Just to recap, 10 years ago Sen Ernst told us a heart warming story about wearing bread bags on her feet to school.

This year she loudly reminded us, twice, we're all going to die.

GOP messaging is wild in 2025.

Coming in at just under the wire... 81 days of marriage till I looked up that fraud was a reason for annulment.

Ciao baby.

Elam's Drive-In. It closed when I was a kid, but I can still taste the root beer. It was magical.

The Pope passed away the other night and I'm honestly sad about it. He seemed like a nice enough guy with an progressive message of togetherness for the church that I thought was positive.

Clearly that guy had to die.

This ad is perfect expect for....

"I'm 40 there's no cake"

Bitch you're why people fear 40.

There should be many, different flavored, cupcakes. Celebrate.

But sure, meritocracy. Got it.

They become teenagers and we litter train them... And they make a wreck out of the bathroom. And we routinely have to clean their shit boxes.

Yet we fall in line to cater to these tiny little terrorists. And wipe their butts.

Because yes, both human and cat butts need proper cleaning after birth to prevent death. Human mothers and fathers provide this task.
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Meanwhile, If you that present off Amazon? Cats ignore it and sit in the box. Because they're asshoes. Kids? Pull out all the parts, discard the instructions, tell you "this won't be too hard", then run off shouting to their sister "OMG LOOK! BUBBLE WRAP!!!Ohhhh!!!" Because they're assholes.

Kids really are like fucking cats and I don't know why more people don't see this. Sure they can be adorable, but they pester the s*** out of you when they're hungry. "Is it done yet!!?" Fluffly's at your ankles: "Meeeoww bitch!!?"

Hello bluesky. I'm ready to make you terrible.