Elizabeth Metz
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Elizabeth Metz
@thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Illustrator, writer, nonprofit staffer, Reds fan, bookworm, pedestrian, houseplant and voting rights enthusiast. She/her. What, people who like baseball can't like books?

📍Cincinnati, OH

https://www.elizabeth-metz.com
I always heard it as A, but B is intriguing and could also work.

... Buuuuuut, upon further reflection, I don't think the "a moment" modifier would be necessary in scenario B. So I'm going to say A, with conviction this time.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
(1) don’t over spice the pumpkin pie. I want to taste the pumpkin!

(2) if you’ve only had canned cranberry sauce and therefore think you don’t like it, try homemade! It’s so easy and brings much needed acid to the plate.

(3) I love stuffing / dressing / whatever you call it the most.
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I need this on a Lisa Frank folder.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Listen, on my favorite sci fi comedy TV show a few years ago, one woman accidentally knocked up another woman due to alien biology. So not an insane train of thought.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Ooh, if someone writes this story I want them to dig into recent history a bit, because I HAVE to know how Jay Bruce's hair always looked so perfect.

No matter the weather, no matter what he'd been doing on the field, he'd take off a hat or a helmet, and.... whoosh, swoopy perfection.
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I tried it a while ago! It was good! Reminded me a little bit of Ben and Jerry's erstwhile delicious Oatmeal Cookie ice cream. I guess it was the cinnamon and the crunchiness?
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The Mona Lisa Vanishes, forever and always!

In fiction, I enjoyed Portrait of a Thief by Grace D. Li. And it's been years since I read it, but I remember really liking E.L. Konigsburg's The Mysterious Edge of the Heroic World when it first came out.
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This reply sent me down a very interesting Wikipedia rabbit hole the other day, so thank you!
October 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Reading
Galbraith
Cheviot
Mariemont
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM