Robert
@thefakerobert.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
If I ate more chips this alone would be enough to convince me to get an air fryer
January 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If I ate more chips this alone would be enough to convince me to get an air fryer
I’ll be there as soon as I’ve got the Eggnog Moose Mugs down from the loft
November 22, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I’ll be there as soon as I’ve got the Eggnog Moose Mugs down from the loft
The only Christmas film I need
November 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
The only Christmas film I need
Did a workout and it’s warmed me right up
November 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Did a workout and it’s warmed me right up
Thinking I'll skip my workouts for the rest of the year and just eat carbs instead
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Thinking I'll skip my workouts for the rest of the year and just eat carbs instead
I like the sound of a Greta Garbo, what did you go for?
November 16, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I like the sound of a Greta Garbo, what did you go for?
Please do, or I’ll revert to Pina Colada!
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Please do, or I’ll revert to Pina Colada!
It is a stunner! I’m here also for cocktail inspiration
November 16, 2024 at 3:51 PM
It is a stunner! I’m here also for cocktail inspiration
I’ll buy you anything you want (as long as it costs less than my winnings of £4.10)
November 16, 2024 at 12:30 PM
I’ll buy you anything you want (as long as it costs less than my winnings of £4.10)
I’m sorry who is this?
November 16, 2024 at 12:28 PM
I’m sorry who is this?
*shakes both fists*
November 15, 2024 at 7:45 PM
*shakes both fists*
Happy Birthday! Hope Yannis has something special planned for you later x
November 20, 2023 at 9:29 AM
Happy Birthday! Hope Yannis has something special planned for you later x
It'll certainly make me think twice in future though
October 24, 2023 at 12:16 PM
It'll certainly make me think twice in future though
Fiction. Has to be.
October 24, 2023 at 11:52 AM
Fiction. Has to be.
Wait - why are there no DMs here to slide into?
August 11, 2023 at 10:17 AM
Wait - why are there no DMs here to slide into?