The FPL Kiwi
@thefplkiwi.bsky.social
Former member of the analytic illuminati, FPL-modelling 🥝 //
Peaked in 21/22 1.8k, MD 61st //
25/26 AE100 qualifier, ID 404
Peaked in 21/22 1.8k, MD 61st //
25/26 AE100 qualifier, ID 404
Didn't think "Salah is inevitable" could get even more extreme this week 😂🥝
August 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Didn't think "Salah is inevitable" could get even more extreme this week 😂🥝
Glad I have a strong bench 💪🥝
August 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Glad I have a strong bench 💪🥝
Planning for tomorrow by unleashing my inner artist 🥝
August 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Planning for tomorrow by unleashing my inner artist 🥝
6 person auction-style draft, 100m budget, bid in increments of 1m.
How much would you have bid for these players? 🤔
How much would you have bid for these players? 🤔
August 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
6 person auction-style draft, 100m budget, bid in increments of 1m.
How much would you have bid for these players? 🤔
How much would you have bid for these players? 🤔
That's all the thinking I'm willing to do for a few weeks 🥝
July 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
That's all the thinking I'm willing to do for a few weeks 🥝
Not a fan of the new @officialfpl.bsky.social website - seems way clunkier than it used to be on mobile. Don't want to be forced to use the app although I imagine it's similar anyway 🙃🥝
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July 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Not a fan of the new @officialfpl.bsky.social website - seems way clunkier than it used to be on mobile. Don't want to be forced to use the app although I imagine it's similar anyway 🙃🥝
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Seems like this is rare so here's a quick thread on:
- How I think about captaincy decisions near the end of the season
- How I came to consider Palmer specifically
- What swayed me to put the armband on him
- What factors to look for to up your game and take appropriate risks 💪🥝...
- How I think about captaincy decisions near the end of the season
- How I came to consider Palmer specifically
- What swayed me to put the armband on him
- What factors to look for to up your game and take appropriate risks 💪🥝...
May 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Seems like this is rare so here's a quick thread on:
- How I think about captaincy decisions near the end of the season
- How I came to consider Palmer specifically
- What swayed me to put the armband on him
- What factors to look for to up your game and take appropriate risks 💪🥝...
- How I think about captaincy decisions near the end of the season
- How I came to consider Palmer specifically
- What swayed me to put the armband on him
- What factors to look for to up your game and take appropriate risks 💪🥝...
Gilbert Lawson vibes 🥝
April 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Gilbert Lawson vibes 🥝
Excellent point - I have to be more careful in future.
I think there's something wrong with my app still, looks like a display bug. Hoping it's fixed before next deadline 🙏🥝
I think there's something wrong with my app still, looks like a display bug. Hoping it's fixed before next deadline 🙏🥝
April 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Excellent point - I have to be more careful in future.
I think there's something wrong with my app still, looks like a display bug. Hoping it's fixed before next deadline 🙏🥝
I think there's something wrong with my app still, looks like a display bug. Hoping it's fixed before next deadline 🙏🥝
Had a look at a few permutations throughout the day - main structural decision on my budget was Saka or not. I think this is slightly more robust with the option to bring Saka in later, and not fully committed to a particular chip strategy.
Last minute choices were Ederson and no Saka 🤔🥝.
Last minute choices were Ederson and no Saka 🤔🥝.
April 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Had a look at a few permutations throughout the day - main structural decision on my budget was Saka or not. I think this is slightly more robust with the option to bring Saka in later, and not fully committed to a particular chip strategy.
Last minute choices were Ederson and no Saka 🤔🥝.
Last minute choices were Ederson and no Saka 🤔🥝.
WC30... Feels like home 🥰🥝
April 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
WC30... Feels like home 🥰🥝
Hi sorry asking here for completeness - I have set some custom fixture probabilities but the binary fixture solver seems to think there is no fixture uncertainty? 🤔🥝
April 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Hi sorry asking here for completeness - I have set some custom fixture probabilities but the binary fixture solver seems to think there is no fixture uncertainty? 🤔🥝
Successfully distracted me from Salah for a couple hours 🔦🥝
February 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Successfully distracted me from Salah for a couple hours 🔦🥝
Think that makes up for Palmer captaincy miss (this is my work league) 📈🥝
(website is @fplgameweek.com)
(website is @fplgameweek.com)
February 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Think that makes up for Palmer captaincy miss (this is my work league) 📈🥝
(website is @fplgameweek.com)
(website is @fplgameweek.com)
Cooked up a little something this morning 🍳🍅🥝:
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Cooked up a little something this morning 🍳🍅🥝:
Post a picture you took to bring some zen to the timeline 🥝
November 16, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Post a picture you took to bring some zen to the timeline 🥝
Accuracy of betting markets on very specific things aside (I have taken this one on before so don't have huge faith in it), here is a source for what at least some people expect.
66.25/70.25 over the rest of the season, or one every 3.84-4.08 games, or a rate equivalent to 93.2-98.9 per season 🥝:
66.25/70.25 over the rest of the season, or one every 3.84-4.08 games, or a rate equivalent to 93.2-98.9 per season 🥝:
November 14, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Accuracy of betting markets on very specific things aside (I have taken this one on before so don't have huge faith in it), here is a source for what at least some people expect.
66.25/70.25 over the rest of the season, or one every 3.84-4.08 games, or a rate equivalent to 93.2-98.9 per season 🥝:
66.25/70.25 over the rest of the season, or one every 3.84-4.08 games, or a rate equivalent to 93.2-98.9 per season 🥝:
How can I be identifiable at an FPL meet-up? Great question 🥝....
November 14, 2024 at 7:12 AM
How can I be identifiable at an FPL meet-up? Great question 🥝....