Eddie Butcher
@thefemaleedward.bsky.social
Musings of an unbalanced woman
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How cute is this? My hair is messy, the dog is scruffy and Andrew's happily watching over us. It feels right.
When you have to email your GP and ask them to log the pain you came in to discuss, instead of taking extensive notes on my attitude 🙃
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
When you have to email your GP and ask them to log the pain you came in to discuss, instead of taking extensive notes on my attitude 🙃
Do you remember when we were children and our teachers told us police were safe people and would help you and answer your questions and now we're grown the thing that police do best is ignore people?
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Do you remember when we were children and our teachers told us police were safe people and would help you and answer your questions and now we're grown the thing that police do best is ignore people?
I've just recently known that twister lollies are vegan, but today learned that walls is owned by Unilever ☹️
It was nice while it lasted
It was nice while it lasted
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I've just recently known that twister lollies are vegan, but today learned that walls is owned by Unilever ☹️
It was nice while it lasted
It was nice while it lasted
I pulled my shoulder 😫
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I pulled my shoulder 😫
🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
I'M GOING TO SEE ONE OF MY (not local) NIECES BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
I'M GOING TO SEE ONE OF MY (not local) NIECES BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
a woman laying on a bed covering her eyes with her hand with the words ellen i 'm so excited
Alt: a woman laying on a bed covering her eyes with her hand with the words i'm so excited
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December 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
I'M GOING TO SEE ONE OF MY (not local) NIECES BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
I'M GOING TO SEE ONE OF MY (not local) NIECES BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
"be at yours in 20"
Me, when the doorbell rings:
Me, when the doorbell rings:
a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting in a blue seat
Alt: a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting in a blue seat
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December 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"be at yours in 20"
Me, when the doorbell rings:
Me, when the doorbell rings:
Just been helped across the road by a lollipop person for the first time EVER
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Just been helped across the road by a lollipop person for the first time EVER
Someone just said something (neutral) to me, but it made me think of what Andrew used to say to me in the same situation so now I'm emotional af
a woman is crying and saying `` my heart hurts '' while covering her mouth with her hand .
Alt: a woman is crying and saying `` my heart hurts '' while covering her mouth with her hand .
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December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Someone just said something (neutral) to me, but it made me think of what Andrew used to say to me in the same situation so now I'm emotional af
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I know I'm showing my whole age here but remember that thrill of getting a mixtape from someone? A mix of music that they made just for you?
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I know I'm showing my whole age here but remember that thrill of getting a mixtape from someone? A mix of music that they made just for you?
I shared a total of 32 images this year on Bluesky and included accessibility alt text with 75% of them which is 38% above the average.
I'm still getting used to doing it, but that only means that number will go up!
Find out how consistently you include alt text here: anisota.net/harvest
I'm still getting used to doing it, but that only means that number will go up!
Find out how consistently you include alt text here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I shared a total of 32 images this year on Bluesky and included accessibility alt text with 75% of them which is 38% above the average.
I'm still getting used to doing it, but that only means that number will go up!
Find out how consistently you include alt text here: anisota.net/harvest
I'm still getting used to doing it, but that only means that number will go up!
Find out how consistently you include alt text here: anisota.net/harvest
The nurse told me to stop taking painkillers, to help my asthma. I asked what I'm supposed to do about the near-constant pain I'm in then and she very flippantly said "take prescription ones" GIRL, I WOULD IF I HAD THEM!!
Can't even get Dr to hear me, I ain't gonna get a prescription for shit
Can't even get Dr to hear me, I ain't gonna get a prescription for shit
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The nurse told me to stop taking painkillers, to help my asthma. I asked what I'm supposed to do about the near-constant pain I'm in then and she very flippantly said "take prescription ones" GIRL, I WOULD IF I HAD THEM!!
