I feel like it’s time we add “💔”because loving “❤️” a post like this goes against everything I’m actually feeling.

Their patriotism ends at the bumper sticker.
They love America like toddlers love toys: only if it’s all theirs and no one else gets to play.

Also, apparently muskets beat British fighter jets in 1776.

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Couldn’t agree more!

Entry requirements are simple:
🧢 Red hat
🤬 Hatred for anyone different
🧠 Zero critical thinking
✅ Approval of sexual assault (if it’s your guy)
📚 Reading comprehension 3rd grade or lower

No facts. Just vibes, racism, and a vague sense that someone took their country away sometime around 1954.

He throws insults like a third grader who skipped vocab to eat glue—
and his base? Proudly chewing alongside him.

• Disaster – unless he caused it, then it was “perfect.”
• Witch Hunt – triggered whenever accountability enters the chat.
• Unfair – aka: the rules applied to him.
• Best – no context, just insecurity.
• Strong / Weak – depends how threatened he feels in that moment.

• Radical – probably thought it meant “cool” until someone explained it meant “not him.”

Other Trump greatest hits:
• Tremendous – when he has no idea what he’s talking about.
• Loser – said about anyone who makes him feel dumb (so… most people).
• Fake – everything but his tan.

• Beautiful – learned it rating women like he’s hosting the Miss Misogyny Pageant.
• Big – hears it every time a doctor reads his chart.
• Little – what every woman has whispered, then lied about.
• Small – see little. Small vocabulary, smaller brain.

And maybe they are.
Maybe that’s the plan.
Either way, the rest of us are watching.
And we’re not f*cking stupid.

That’s what scares me:
Not just the chaos—
but the calm.
The way these men—so desperate for power—
act like it’s a given, not a privilege.
Like they’re not just above the law—
but beyond consequences.

They know millions will lose insurance.
They know Trump bombed Iran without Congress.
They know he can’t finish a coherent sentence.
But they haven’t flinched.
Haven’t pushed back.
Haven’t even pretended to care.

They know the “Big Beautiful Bill” is wildly unpopular.
They know Trump lied about sending troops into LA.
(A lie that led LAPD to brutalize an unhoused woman like they were proving a point.)