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JD Vance Spends Night at Alcatraz After Staff Forgets Him There

#PoliticalSatire #BlueskyHumor #JDVanceParody #AlcatrazAdventures #CrumblingAmerica
May 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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“I want my final moments to reflect how I lived; randomly dispersed, brash without reason, and constantly interrupting someone else’s story,” she said.

#ADHDHumor #NeurodivergentBluesky #SatireZone #WeirdBluesky
May 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Tartine Bakery Line Triggers Flashbacks for Soviet Grandma: ‘Is this for Soap or Potatoes?’

#TartineLine #SFWeirdness #SatiricalNews #BreadOrPotatoes #SovietGrandmaChronicles
May 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Touchless Car Wash Lot Enters 7th Year of Flawless Untouched Record

#Satire #UrbanAbsurdism #SFWeirdness #TouchlessButForever
May 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Local Woman Balancing Golden Doodle, Iced Latte, and iPhone Still Finds Time to Honk at Cyclist

#Satire #SanFrancisco #GoldenDoodleEnergy #TechLife #BikeVsCar #ModernLife
May 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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SFMTA Announces Latest Budget Cut: Detaching Post-Accordion Half of 38-Geary Mid-Route

#SFMTA #38Geary #Satire #TransitHumor #budgetcuts
April 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Therapist Counsels Hunter-Gatherer that Providing for Entire Tribe is Classic Trauma Response

#SatiricalHeadlines #BurnoutSatire #TherapySpeak #PrehistoricHumor #FakeNewsEnergy
April 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Browns Announce Spiritual Rebuild by Selecting New Pope with 5th Overall Pick

#Browns #NFL #Satire #FootballHumor #DraftDay #SportsSatire
April 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Running Out of Space for Stickers on Hydroflask, Local Woman Gets Her First Tattoo

#satire #funny #tattoos #stickerculture #hydroflask
April 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Mistaking it as Universal Status Symbol, Man Tries to Skip Line at Marina Bar by Flashing Ikon Pass to Bouncer

#SanFrancisco #MarinaBar #IkonPassFlex #BayAreaVibes #SkiBumEnergy
April 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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China Tariff Results In: Nation’s Long Forgotten Autocracy Industry Roars Back to ‘Very Best, No One Does it Like We Do’ Status

#Tariffcore #LocalDespotism #HomemadeAuthoritarianism #NobodyAutocratsLikeUs
April 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Friends Who Can’t Even Stand Each Other For Three Hours Dream of Living on a Commune Together

#CommunePosting #ModernDystopia #FriendshipInCrisis #AltLiving
April 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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With inflation at “peasants-with-pitchforks-at-your-door” levels, he declared the national economy is now poised to bounce back—thanks to the removal of the haunted bike lane.

#BikeLanes #UrbanismMeme #ValenciaSt #EconSatire #TransportHumor #MissionSF
April 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Harvard Sues the White House, Setting Up Clash Between Out-of-Touch Elitist Institution and Harvard

#Harvard #WhiteHouse #ElitismWars #Satire #AcademiaClash
April 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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BREAKING: Hegseth Leaked Classified Info in Partiful Invite, Still Received Zero RSVPs

#Satire #ParodyNews #Politics #Hegseth
April 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Local Father Celebrates 4/21 by Pedaling Past Hippie Hill with Kids, Praying for Contact High

#420WithKids #BayAreaAbsurdism #SatiricalParenting #PassiveToking #BikingForBliss
April 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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In Stark Reversal of Regular Sunday Plans, Haight Man Spends Entire Afternoon Stoned at Hippie Hill

#HippieHillChronicles #HaightAndBaked #PeakSF #SundayRegression #420Lore #BayAreaBluesky
April 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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4/20 Preppers Camp Outside Dispensary for First Crack at Sativa and Slight Paranoia

#420Sky #WeedPosting #BskyStoners #satire
April 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The Golden State Warriors have made a bold postseason move, adding author and podcaster Ezra Klein to their coaching staff ahead of their playoff series with Houston.

#citycore #nimby #ezraklein #goldenstatewarriors #housing
April 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Victory for transit lovers. Waymo finds a new underground home!

#TunnelTime #TransitWins #RobotReckoning #BayAreaBluesky
April 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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As votes continue to be tallied, Perfectionists for a Perfect Oakland announced their recall campaign against whoever wins. “We’re just getting a head start,” said one supporter. “The winner won’t represent me 100% of the time, and that’s unacceptable."

#oaklandmayor #satire #civichumor #bayarea
April 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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As Climate Disaster Nears, Trump Places Tariffs on Hikes and Strolls to Reduce Dependency on the Outdoors

#SatireZone #BayAreaBanter #ClimateClownery#OutdoorsTax #climatechange
April 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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BREAKING: Blue Origin Re-Entry Causes Confusion with Department of Homeland Security, Redirected to Land at El Salvadorian Prison

#BlueOriginOops #JeffBezosStrikesAgain #NotQuiteNASA #satire
April 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Don’t leave money on the table this tax season! Remember to claim all codependents including exes and moms.

#IRShumor #codependency #claimyourex #satirenews #taxtimelaughs
April 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Sunset District Supervisor Proposes to Rezone Ocean Beach Park as Single-Family Park. “This park has had too many visitors lately,” the Supervisor said. “We need to preserve its peaceful, low-density nature."

#YIMBYHumor #BayAreaBureaucracy #CivicComedy #FakeButPlausible
April 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM