The Fifth Teletubbie
@thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social
Unitarian Universalist / VHEM / misanthropic socialist / aspiring writer / employed / married
Using bitter comedy as a coping mechanism
Using bitter comedy as a coping mechanism
Pinned
Laziness is the mother of invention, not necessity.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
this is the only social media I have, and I still mostly hate it. good job, bluesky!
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
this is the only social media I have, and I still mostly hate it. good job, bluesky!
I really honestly don't think impeachment exists anymore.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I really honestly don't think impeachment exists anymore.
Not an Onion headline, very real and very fucked
TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.
TikTok U.S. Sale to Close Next Month: Oracle and Silver Lake Confirmed in Buyer Consortium
Abu Dhabi's state investment fund will also be a managing investor.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Not an Onion headline, very real and very fucked
Something about having to watch an ad for toilet paper before watching Trump's address on the CSPAN YouTube account makes me feel dirty.
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Something about having to watch an ad for toilet paper before watching Trump's address on the CSPAN YouTube account makes me feel dirty.
Ohhhhhhhh shit! David Brooks got 'steined!
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ohhhhhhhh shit! David Brooks got 'steined!
What fuckery is this?
Trump Media is buying an energy company; shares of DJT rose 33 percent on Thursday. [CNBC]
Trump Media announces $6 billion merger with fusion company TAE Technologies; DJT stock soars 33%
Trump Media and Technology Group announced a merger agreement with fusion power company TAE Technologies valued at more than $6 billion.
www.cnbc.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What fuckery is this?
Teetotaling Trump rescheduled cannabis when Obama and Biden and Clinton (of all people) failed to do so, even after promising to look into it. Absurd.
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Teetotaling Trump rescheduled cannabis when Obama and Biden and Clinton (of all people) failed to do so, even after promising to look into it. Absurd.
So I feel like we don't talk enough about how America absorbed Nazi science, then did nothing to ward against their culture once those war criminals were in prominence.
December 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So I feel like we don't talk enough about how America absorbed Nazi science, then did nothing to ward against their culture once those war criminals were in prominence.
Dan Bongino leaving his post is actually so damning of the FBI and so deliciously funny.
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Dan Bongino leaving his post is actually so damning of the FBI and so deliciously funny.
AI, write me a headline about Hollywood news in the style of Hollywood journalism.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
AI, write me a headline about Hollywood news in the style of Hollywood journalism.
The state of Texas can suck my dick. I heard there's a fifth shale revolution hiding in my balls.
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The state of Texas can suck my dick. I heard there's a fifth shale revolution hiding in my balls.
Still waiting for a gold-engraved invitation to do literally anything about this, I guess.
🚨 BREAKING: Oversight Dems received 95,000 new photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate. These disturbing images raise even more questions about Epstein and his relationships with some of the most powerful men in the world.
Time to end this White House cover-up. Release the files!
Time to end this White House cover-up. Release the files!
December 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Still waiting for a gold-engraved invitation to do literally anything about this, I guess.
I hope Thomas Massie experiences so many deja vus in one day that he begins to question his sanity.
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I hope Thomas Massie experiences so many deja vus in one day that he begins to question his sanity.
A restraining order against ICE is a very funny thing to have been issued by a judge.
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A restraining order against ICE is a very funny thing to have been issued by a judge.
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The Houthis:
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The Houthis:
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
Check out the Drey Dossier on substack, good stuff!
She makes a great case for this Netflix-Warner merger potentially being a Trojan Horse, priming a spinoff of their cable assets to Larry Ellison, in turn allowing a GOP takeover of CNN before midterms. Big scary!
She makes a great case for this Netflix-Warner merger potentially being a Trojan Horse, priming a spinoff of their cable assets to Larry Ellison, in turn allowing a GOP takeover of CNN before midterms. Big scary!
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Check out the Drey Dossier on substack, good stuff!
She makes a great case for this Netflix-Warner merger potentially being a Trojan Horse, priming a spinoff of their cable assets to Larry Ellison, in turn allowing a GOP takeover of CNN before midterms. Big scary!
She makes a great case for this Netflix-Warner merger potentially being a Trojan Horse, priming a spinoff of their cable assets to Larry Ellison, in turn allowing a GOP takeover of CNN before midterms. Big scary!
The real irony is that I didn't quit Magic the Gathering until they returned to Lorwyn. No regrets.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The real irony is that I didn't quit Magic the Gathering until they returned to Lorwyn. No regrets.
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The White House just released their #SpotifyWrapped. Here’s the songs they listen to while tuning out the American people.
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The White House just released their #SpotifyWrapped. Here’s the songs they listen to while tuning out the American people.
I ain't worried about AI destroying the world like a super-weapon, and I ain't worried about it taking my job. I do, however, have a few concerns for the fabric of truth and the stability of institutions.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I ain't worried about AI destroying the world like a super-weapon, and I ain't worried about it taking my job. I do, however, have a few concerns for the fabric of truth and the stability of institutions.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Nah, fuck Mandela Barnes.
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Nah, fuck Mandela Barnes.
This post will be taught in schools one day, and it will either be a cautionary tale or a recited oath.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This post will be taught in schools one day, and it will either be a cautionary tale or a recited oath.
I wonder if anyone in the White House knows what concern feels like, as an emotion.
apnews.com/article/hond...
apnews.com/article/hond...
Former Honduras President Hernández freed after Trump pardon
The wife of former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández says he has been released from prison following a pardon from President Donald Trump. The U.S.
apnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I wonder if anyone in the White House knows what concern feels like, as an emotion.
apnews.com/article/hond...
apnews.com/article/hond...