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Laura
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thank u jose this is adorable
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
somehow made the fantasy football playoffs in my denver league but just barely got edged out in my omaha league. that sun god injury on thanksgiving was unfortunately the nail in the coffin smh my head
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
can’t wait to get turnt at casa bonita during my company christmas party this week
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
rewatching haunting of hill house and forgot what a banger “two storms” is, an actual masterpiece
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
as if i needed my ego inflated any higher…. my 6 month review just went extremely well and i was told i’m doing the best out of everyone in the firm, even compared to people who’ve been there for a few years
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my boyfriend went to tbell without me yesterday. this isn’t a complaint, i’m actually amazed. he didn’t even want to get it with me like a year ago, look at him now :’)
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
shoutout to my mom for getting peacock to watch sports, now i can finally catch up on all of my real housewives
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
how did netflix fuck up the season 5 drop of scissor seven so bad wtf
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i do love playing fantasy football but sometimes it makes me want to jump off a fucking ledge lmaooooo
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
bennett stirtz… this white boy sure can hoop
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
it’s my goal to not be sick during the holidays this year. i had strep on thanksgiving and norovirus on christmas last year, and that shit sucked
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
watching the season 2 finale of twin peaks and this is the weird shit i was missing most of this season
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
there is no one more indignant than a men’s basketball player getting called for a foul
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
that shot of jesse plemons as young plutarch… god they were cooking with that casting choice
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
it’s depressing how shitty my hair looks in colorado vs anywhere with a single ounce of moisture in the air
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
yung lean just posted a pic of him in front of the gorilla at the dodge street king kong and i have no one else to freak out about this with
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
9-2 broncos let’s goooooooooo
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
it happened to me: i reported unattended baggage to airport personnel
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
the coach beam news is absolutely tragic. out of the 3 football coaches on that show he seemed like the most genuine & caring one
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
why is it 75 degrees in the middle of november
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
can’t stop thinking about the drag ballerina cappuccino i saw this weekend with @npmbimbo.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
going up against the JT owner the week that JT is on bye thank you fantasy football jesus
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
just watched the pluribus pilot
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
stood in line with matty healy at the diner today LOL
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM