The False Nine
@thefalsenine.bsky.social
Purveyors of interesting nonsense. DM for inquiries or story pitch ideas. Texia est viridis!
https://thefalse9texas.com
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November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
From The False Nine News Desk: Paul Arriola spotted in The Domain. Could he be coming to Austin FC to re-unite with former coach Nico Estevez?
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
From The False Nine News Desk: Paul Arriola spotted in The Domain. Could he be coming to Austin FC to re-unite with former coach Nico Estevez?
Our preview was unfortunately on
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Our preview was unfortunately on
Admin likes @andrew-wiebe.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Admin likes @andrew-wiebe.bsky.social
Texas Tifo Solutions never misses
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Texas Tifo Solutions never misses
Miles better than “Austin Hasta La Muerte” they put forward in 2022.
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Miles better than “Austin Hasta La Muerte” they put forward in 2022.
Announcers keep saying SJ wants the Promised Land.
They’re not wrong. It’s deliciously rich and creamy.
Best chocolate milk on the market
They’re not wrong. It’s deliciously rich and creamy.
Best chocolate milk on the market
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Announcers keep saying SJ wants the Promised Land.
They’re not wrong. It’s deliciously rich and creamy.
Best chocolate milk on the market
They’re not wrong. It’s deliciously rich and creamy.
Best chocolate milk on the market
Approximately 31 hours away from kick off of the most important match in Austin FC history. Open Cup Final at Q2.
We need every bit of luck and superstition on our side for this.
What are you doing as an individual or group of fans to give the team luck?
We need every bit of luck and superstition on our side for this.
What are you doing as an individual or group of fans to give the team luck?
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Approximately 31 hours away from kick off of the most important match in Austin FC history. Open Cup Final at Q2.
We need every bit of luck and superstition on our side for this.
What are you doing as an individual or group of fans to give the team luck?
We need every bit of luck and superstition on our side for this.
What are you doing as an individual or group of fans to give the team luck?
The False Nine Predicts: Austin FC at Real Salt Lake, or "That Match We Keep Forgetting is Happening"
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The False Nine Predicts: Austin FC at Real Salt Lake, or "That Match We Keep Forgetting is Happening"
To quote @asromaoficial.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
To quote @asromaoficial.bsky.social
Posting without comment. Thanks to @rogbennett.bsky.social and @meninblazers.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Posting without comment. Thanks to @rogbennett.bsky.social and @meninblazers.bsky.social
If you’re gonna push bad beer, @mls.bsky.social, go classic.
September 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you’re gonna push bad beer, @mls.bsky.social, go classic.
August 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I am once again asking defenders to step up and deny the offense an opportunity to create
August 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I am once again asking defenders to step up and deny the offense an opportunity to create
Greetings from the land of healthcare and gun laws!
📸 our embedded reporter
📸 our embedded reporter
August 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Greetings from the land of healthcare and gun laws!
📸 our embedded reporter
📸 our embedded reporter
Austin fans will accept recompense of:
-2 points;
-A public apology in stadium presented by Filip Dujic using his “however” catchphrase;
-The right to hurl tomatoes at the VAR official;
-2 points;
-A public apology in stadium presented by Filip Dujic using his “however” catchphrase;
-The right to hurl tomatoes at the VAR official;
August 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Austin fans will accept recompense of:
-2 points;
-A public apology in stadium presented by Filip Dujic using his “however” catchphrase;
-The right to hurl tomatoes at the VAR official;
-2 points;
-A public apology in stadium presented by Filip Dujic using his “however” catchphrase;
-The right to hurl tomatoes at the VAR official;
If you ever feel like your job is pointless at least you didn’t have to create a graphic and send out an email for people to opt out of what would be Austin FC’s first Cup Final at Q2
August 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you ever feel like your job is pointless at least you didn’t have to create a graphic and send out an email for people to opt out of what would be Austin FC’s first Cup Final at Q2