Can't even get Dr to hear me, I ain't gonna get a prescription for shit
Can't even get Dr to hear me, I ain't gonna get a prescription for shit
I love ADHD-ping-pong*
*setting off each others vocal stims
*setting off each others vocal stims
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I love ADHD-ping-pong*
*setting off each others vocal stims
*setting off each others vocal stims
Shot out of bed by 8, because I thought it's Monday 🤦🏽♀️
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Shot out of bed by 8, because I thought it's Monday 🤦🏽♀️
I invited someone to my house (in a few months time) but warned them it might be a bit messy, which they responded to by telling me how to get past mental blocks and get to cleaning and when I explained that I have physical issues too, they doubled down
I never asked for advice
You can't come here
I never asked for advice
You can't come here
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I invited someone to my house (in a few months time) but warned them it might be a bit messy, which they responded to by telling me how to get past mental blocks and get to cleaning and when I explained that I have physical issues too, they doubled down
I never asked for advice
You can't come here
I never asked for advice
You can't come here
Fed up with officious people
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Fed up with officious people
I got maybe 1 reminder a year to go for my smear, before getting it.
I went last year and, unfortunately, it wasn't straight forward, which meant I had to go to the hospital and it was a very different and retraumatising situation (that'll be repeated)
They've sent me reminders 4 times since 😠
I went last year and, unfortunately, it wasn't straight forward, which meant I had to go to the hospital and it was a very different and retraumatising situation (that'll be repeated)
They've sent me reminders 4 times since 😠
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I got maybe 1 reminder a year to go for my smear, before getting it.
I went last year and, unfortunately, it wasn't straight forward, which meant I had to go to the hospital and it was a very different and retraumatising situation (that'll be repeated)
They've sent me reminders 4 times since 😠
I went last year and, unfortunately, it wasn't straight forward, which meant I had to go to the hospital and it was a very different and retraumatising situation (that'll be repeated)
They've sent me reminders 4 times since 😠
I booked a donation collection and read how you need to label the bags and I've been more specific 🤦🏽♀️ but I don't think that'll hurt the process at all
Though I do have more to pack into bags before then
Though I do have more to pack into bags before then
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I booked a donation collection and read how you need to label the bags and I've been more specific 🤦🏽♀️ but I don't think that'll hurt the process at all
Though I do have more to pack into bags before then
Though I do have more to pack into bags before then
Sat in the front room with dog this morning and suddenly heard crashing. I went to investigate and the mirror in the hall had fallen and smashed.
I collected the pieces, swept and vacuumed, obviously concerned for her paws.
Not arsed about bad luck, quite honestly mine can't get much worse.
I collected the pieces, swept and vacuumed, obviously concerned for her paws.
Not arsed about bad luck, quite honestly mine can't get much worse.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sat in the front room with dog this morning and suddenly heard crashing. I went to investigate and the mirror in the hall had fallen and smashed.
I collected the pieces, swept and vacuumed, obviously concerned for her paws.
Not arsed about bad luck, quite honestly mine can't get much worse.
I collected the pieces, swept and vacuumed, obviously concerned for her paws.
Not arsed about bad luck, quite honestly mine can't get much worse.
The life of a far away Aunty 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The life of a far away Aunty 🙃
If anyone ever utters "I'm sorry you feel that way" about something that isn't my opinion, I will fold you into quarters.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
If anyone ever utters "I'm sorry you feel that way" about something that isn't my opinion, I will fold you into quarters.
Future Man will be on netflix soon?!
a man in a suit says so excited in front of a paw chain logo
Alt: a man in a suit says so excited in front of a curtain
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November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Future Man will be on netflix soon?!
I was gonna wait until my harassment case is closed to complain about the officer in charge; but I recently realised that it could drag on forever atp. So guess who complained about the officer currently in charge of her case? 😬
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I was gonna wait until my harassment case is closed to complain about the officer in charge; but I recently realised that it could drag on forever atp. So guess who complained about the officer currently in charge of her case? 😬
The STANDING CHARGE for my gas meter went UP by 10P PER DAY at the end of September 😱
October 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The STANDING CHARGE for my gas meter went UP by 10P PER DAY at the end of September 😱