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OrangeFelonBrokeAmerica
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Working tirelessly to ensure the dumbest timeline has a narrator.
I didn’t choose the collapse—just decided to commentate.

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Polls show Americans favor the ACA far more than “Obamacare.” Same law, different name. Kristen Welker still says the partisan one every week. It’s called the Affordable Care Act, Kristen.
October 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One guy was tailgating, cussing, and switching lanes like he was late to a Klan meeting. I thought, “don’t stereotype…”
Then I saw the Trump/Vance bumper sticker.
MAGA rage isn’t just political. It’s a personality disorder.
August 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Are Epstein’s survivors quietly trying to heal? Are they enraged? Are they even comfortable with the spotlight? Because from where I sit, all they’ve gotten is Ghislaine in a cushy prison—and a public chasing “the list” instead of justice. #EpsteinFiles #BelieveWomen
August 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
August 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Trump sued CBS for selective editing—and won.
They edited both his and Kamala’s interviews.
Only he sued. Now they bend the knee out of fear.
He didn’t break the media—he trained it.
Maybe it’s time she sued too.
July 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Someone should tell him…
July 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The irony
July 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Trump just posted this and it makes me sick
July 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
As a woman, these are the people I’m worried about, just sayin
June 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Getting real tired of pretending ❤️ fits posts about bombings, starvation, or state violence. I don’t “love” any of this. Not the suffering. Not the fascism. And definitely not Trump or the Supreme Court simping for him in the name of “God.”

We need a new button.
June 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Trump just wrote what sounds like a 6th grader’s book report on a war he made up in his head. “THE 12 DAY WAR” has the same vibes as “THE 5 SECOND RULE” — only with nuclear codes and zero adult supervision.

@theorangefelonbrokeamerica
June 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Welcome to MAGA
No facts? No problem.
Blame Biden for everything—gas prices, wildfires, your divorce, war in Iran.
Get caught doing something illegal? Just yell “witch hunt!”
Held accountable? Scream “deep state!”
June 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Trump’s Vocabulary Starter Pack.
Proof you can run a political cult with a 3rd-grade reading level. 🧵
June 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can’t sleep.
This has been looping in my head all night: 🧵
June 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Every American should be required to read a condensed version of Project 2025 and On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder. Then take a hard look at what this administration is doing—and count the parallels. Wake up. This isn’t politics as usual.
June 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM