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Texas Toon
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Englishman living in Texas | Newcastle United | F1 | Star Wars | 3D Printing | NASA | Jake Humphrey’s Mum’s biggest fan.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Can’t argue with this, his confidence was in the toilet after his howler.
This one is on Pope. Never do the shaming thing normally, but this is on him.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Pardew took the team talk at half time.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Fucking shite.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pope mistakenly thought he was a footballer
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Thiaw is like prime Woodgate levels. #NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“Working from home” #NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Barnes, Barnes will tear you apart, again….. #NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I hope Joelinton comes on and kicks Greenwood up in the air #NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“Why do you want a 3D Printer? What will you even make?” Yeah, a life size Predator skull for my wall, I think. #3DPrinting
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Good, now I can listen to podcasts again lol #NUFC
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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A MASSIVE WIN AT ST. JAMES' PARK!! 😍😍😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Fuck me, my blood pressure is off the charts, what a win. #NUFC
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We definitely play to the level of the opposition, don’t we. #NUFC
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fuck sake, Barnes
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Woltemade looking more threatening today than he has been for us lately #NUFC
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
220 days since Isak has scored a premier league goal from open play. Bargain.
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Lolerpool
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Two keepers on the bench is just infuriating #NUFC
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Everytime I see this picture I think he’s taking a piss, Wissa the pisser.
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Saturday at St. James' Park 💪🔜
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM