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Laura
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December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
as if i needed my ego inflated any higher…. my 6 month review just went extremely well and i was told i’m doing the best out of everyone in the firm, even compared to people who’ve been there for a few years
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my boyfriend went to tbell without me yesterday. this isn’t a complaint, i’m actually amazed. he didn’t even want to get it with me like a year ago, look at him now :’)
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
shoutout to my mom for getting peacock to watch sports, now i can finally catch up on all of my real housewives
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
how did netflix fuck up the season 5 drop of scissor seven so bad wtf
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i do love playing fantasy football but sometimes it makes me want to jump off a fucking ledge lmaooooo
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
bennett stirtz… this white boy sure can hoop
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
it’s my goal to not be sick during the holidays this year. i had strep on thanksgiving and norovirus on christmas last year, and that shit sucked
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
watching the season 2 finale of twin peaks and this is the weird shit i was missing most of this season
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
there is no one more indignant than a men’s basketball player getting called for a foul
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
that shot of jesse plemons as young plutarch… god they were cooking with that casting choice
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
it’s depressing how shitty my hair looks in colorado vs anywhere with a single ounce of moisture in the air
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
yung lean just posted a pic of him in front of the gorilla at the dodge street king kong and i have no one else to freak out about this with
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
9-2 broncos let’s goooooooooo
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
it happened to me: i reported unattended baggage to airport personnel
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
the coach beam news is absolutely tragic. out of the 3 football coaches on that show he seemed like the most genuine & caring one
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
why is it 75 degrees in the middle of november
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
can’t stop thinking about the drag ballerina cappuccino i saw this weekend with @npmbimbo.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
going up against the JT owner the week that JT is on bye thank you fantasy football jesus
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
just watched the pluribus pilot
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
stood in line with matty healy at the diner today LOL
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
getting a mosquito bite on a fresh tattoo isn’t a hell that i would wish upon my worst enemy
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
our flight home got cancelled bc of the shutdown “lol”
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
went to the climbing gym in LA and was absolutely drenched in sweat from the 60% humidity. my colorado bones ain’t built for this no more
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
brock bowers i love u
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM