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Did something different with my bangs and it feels like this.
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Did something different with my bangs and it feels like this.
Post-Marty Supreme ladies' room discourse: they liked, but did not love it. Many upset about the dog (who was fine by the way!)
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Post-Marty Supreme ladies' room discourse: they liked, but did not love it. Many upset about the dog (who was fine by the way!)
Once again.
We need a website like Goodreads but for people with good taste in books.
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Once again.
Starting to feel the urge to comment on news stories, but I've decided to just acknowledge my negative impulse without letting it control me.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Starting to feel the urge to comment on news stories, but I've decided to just acknowledge my negative impulse without letting it control me.
Not enough hockey on Heated Rivalry.
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Not enough hockey on Heated Rivalry.
Sports betting available on your phone, but I have to buy lottery tickets with cash? Sexism.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sports betting available on your phone, but I have to buy lottery tickets with cash? Sexism.
Important One Battle After Another discourse we need to have: what is Tony Goldwyn's skincare routine? Has Sean Penn ever heard of sunscreen? These men are the same age.
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Important One Battle After Another discourse we need to have: what is Tony Goldwyn's skincare routine? Has Sean Penn ever heard of sunscreen? These men are the same age.
Calling in sick with mitochondrial challenges.
August 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Calling in sick with mitochondrial challenges.
I guess you go to war with the Gavin Newsom you've got.
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I guess you go to war with the Gavin Newsom you've got.
I have seen the phrase "AI Vegan" a few times to refer to people who don't want to use AI for ethical reasons and I am announcing my self as That Phrase Vegan.
August 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I have seen the phrase "AI Vegan" a few times to refer to people who don't want to use AI for ethical reasons and I am announcing my self as That Phrase Vegan.
My dog runs a similar criminal enterprise but he trafficks mainly in ponytail holders and beer bottle caps.
July 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My dog runs a similar criminal enterprise but he trafficks mainly in ponytail holders and beer bottle caps.
Most neologisms are try-hard and annoying but they really nailed it with slop.
July 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Most neologisms are try-hard and annoying but they really nailed it with slop.
I tried to rescue this stuck delivery robot but it was too heavy.
July 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I tried to rescue this stuck delivery robot but it was too heavy.
CNN is referring to what is happening in the Senate as a "vote-a-rama" in case things weren't disgusting enough.
July 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
CNN is referring to what is happening in the Senate as a "vote-a-rama" in case things weren't disgusting enough.
We need a website like Goodreads but for people with good taste in books.
June 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We need a website like Goodreads but for people with good taste in books.
"Juneteenth on CNN is brought to you by Ancestry.com." Capitalism undefeated.
June 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Juneteenth on CNN is brought to you by Ancestry.com." Capitalism undefeated.
My biggest use of AI is reading the Google Gemini email thread summaries and ruminating on all the ways I would not understand what is happening if I read only the summaries.
June 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My biggest use of AI is reading the Google Gemini email thread summaries and ruminating on all the ways I would not understand what is happening if I read only the summaries.
Oh no my weekend catch up work went late enough that Korea and Australia logged on and are dragging me into Monday.
June 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Oh no my weekend catch up work went late enough that Korea and Australia logged on and are dragging me into Monday.
Watching a true crime documentary where the detective’s interrogation style is “Nathan Fielder”. Very effective!
June 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Watching a true crime documentary where the detective’s interrogation style is “Nathan Fielder”. Very effective!
Remember when that guy threw a shoe at Bush and he ducked it? We used to be a country. Am I doing this right?
June 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Remember when that guy threw a shoe at Bush and he ducked it? We used to be a country. Am I doing this right?
I've seen so many Waymos today that aren't on fire. Sad.
June 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I've seen so many Waymos today that aren't on fire. Sad.
Why must I feel the embarrassment other people cannot? (You know who.)
June 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Why must I feel the embarrassment other people cannot? (You know who.)
The right tinted lip balm could fix me.
May 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The right tinted lip balm could fix me.
Man on the Inside is a cute tv show as long as I don't think about how much this retirement home must cost.
May 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Man on the Inside is a cute tv show as long as I don't think about how much this retirement home must cost.
I've rewatched all the Missions Impossible and I'm here to declare that jumping/falling/skydiving stunts <<<< dangling from/free climbing a cliff/building/train/plane stunts.
May 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I've rewatched all the Missions Impossible and I'm here to declare that jumping/falling/skydiving stunts <<<< dangling from/free climbing a cliff/building/train/plane stunts.