Ferrett Steinmetz
@theferrett.bsky.social
Writer of FLEX/SOL MAJESTIC/my new book series, DRAGON KINGS OF OKLAHOMA. Quietly (re)connecting with friends, nothing more. Please don't make this weird.
Even if Donald doesn't cheat, the Democrats could still easily lose:
September 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Even if Donald doesn't cheat, the Democrats could still easily lose:
So proud to live in the fine state of Ohio
September 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
So proud to live in the fine state of Ohio
Yet when there's a ten-part miniseries showing us how Surf Dracula painstakingly learns to do a perfect tube ride, they claim it's too boring.
September 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Yet when there's a ten-part miniseries showing us how Surf Dracula painstakingly learns to do a perfect tube ride, they claim it's too boring.
Today marks the start of Bisexuality Visibility Month, so don't forget to buy your favorite bisexual the standard gift!
September 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Today marks the start of Bisexuality Visibility Month, so don't forget to buy your favorite bisexual the standard gift!
"I'm sorry I did not realize that showing up at a meeting with an active COVID diagnosis and no mask was Not Cool, man. But who knows, maybe it wasn't against the law!"
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file770.com/covid-concer...
August 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"I'm sorry I did not realize that showing up at a meeting with an active COVID diagnosis and no mask was Not Cool, man. But who knows, maybe it wasn't against the law!"
file770.com/covid-concer...
file770.com/covid-concer...
If you'd told Internet-active me in early 2010 that this would be an official White House response to a reporter's inquiry come 2025, I would have Harlem Shook myself into oblivion
August 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you'd told Internet-active me in early 2010 that this would be an official White House response to a reporter's inquiry come 2025, I would have Harlem Shook myself into oblivion
We can DISCOVER a lot about how Universal Basic Income would make people's lives better.
But considering how many times we've done these trial tests before, to pretty much the same positive results, we apparently can LEARN nothing.
But considering how many times we've done these trial tests before, to pretty much the same positive results, we apparently can LEARN nothing.
July 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We can DISCOVER a lot about how Universal Basic Income would make people's lives better.
But considering how many times we've done these trial tests before, to pretty much the same positive results, we apparently can LEARN nothing.
But considering how many times we've done these trial tests before, to pretty much the same positive results, we apparently can LEARN nothing.
This automated message that GitLab gives me is oddly freeing
July 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This automated message that GitLab gives me is oddly freeing
This certainly seems to be a reasonable amount of people waiting in line for a Paul McCartney concert in Columbus:
July 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This certainly seems to be a reasonable amount of people waiting in line for a Paul McCartney concert in Columbus:
hey babe the new season of Omelas just dropped
July 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
hey babe the new season of Omelas just dropped
This is hysterically funny once you get the context.
June 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This is hysterically funny once you get the context.
Well, this is one of the more ominous things I've seen:
June 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Well, this is one of the more ominous things I've seen:
Considering how much the Republicans loathe diversity, they sure are encouraging a lot of it:
April 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Considering how much the Republicans loathe diversity, they sure are encouraging a lot of it:
Congrats, ya Men's Rights Advocate morons, you just ensured that when the draft gets reinstated you'll be the only ones chucked into the front lines:
April 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Congrats, ya Men's Rights Advocate morons, you just ensured that when the draft gets reinstated you'll be the only ones chucked into the front lines:
Wanna know why small businesses everywhere will implode without the USPS?
This is a commonly ordered product from a place I do business with. Cheapest USPS option: $5.14. Cheapest USPS option: $8.84.
Ask your customers to pay a mandatory extra $3.70 in shipping fees, and watch your sales drop.
This is a commonly ordered product from a place I do business with. Cheapest USPS option: $5.14. Cheapest USPS option: $8.84.
Ask your customers to pay a mandatory extra $3.70 in shipping fees, and watch your sales drop.
February 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wanna know why small businesses everywhere will implode without the USPS?
This is a commonly ordered product from a place I do business with. Cheapest USPS option: $5.14. Cheapest USPS option: $8.84.
Ask your customers to pay a mandatory extra $3.70 in shipping fees, and watch your sales drop.
This is a commonly ordered product from a place I do business with. Cheapest USPS option: $5.14. Cheapest USPS option: $8.84.
Ask your customers to pay a mandatory extra $3.70 in shipping fees, and watch your sales drop.
I've been up and down on Senator Fetterman, personally, but I think we can all agree that in this photo he looks like Captain Picard in an episode where the transporter turned him into a caveman
February 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I've been up and down on Senator Fetterman, personally, but I think we can all agree that in this photo he looks like Captain Picard in an episode where the transporter turned him into a caveman
I don't always agree with the Pope, but hoo boy, when I agree with him I AGREE with him:
January 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don't always agree with the Pope, but hoo boy, when I agree with him I AGREE with him:
John Totleben may have been my favorite comics artist ever, and I'm still sad his eye disease has stopped us from seeing more of his magnificent art.
His astounding linework just gets better the closer you look.
His astounding linework just gets better the closer you look.
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
John Totleben may have been my favorite comics artist ever, and I'm still sad his eye disease has stopped us from seeing more of his magnificent art.
His astounding linework just gets better the closer you look.
His astounding linework just gets better the closer you look.
A crossover I would buy in a hot SECOND
January 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
A crossover I would buy in a hot SECOND
The wording on Floral Spuzzem implies that the card itself gets to choose, leading to many players imploring Floral Spuzzem to give them a sign of its holy will
January 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The wording on Floral Spuzzem implies that the card itself gets to choose, leading to many players imploring Floral Spuzzem to give them a sign of its holy will
Fun fact! The final kiss in the Superman trailer takes place in the Cleveland Arcade, a gorgeous piece of Victorian architecture with 1800 panes of glass. You can rent a room there! And it looks EXACTLY like that at the right time of day, no CGI required.
www.theclevelandarcade.com
www.theclevelandarcade.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Fun fact! The final kiss in the Superman trailer takes place in the Cleveland Arcade, a gorgeous piece of Victorian architecture with 1800 panes of glass. You can rent a room there! And it looks EXACTLY like that at the right time of day, no CGI required.
www.theclevelandarcade.com
www.theclevelandarcade.com
So I bought a gun and I have a lot of feelings about it - not the gun itself, but the self-defense culture surrounding it.
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December 11, 2024 at 3:14 PM
So I bought a gun and I have a lot of feelings about it - not the gun itself, but the self-defense culture surrounding it.
theferrett.substack.com/p/buying-a-g...
theferrett.substack.com/p/buying-a-g...
Sitka would like to let you know that it is cold out and he would prefer not to walk, thank you
December 11, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Sitka would like to let you know that it is cold out and he would prefer not to walk, thank you