTRPG.
Trans rights are human rights.
Think of the most vulnerable person you know and vote in their interest.
🏳️🌈
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Only need another $400 to pay all my move-in fees!
I’ll try to do something nice for all the new patrons and channel members!!
I’ll try to do something nice for all the new patrons and channel members!!
Sharing my other links for Ko-Fi, PayPal, etc., because I’m 8 days away from moving day and only have $500 set aside for rent lol
linktr.ee/hootsontheweb
linktr.ee/hootsontheweb
August 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Only need another $400 to pay all my move-in fees!
I’ll try to do something nice for all the new patrons and channel members!!
I’ll try to do something nice for all the new patrons and channel members!!
My dog understands what it’s like to wake up every morning in 2025.
May 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My dog understands what it’s like to wake up every morning in 2025.
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social I saw your podcast. That was appalling. If you keep swinging right you’ll lose the base. We’re at a red flag genocide warning and you’re playing buddy with Charlie Kirk!? Get off your ass and fight for the goddamn people who saved you from recall!
March 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social I saw your podcast. That was appalling. If you keep swinging right you’ll lose the base. We’re at a red flag genocide warning and you’re playing buddy with Charlie Kirk!? Get off your ass and fight for the goddamn people who saved you from recall!
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How many lies has Joanne ("J.K.") Rowling told about her former poverty, and how much of it was fabricated by the media?
Let's find out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFU...
Let's find out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFU...
J. K. Rowling: The Real Story
YouTube video by Caelan Conrad
www.youtube.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
How many lies has Joanne ("J.K.") Rowling told about her former poverty, and how much of it was fabricated by the media?
Let's find out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFU...
Let's find out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFU...
I cannot stop thinking about this house near me that appears to have a shrine to Christopher Walken on it.
March 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I cannot stop thinking about this house near me that appears to have a shrine to Christopher Walken on it.
It’s funny how you can accurately describe zoetropes in the dumbest way possible because when they aren’t moving they don’t look like they are moving, but when they are moving they appear to move.
March 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It’s funny how you can accurately describe zoetropes in the dumbest way possible because when they aren’t moving they don’t look like they are moving, but when they are moving they appear to move.
Alternate reality coffee break. Two shots of espresso over ice, topped with a can of possibly discontinued cherry blossom La Croix. It’s basically a carbonated iced americano. Very floral and almond adjacent. 🍽️
February 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Alternate reality coffee break. Two shots of espresso over ice, topped with a can of possibly discontinued cherry blossom La Croix. It’s basically a carbonated iced americano. Very floral and almond adjacent. 🍽️
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I took a two months off to deal with the diagnosis and get my shit together, but not working meant not getting paid, (no sponsors, no real adsense) Ya girl is in the negative for the first time in the while after picking up my meds. If you got some bucks laying around:
ko-fi.com/caelan
ko-fi.com/caelan
Support CaelanConrad on Ko-fi! ❤️. ko-fi.com/caelan
Support CaelanConrad On Ko-fi. Ko-fi lets you support the people and causes you love with small donations
ko-fi.com
February 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I took a two months off to deal with the diagnosis and get my shit together, but not working meant not getting paid, (no sponsors, no real adsense) Ya girl is in the negative for the first time in the while after picking up my meds. If you got some bucks laying around:
ko-fi.com/caelan
ko-fi.com/caelan
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“It turns out the social fabric was good for business, so sorry guys, we’re trying to find the guy who did this.”
February 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“It turns out the social fabric was good for business, so sorry guys, we’re trying to find the guy who did this.”
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Maybe if I was an elected official during a constitutional crisis I would show up to meetings. Not just the meetings where they announce stuff will happen.
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Maybe if I was an elected official during a constitutional crisis I would show up to meetings. Not just the meetings where they announce stuff will happen.
It’s been months now, and the fact that nowhere else has vibes like Amemura is heartbreaking.
February 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s been months now, and the fact that nowhere else has vibes like Amemura is heartbreaking.
The electoral college is DEI for red states.
February 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The electoral college is DEI for red states.
When you asked me how I was doing today and I said I was a high-tech low-life bisexual suffering from a monotony-driven malaise, I meant it sincerely.
February 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When you asked me how I was doing today and I said I was a high-tech low-life bisexual suffering from a monotony-driven malaise, I meant it sincerely.
John F. Kennedy: 'Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make dance dance revolution inevitable.'
January 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
John F. Kennedy: 'Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make dance dance revolution inevitable.'
Okay so my day did not get any more normal after that butt dial.
January 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Okay so my day did not get any more normal after that butt dial.
I want you all to know that I’m fine, no matter what my semi-estranged family says. 🍽️
January 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I want you all to know that I’m fine, no matter what my semi-estranged family says. 🍽️
I opened my notes app for the first time in like four years and I have no idea what I was using it for.
January 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I opened my notes app for the first time in like four years and I have no idea what I was using it for.
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BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Having a full time job is a huge bummer. I feel like we, especially me, would all be better off if I was left to my own devices. My devices are making silly little cakes and writing stories about sad stars and angry ghosts.
December 11, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Having a full time job is a huge bummer. I feel like we, especially me, would all be better off if I was left to my own devices. My devices are making silly little cakes and writing stories about sad stars and angry ghosts.
Sometimes it’s pozole times.
Pork pozole. Broth made with trotters and shoulder. Homemade chile colorado.
Topped with cilantro, onions, and lime juice pickled radishes. 🍽️
Pork pozole. Broth made with trotters and shoulder. Homemade chile colorado.
Topped with cilantro, onions, and lime juice pickled radishes. 🍽️
December 10, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Sometimes it’s pozole times.
Pork pozole. Broth made with trotters and shoulder. Homemade chile colorado.
Topped with cilantro, onions, and lime juice pickled radishes. 🍽️
Pork pozole. Broth made with trotters and shoulder. Homemade chile colorado.
Topped with cilantro, onions, and lime juice pickled radishes. 🍽️
I don’t even know what’s real anymore.
December 10, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I don’t even know what’s real anymore.
Oh hey, is it cookie time?
Top cookies are chocolate walnut gevuldes. Bottom cookies are lemon butter cookies with freeze dried blueberry frosting. 🍽️
Top cookies are chocolate walnut gevuldes. Bottom cookies are lemon butter cookies with freeze dried blueberry frosting. 🍽️
December 10, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Oh hey, is it cookie time?
Top cookies are chocolate walnut gevuldes. Bottom cookies are lemon butter cookies with freeze dried blueberry frosting. 🍽️
Top cookies are chocolate walnut gevuldes. Bottom cookies are lemon butter cookies with freeze dried blueberry frosting. 🍽️
My amazing support group: Please just sit down and work on the lorebook, it doesn’t have to be Shakespeare. We know you can write.
Me five minutes into writing:
What are words tho?
Like, what the hell?
And you need a lot of them?
Definitely more than six.
Me five minutes into writing:
What are words tho?
Like, what the hell?
And you need a lot of them?
Definitely more than six.
December 10, 2024 at 12:40 AM
My amazing support group: Please just sit down and work on the lorebook, it doesn’t have to be Shakespeare. We know you can write.
Me five minutes into writing:
What are words tho?
Like, what the hell?
And you need a lot of them?
Definitely more than six.
Me five minutes into writing:
What are words tho?
Like, what the hell?
And you need a lot of them?
Definitely more than six.